Lazy Dungeon Master

"How about a goblin exorcism with you? And now we're going to have to get rid of Boa."

I heard a line reminiscent of a fast-food exchange when I received a rabbit request (for six).

It seems that crusade requests are common, but it is possible to crusade first before accepting the request. Since the request was accomplished by submitting the Crusade Proof Site, it will not change whether it is received first or later. If you take it first, you don't need a toll when you leave the gate, so much so that you don't have to worry about getting the request dropped.

So, this sounds like a recommendation.

They say Goblin is a vermin that roughs up the fields and comes after the fields that are spreading outside the North Gate. There are fields in the gates, but because the land is high, they are still building fields outside the gates. Roughing up the fields is also about goblins and bores (like pigs), and that's enough to get adventurers to hunt properly, which seems to be a lot cheaper compared to the cost of the land.

And I don't get a lot of bore, but the meat seems delicious, depending on the size, but I can get it bought in the range of roughly one or two pieces of silver coin. The crusade proof area is the nose, but you think this is the best place?

On the other hand, the goblin corpse becomes a good fertilizer if carved and scattered in the field, so after taking the right ear of the crusade proof site, he says the corpse should be kept near the field.... not undead or something? You all right, buddy?

Goblin exorcisms and bore exorcisms are a constant F-rank request, and in the case of goblins, they'll redeem 30 copper coins as a request achievement at any time if you have five right ears.

The bore is one nose and ten copper coins, or one of those noses and copper coins. If you choose the nose, they will split it it into three parts on the spot and return it. (They say that splitting it into three parts is a procedure to prohibit double weighting of requests, because sometimes the nose is straight when you normally knock it down when it's splitting two parts)

The bore looks delicious in two ways, I don't have a problem carrying it because it has [storage].

So it's west to go this time, but if you see both, let's go in the direction of actively hunting. Figs are motivated about Boa... but not so much. I wonder what that means.

"I've been hunting all over when I was an adventurer... I guess I'm low on numbers right now... yeah, it's nothing. Oh, don't guarantee the flavor?

Seems like it was after I was already motivated.

*

So, I went out from the west gate and came to hunt rabbits.

I'd expect Dr. Nik to do a great job, but I'd also like to see the new strawberry work.

Anyway, he's a former C-rank adventurer, he must be able to do quite a bit. Especially if there's something delicious on it.

What's bare hands for now, so I'll lend you my sword.

"Oops, Thanksgiving. Well, don't be as handsome and handsome as a rabbit? If you get the fur dirty, reduce the buying price. So it's common sense to take them down as hard as you can."

"Hmm? But if you do, you won't be able to bleed out."

"Blood drain? What's that?

... Mm, you don't know about the blood drain?

"This way, when you drain blood, the meat doesn't stink. It also tastes better. It's mostly the blood that stinks of meat."

"Heh! I didn't know that. I don't know about common sense, but I know it, well, it doesn't stink... yeah, well, that's going to make all kinds of meat taste good, guffaw."

Give me your thoughts on the meat you haven't seen yet. Who are you messing with? Really, you're an appetite devil.

"So, what can I do to drain blood? Yeah?

"Right, is it faster for you to have a look at it once?... Nik, hunt one"

"Yes."

And then Nik walks into the woods. Thirty seconds later, he brings a rabbit. Beautifully decapitated.

When I hung myself with my legs, my blood overflowed and I created a water reservoir (blood) at my feet.

"In this way, if you cut off your neck and hang it upside down, the more blood you get. Hang upside down until the blood is gone, that's it.... It's easy, isn't it?

"Let it go.... Chu or Senior Nik, you can hunt normally even though this is the way it is. Instead, thirty seconds of rabbits is awesome. Did you hunt before you became a slave? I often know where rabbits are in the woods."

He said, "What's wrong? You can tell by the smell."

"Oh well, Senior Nik did the Beast Man. Got it.... No, but well with these skinny arms..."

He managed to say something like that, but it's strawberry's turn next.

I actually want to see what it's like, so I'll let Nik take care of the rabbit's blood drain and follow him around the back.

A strawberry that moves through the woods and occasionally stops to clear its ears.

I would have had about five minutes, when suddenly I put my sword backwards and shook it lengthwise to stroke near the ground with a shrugged blade.

"Hey, is this it? Yes? Oh, you're bleeding so bad."

Hey, lift the headless rabbit's leg. That's ex-C rank, looks like he finished nicely with a blow.

"Yeah, you're usually strong. His neck is falling off with a blow... and he sees it as quite a skilled man."

"Saya - we did scouts, the truth is daggers... if possible, knives. Yeah. I used it to eat birds and stuff, so I could use a bow."

A knife, let's make it when we get home.

"I can cook, too. Nah, no. - Homma bargain. We. You know, the first sale was fifteen gold coins, right? Hey, really, why don't we just eat 50 pieces of silver?

"I've never heard of the original price, but I guess that's because I ate too much, of course"

Even if I ask you now, I'll be humming.

