Lazy Dungeon Master

"Dungeon Battle...... what?

"Dungeons invade each other, well, it's a competition. It's better to connect the entrances with space-time magic and send each other's gestures directly into the dungeon and touch the dungeon core first to win. Easy, huh?"

Aside from space-time magic and all that, the rules are certainly simple.

However, "The White Labyrinth, a long-established dungeon in the historic capital city," and "Just a Cave, a safety dungeon with only beginner goblins (with a Dungeon Core tour)," will not be discussed at all. Too different in character. It's a good place to win or anything but decimals.

"Oh, of course I'll give you a break there. This dungeon is a hundred-year-old, high-difficulty dungeon with no trespassers, and there are many derivative dungeons that are super large."

Of course Mr. Haku seems to be aware of that, and additional conditions can be added.

"... well, lend 100,000 DP to the commission. This one will also create a new derivative dungeon with the same conditions as' Just a Cave 'and will be ready for 100,000 DP as well. I'll install a dummy core there, so if you touch that, you win.... How's it going?

"... can you lend me DP?

"I can do it. So it's no exaggeration to say that a dungeon battle could be a competition... Oh well, if you win, you don't have to return this 100,000 DP, and we'll transfer another 100,000 DP as a prize."

I think it's a lot in our favor.

"... So, what if Mr. Huck wins?

"I'll have the 100,000 DPs I loaned repaid, physically.... Oh, that doesn't mean I don't like it, does it? You're going to be an adventurer in our dungeon. Until you make 100,000 DP and give it to me, get me to work. Until your repayment is over, 695, let's swear I'll be responsible for protecting you. Of course I'm gonna do it because there's no way this is gonna happen, right?

It's a good deal.

Suddenly I have 100,000 DP on hand, I can make dungeons as I please, and I can fortify them.

But I want you to remember.

20 DP per goblin, but defeating this in the dungeon actually reduces 2 DP. I mean, if monsters alone, for example, were to make 100,000 DP, they'd have to defeat 50,000 in goblins and 10 in the lowest ranked dragon 100,000 DP. How much time will it take?

... No, seriously. I'm not. Whether the monster will be defeated in the dungeon in the first place and the DP will be provided. Instead, they could increase their debt because they destroyed a monster in the corner.

That would be the same thing, assuming you only aim at items without defeating a single monster. That item is one that Haku uses DP to install, so if Haku doesn't admit it, that's it.

Anyway, only dungeon masters and dungeon cores can earn DP in the true sense.

"... making 100,000 DP as an adventurer, that's hard."

"Oh, I didn't mean to. 100,000 DP worth of battle, that's fine."

"... you want me to PK (party killer) on behalf of the monster? In The White Labyrinth, where veteran adventurers gather?

"Hehe, there's also a derivative dungeon for rookies to dive in, right?

Dull, Mr. Haku grins with pleasure.

Don't be alarmed at all, this guy... dungeon core, not people.

"Okay. In the White Labyrinth, which includes derivative dungeons, you can swap your DP for repayment by consuming it as an adventurer. Well, how about that?

"That's acceptable content...... so does that benefit Mr. Haku?

If you find "Scroll of Healing (100,000 DP)" in the White Labyrinth, for example, and use it on yourself, you will achieve it.

"It's a pretext to use DP for adventurers to circulate mana. The best part is... while you're an adventurer, you'll be able to protect 695 with your consent, right?... I'll bury the entrance to the dungeon, make sure no one gets in, take care of him in the Imperial City... I don't care what he normally says."

I see. If we can keep Locco safe, I guess it's good enough.

"... you'll take it. Are you sure you can be the master enough to protect your 695? It's called a practical exam."

No, I don't think I have the right to veto.

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"That's why you're 695. Because we're going to have a dungeon battle."

"What's a dungeon battle, sister 89?"

That's a tease! And me and Mr. Haku explained it to Rokuko.

