Lazy Dungeon Master

I came to the Adventurers Guild this morning as I bought and ate ham sandwiches for breakfast.

The early morning Adventurer Guild was pretty much a mess.

Looking at it, it looks like we're dealing with a request that's been pasted on the bulletin board.

... um, I don't want to mix it up...

"Your husband."

Nik said, "I got it! I'm just going to turn my sparkling eyes."

............... Honestly, I find it tempting to turn one little kid to a place like a commuter rush...

"All right, get me a request that looks good!

"Yes."

Nik burst into a wave of people with joy. Your little body will be drunk in no time to be invisible...

After a while, I returned with two requisitions in my mouth.

All right, all right, and I stroked his head and jaw a little bit, and Nik looked happy to wear it.

Whatever you think, it's a dog. Thank you so much.

Now, the request I've been taking is… "10 Delivery Rewards: 10 Copper Coins Rank G or more One or more Remarks: Delivering Today" and "Rabbit Crusade Rewards: Buy 1 serving of meat for 10 Copper Coins Rank G or more One or more Remarks: Minimum of 3, only those hunted the same day up to 10"?

I see, I can do anything with a map and cloth clothes golem for postal delivery, and I feel like I could crusade for about a rabbit. Just fine. I just took the requisition to the counter.

"... Isn't postal delivery heavy on you just came into town yesterday? I don't recommend it."

... Oops, you again. I was at the counter with the same receptionist as yesterday.

"If you give me a good shipping address, I'll be fine."

"It would be quicker to deliver your own letter if you were to take me to the ground on a boulder, wouldn't it?

"I didn't ask you to tell me so well."

"And do you take crusade-based requests with you? You're reckless."

"Is it reckless?

"Yeah, it's reckless. How confident you are, especially for rabbit requests, this one is for use in skewered butcher stalls. I wonder how much meat you guzzled with the amateur rounded sword you put on your hips is going to get bought off?

"Well, let them handle it there."

Honestly, the battle system is stronger with Nik.

"... still, I think I explained when making the guild card, if you fail to accomplish the request, there is a fine and some sort of punishment. That's good, right?

"Yeah, that's okay."

Sorry, I didn't hear that.

Anyway, give me and Nik's guild card and have them accept the request.

"... accepted. Take care at best. Oh, please go around the back and pick up the delivery request from the person in charge"

"Yes, thank you"

If I do, I'll stare at the receptionist, but the job is decent, and the content I'm saying is the right advice, except it's a fight. I guess he's a competent man. Maybe he's the kind of person who can easily be mistaken.

"All right, let's go, Nik."

"Yes."

Me and Nik went around behind the counter to make delivery requests first.

*

Me and Nik split up about the delivery request, and it's over.

... My legs didn't move as I thought they would with muscle aches, and while I was slowly cleaning up three relatively near field cases, Nik just cleaned up seven others. Although there is navigation and correction by cloth clothing golem, I have to compliment you on your excellence. It's also cute and soothing to be good at patting your tail when you stroke it.

It is only in the morning after this. Rabbits will also be able to afford this.

And speaking of which, where can I hunt rabbits? Shit, I don't have any information at all.

In the meantime, let's go to my client and ask him.

My client was running a skewered BBQ stall.

There is a good smell of greasy meat cooked. It was in my mouth, reflexively. I swallowed who had come out of it, squeaking my throat.

"Oh, the rabbit meat requested adventurer. So, what about the meat? I don't think I have it."

"Oh, no, we're just about to go"

"Right. I'm gonna use the meat. It's next week, so I hope you get a good hunt by the end of the day. I'll be cooking meat here till evening. So, what can I do for you?

And that's when I heard "kun" or something like that. I heard a good stomach. Of course it's not me, it's Nik.

But speaking of which, you still had lunch.

"... right, shall I get two skewered BBQ's first? And tell me where I can hunt rabbits."

"Aye, two bottles, ten copper coins...... yeah, you're just in time. So, if you're a rabbit, you're out of town. I guess the West Gate is a little in front of the woods near Mount Zia... oh, if you're not sure about dismantling it, keep it coming."

"Right, thanks. I'll be there."

I receive the skewered BBQ and give one to Nik.

Instead, Nik tries to give me five copper coins. but I didn't take it.

"I don't need this because it's a necessary expense to buy information. Besides, it's my husband's duty to feed the slaves. Let's eat."

"... well, then what do we do with this..."

"Oh, you can use it when you buy what Nik wanted. If you don't have enough for what you want, save it."

"Er... that, yes"

Nik treats copper coins to purse-substituted sachets. And I bumped into a skewered BBQ.

... Yeah, right, it doesn't taste bad. It never tastes bad, but it smells a little raw, and the flavoring is thin and lacking compared to burgers. He looked like that.

*

When I showed the Alliance requisition at the West Gate, I was able to get out of the gate without paying the toll.

And as I was headed into the woods, I found my first rabbit.

"Kew?

Oh my... white and cute. The red lady is a cute little animal. Normally. Normally, the grass is peeled.

but the next moment Nik was amputating his neck. Golem knife on right hand, easy disconnect in vibration mode.

"Garlic."

"Ooh. Well done, great job."

This child is unforgiving.

With the legs of a rabbit corpse that still bleeds out of his neck, he drains some blood and throws it into a leather bag that looks like it's not much blood anymore. I also kept my chopped head with me.

If it weren't for me, Nik, I might not have been able to accomplish this.... I feel more guilty than an adventurer dying in a dungeon.

Well, after this, I snapped a rabbit's head, too. The meat I've been eating since day to day is the meat someone killed, and at the time I ate it, I was part of it. Then there's no reason I can't kill you here, it's meat to eat.

Golem blade and cloth clothes Golem's assistance allowed me to snap my neck clean.

I got a little blood in return, but soon became beautiful with 'purification'.

... That, speaking of which, Nik hasn't gotten a drop of blood back, seriously, I respect that.

Well, that's how I brought ten pieces of rabbit meat to my client.

Breakdown? Nik 8, me 2, anything? Nik finds the rabbit and instantly slashes him.

If you let me do it, I'll give you what you found, the one you caught so you wouldn't run away with both hands.

The other one I defeated on my own (with golem assistance).

I think Nik should be alone by now.

"Heh, this guy... brother, you look good, but you have good arms"

I'm sorry, that's what this kid did.

I'm the one standing there with the rabbit's legs that Dr. Nik hunts one after the other, and when the blood stops bleeding, he's just pointing it in the bag. Dr. Nik went to the woods alone, and I was just waiting outside in the woods with a bunny's foot.

Either way, my client was highly regarded. Big thanks to the blood drain I threw it in the bag but the fur was in good shape as well. Except for one, we bought each of the 10 biggest copper coins, and we had 97 copper coins… besides being in good condition, which resulted in an income of one silver coin.

Huh? The one that was seven? Yes, I did. I did it on my own. I'm sorry, it was two bodies.