"I was wondering if goblins would taste good too if I drained some snug blood? I can't wait to see that because it was so naughty."

"You ate..."

"Just before I became a slave, I worked at the underground arena in Imperial Capital to pay off my debts... well, I'll tell you because I'm your husband, and I haven't been given the spectacle of 'Getestuff Eating' there... but I fight living demons on a lot of terms, until I eat them. I've eaten all but bones of goblins.... Goblin's White Cod... That was so bad..."

Strawberries laughing embarrassingly "Ha ha..."

Is there such a thing as an underground arena?

I'm also concerned about the entertainment facilities in this world, but this only stinks of crime.

Return to Nik once with the rabbit.

"Ah, welcome back, master"

Five goblins had been killed around Nik standing with a rabbit; all five had their necks completely and beautifully dropped.

Is it that when I was drawn to the smell of blood and attacked because it was a little kid who was there even more, it was brilliantly in return?

"Oops......"

"Uh, I knew it. I thought you were here..."

I didn't notice at all.

"Instant kill. Senior Nik, here. How did you take him down?

"I'm surrounded, so here, with one hand, with a rabbit, with one hand, with a creep"

In an attempt to reproduce the movement, Nik turns with a rabbit in his left hand and a golem blade in his right hand, crooning like a ballet dancer with his left foot on the axis.

The blade is just the height of the goblin's neck.

I don't remember teaching you how to move like that, even though you have cloth golem assistance.

... I wonder if I'm only strengthening my muscles and moving instead of aiding in the motion I want to see.

"... it's not an F-rank move. What kind of workout are you doing?

"... come on?

The request to expel the goblin was cleared up first.

Slightly cut off the right ear of the crusade proof site.

"Well, four rabbits left, you and me, please."

"Um, how about your husband?

"... because I don't like swords... your request is delicious meat, here I am right to be thorough with the blood drainer"

"Really? Looks like you're working out pretty good when you look at walking."

Oh, that's a cloth golem assist, isn't it?

I didn't do anything on this request? You're the best meal I've ever had without working!

... Oh, but you're working because you're a blood drain clerk.

*

"Garlic"

I find a rabbit and my neck flies just like it should at the next moment.

Nik was showing off so much physical performance that he found it a little hard to follow even the strawberry of the former C-rank adventurer.

"... Senior Nik, could that also be the Devil's Sword?

"I don't know. Your husband gave it to me."

Quickly wave the sword in its hand and the blood will fall beautifully. It didn't even have to be 'purified', it was proof that the sword was a very good one, and it was proof that the sword technique made it cut off nicely.

Put up your sword again and look for the rabbit, Nik. The meat crusade rabbit was held by a strawberry.

Nik is better at defeating enemies. Strawberries felt that the smell of rabbits, even when the smell of blood was full, was no longer a skill.

"Hang on, Senior Nik is Nik, but he's been planted a lot."

"? What does that mean?

"Huh? No, what's Nik... uh. Ah. Oh, my God."

Here the strawberry noticed. Maybe your husband calls Nik "Nik" without knowing what "Sex Slave (Nik)" means.

And I said to your husband, "I'll tell you when I think of common sense," so you should tell me for now. Slaves can't make a difference in promises they make to their masters, even with promises they make.

"... uh. I don't mean" Nik. "

And, the strawberry somewhat blurs to teach the original 'nik' meaning.

Blurred, but firmly conveyed the meaning to Nik.

Nik knew what it meant to be an act he was doing in his vague memories and was convinced, like other personnel, that it was like that.

And think a little.

Fly the neck of a newly found rabbit as you ponder. One more, more meat.

"Let's make it a nightmare for your husband"

"... ho?

A strawberry that raises one eyebrow and asks what it means.

Nik answers as he searches for the rabbit.

"This name is what your husband wants to get started with. If it's not the same name now, if you name it now, it's not there. So, you can have a nice night."

I felt something wrong with that, but the strawberry swallowed the words at Nik's luscious smile.

The figure looked a lot like the beastman adventurer the strawberries had once tried.

An animal man is an instinct to take care of a name given to him by his parents. That's what he said. In fact, I took pride in my name of being named after a brave man, and I always kept trying to keep up with it.

He will be proud of his name and ashamed of his name. Even if you become a slave, the Beastman will never bend about it when your original name is your own. On the surface, you can throw away your name and show it to me.

But Nik's present appearance was as determined as it was. At the same time, he even seemed to feel joyful.

If I were to put it into words, something like 'get my will'?

... to a strawberry, I didn't think very much of it as a child's expression.

"But it happened, we promised your husband. Senior Nik heard about it, and you know what?" Teach common sense ".... We slaves have broken promises like that, what do we do?

Nik answered with his neck clenched.

"Strawberries have taught us common sense. I didn't break my promise."

"... tell your husband who you teach. Kuk, are you a warrior? Senior Nik."

"To your husband, it's a nightshaw, isn't it? If I do, I'll come back, right?

From what I saw, I felt Nik's collar squeezed just a little.

But Nik was laughing and skipping the last rabbit's neck.