"Heh, sounds interesting"

"Well, it's a battle, so I bet my DP. I'll lend you a DP this time."

"What, can I get a DP?!

Didn't you know that either? You're wacky different than I didn't know until just now. Hey.

Speaking of which, how can I get my DP...

"Well, I can't even tell you that 695 didn't know about it, something you didn't get a chance to. It's a way to get the DP... uh, come on, I need to kiss you? Munchkin!

"Really? Mr. Crowe."

"No, I remember shaking hands was enough"

When I checked with the butler, I just got an answer.

"... This is your first time, 695, and I'm going to give you 100,000 DP, so you need to give me a kiss so there's no failures or leaks. If it's the first time, it's easy to fail, and a sure way would be good......?

That's another painful excuse...

"100,000 dp?! I can't have that many!

"Just lend it to me? Besides, dungeon battles are about as long as they take to prepare. It's a competition to crush each other's DP, so it would be boring for each other to have no DP in your 695 dungeon, wouldn't it? That means a handful from me."

"Ugh..."

"It's an arrangement I have to give back if I lose, so to speak, I'll just borrow it. Don't hesitate to take it. The way you do it, you listen to Mr. Haku."

"... uhh, okay. Then don't hesitate, sister 89."

Ever, speaking of which, do you also fall under the right of absolute order, though you have not been aware of it before, such as' don't hesitate to take it '? Please note that those in the back were in a good mood and deliberately followed it.

Oh, Mr. Haku's got his thumbs up so he doesn't look like Rokuko. That hand sign. Does that mean the same thing over here?

"Sister 89, what can I do to exchange DP?

"Try closing your eyes, squeezing your mouth open and sticking your tongue out? Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Leave the rest to me. Then... I'll take it."

... You tried to tell me you'd have it now, didn't you?

Mr. Haku and Rokuko keep their mouths tight by making sure they touch their tongues and tongues.

Mr. Haku gently hugs Rokuko's body, trembling with his left hand, and pulls him with his right hand firmly so that he doesn't let go of his head. Whether you are confused by your first cot or leave your eyes shut tight as Mr. Haku told you, you are freaking out, shivering picnically and turning bright red to your ears as if you were touched by something sensitive from time to time.

We had taken a very slow time so far, but it seemed we were still in the preparation stage.

Mr. Haku holds Rokuko's head with both hands, something with his mouth movement... perhaps a DP, pouring in.

I was surprised Rokuko almost let go of his mouth unexpectedly, but as soon as I could see the light connecting between my tongue and tongue for a moment, I would soon be contained in both arms of Mr. Haku.

And it probably took nearly ten minutes for the DP to be handed over.

The last time I let go of my mouth, my saliva built a thread-like bridge between my two tongues and my tongue, puffy interrupted.

"... Pfft, ha, ha..."

"Phew..."

The two faces with their mouths apart were as if they were in contrast.

Rokuko, who roughens his breath with his eyes closed, and Haku, who licks one lip satisfactorily.

However, in common, they both had red cheeks and a trance.

"... I've leaked a little bit, but I've serviced more of it"

"Ha, ha, ah, thank you, Grandpa, number 89... haha"

"Ugh, did I surprise you with your first DP delivery? Fine, I'll hold you for a while longer, so rest tight."

Again, Mr. Huck thumbs up so he doesn't look like Rokuko.... apparently you mean "well done" or something in this world, this is...

I'll check the DP while Rokuko leaves his body with Mr. Haku.

… 114,032 DP. Indeed, the DP handover seems to have been successful.

Because the original should have been about 3500...... hey, do you kill all the bandits and finally get the amount of DP you can get done with the service? How much money do you make, Mr. Huck?

"Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Kama. Don't prepare anything. 'I lost, I'll pay you back 100,000 DP as it is'... - Naturally, it's nashi, isn't it? I won't pay you back from the DP I lent you."

... Oops, I got a nail stabbed.

I need to be told. I would have made a whole lot of money for the difference.