Lazy Dungeon Master

"Maiduo! No, brother. - Did you shop? Whoa, from now on, your husband, no!

Slave traders also had "no choice" faces because there were no more troublesome problem children and profits, albeit small.

Thank goodness the negotiations came to an end in no time.

I finished paying for fifty pieces of silver coins, and I did the contract magic, and then I bought clothes.

One piece and one pair of underwear took a piece of silver coin.

"Speaking of which, you didn't hear the name. What the fuck?

"What? What are you talking about, your husband naming the slaves? Nah, Senior Nik."

"Really?

"Huh? Shirahen? That's what I'm talking about. 'Cause the evening offering happened to be the same name as Okan's - if you're naughty, how many beautiful princesses do you want? That's why you throw away your name when you're under a contract of slavery."

I see, I'm convinced.

"... it's not like I'm really forgetting without shadow or shape even if I throw it away, can you answer me if I do my name before I become a slave?... Uh, but we, I'm buying a lot of grudges, so I'm in a mood for a new name. Nothing?

"Hmm. What was your name when they bought it before?

"Hmm? Hey, we were also called 'Nik', right?

Pepper, and licked his fingertips and replied as if he was remembering the taste of something.

... the moment I thought it was a chewed up array, hiccup.

Hmm. But is Nik a common name for slaves or something? Poaches in dogs, like balls in cats.

"It's confusing to wear a name. Right...... you like to eat, don't you? Then take a name from the food,... apples, skewered BBQ?

"I'd rather not skewer BBQ anyway for apples... if it's because of that, what about melons? Uh, I'd love a melon. Can you buy it?

"If it's similar, I'll feed you one of these days."

"Really?! Wow, we don't hang in there, either."

Shards, and loose the frivolous fruit, laughing like a slave...... er, nobody.

"Ah, let it be. So what about the word 'strawberry'?

"Yeah? What do you mean?

"Named after the food god or. I don't see God here, but he's also the god of the sea. So, combine the salt of the seasoning that can be taken from the sea with the strawberries and. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Why strawberries if you mix salt with icidaca would be a glitch in the translation function, well. Getting used to it, huh?

"Okay, strawberries are fine. From now on, please."

"Hehe, hello"

Unnamed strawberry. I shook my hand again.

But even as he shook his hand, the strawberry was looking in an unavoidable direction.

... Following the strawberry gaze, there was a skewered BBQ stall there.

*

We were each headed for the Adventurer's Guild as we grabbed the skewers in our hands.

"Hmm? Do we have an Adventurer Guild over here?

"Oh, I have to report the termination of a request I made during the day."

"What did your husband do, adventurer? How many ranks? D? C? Could it be b or something?

"It's an F-rank. It just happened."

"Huh, f-rank? So I used to have money to buy us... were you a nobleman or a merchant or something?

"Oh, come on, I'll explain."

There's a proper "Impossible! Don't deny it," or anything, but around convincing examples of what someone hears comes out flexible, the strawberry is still like a dig.

"Oh, you want to sign up for an adventurer, too, Ichika? It would be more convenient to have an ID."

"Yeah? Uh, but I don't know what to do. I'm starting over with G... well, eh. So, can you lend me five silver coins for the registration fee? Because I'll give it back to you with my body."

"Return is fine. Because the price of the strawberries was originally sixty silver coins, and thanks to the strawberries fifty... about five of the difference is a legitimate reward"

"Pfft, haha! Reward the slaves rightfully! Normal slaves are unpaid. Is that common sense? Well, yeah, if you want me to, I'll take it."

strawberries showing their teeth and laughing at them. Nice smile inside, this would also be popular as an inn receptionist.

And it came again to the Adventurer Guild.

When I went to the counter, there was the usual receptionist.

"... oh, you bought it fast. And he's human, big..."

Receptionist, who mainly says as he looks at a part. Some people say the bigger the better, but I think I'll be fine there. My legs are more at stake.

"Report on the achievement of the request and this guy… please register for the Fig, Alliance"

"Yes, 20 copper coins for reward with two nomination requests.... That's a name that doesn't even have a piece of taste. So, shall we do an interview for once… come here"

And I follow with the strawberries as the owner, too.

... Figs, was that a name that didn't even have a piece of taste... maybe we shouldn't athe about naming.

Someday me and Nik went into the room where we were interviewed and asked some questions as well.

Here's the background I found out about there:

Place of birth: Pavela (it looks like a port town beyond Mount Zia)

Good at: tasting, poisoning, eating. And then the scouts.

Reason to volunteer: Because they say they will feed you a delicious meal

Notes: Former C-Rank Adventurer

"What, were you a former adventurer? Is that C-rank, too?"

"Saya. It's just that they don't go without any more skills. Skill scrolling is expensive, huh? If you want to buy something like that, don't you usually buy something to eat?

"Then you have no choice."

It was a convincing reason. At least for me, the goal is to bury it in my sleep in the same way.

... Huh? Normally, you cut food bills, but you buy scrolls, and you say it's a monster going up there?

That's someone's theory about going for the rank above, isn't it? It's none of our business.

After a full set of questions, the receptionist wrote something down on the paperwork before saying it.

"Okay, let's issue guild cards. But the previous name was discarded, so from the C-rank, that's not why. Let's say G-rank is exempt and F-rank."

"Then it's easy to understand the rank, thank you"

"... by the way, how much was she?

"You've run out of money well. It was fifty silver coins."

"It's... it's a dig, no doubt"

Receptionist turning a surprise glance. Well, you didn't do anything wrong, did you? Really.

Silver coins were sent out in DP, but hey.... They're also issuing currency out of DP as regular currency in Imperial Capital, and the problem at all... gibberish, it's not counterfeiting, so it should be OK...!

All in all, I paid five silver coins for the registration fee and received a strawberry guild card.

I applied for the party at the suggestion of the strawberries and decided to add the strawberries to the membership and go home today.

Today's Inn is the Sleeping Bird Pavilion, which I've stayed at before. Money saving, which means only one room. Strawberries also say that I should have one more dish of rice than rent a barn, and if they did, I would have slept in a separate room for strawberries, because that's it.

Yeah, naturally, the rice's not for slaves. Three regular servings. Enough for slavery because I ate during this time.

"Yeah, they give the homa a proper meal. Happy wow."

"Food's important to strawberries, isn't it? I know how that feels, too. I want my employees to feel comfortable working."

"Ho, feels good? Senior Nik is bloody good, too, and I've been doing 'Here Digging Mon' since I first saw him. Come on, yeah. If you're gonna eat me right, I'm not complaining."

Apparently, I was treated like a digger too.

The strawberry drinks the vegetable soup thoroughly and eats beautifully by sweeping it away with bread that leaves a little juice in the vessel.

There's no waste. There's no waste in saying, "I'll poison you, eat first" and putting my hand first, my husband.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get some sleep?"

"Right. Figs. You can use the bed."

"To?"

Strawberries, you don't understand what I'm saying, they hang their necks. Well, that would talk about where I would sleep if I gave up a bed with only one in the room to a strawberry.

I picked up "Offton" from [storage] and let it lay on the floor.

"Me and Nik are gonna sleep over here."

"Hey! What the fuck is this? Yeah, no! This is the kind of substitute I grab at a luxury inn. Wow, is this the difference with seniors...... what do you care about [storage] being able to use it, didn't you scroll high?

"... that there's something I can't give away, too, so that strawberries can't give way to food. Look, never get in the way of my sleep, okay?

"Damn, I get it. I need to wake you up. Except when you suck... I swear to God I'll hang you for breakfast."

That's a very credible vow. I nodded satisfied.