Lazy Dungeon Master

I'm going to rank up a bit.

"Right! 10,000 DP gacha is romantic!

"Do it? If you want to do it, just one shot!

As a result of an elaborate 30-second discussion, Rokuko's use of DP was determined.

Is that okay? Hey. Well, I told you to use it as you please.

"Then hurry up! Run 10,000 DP gacha!!

"Stay and don't do it in my room! Do it in the master room! If the dragon comes out, it'll crumble!

But my screams are vain, and Rokuko has already used his DP. The magic team unfolds as "Von".... Hey, the room is sticking out. Is this magic formation okay?!

"Whoa, that's 10,000 DP!

"Hope you don't answer big, don't answer big...!

I hope the inn I made won't be crushed.

Shagu rokuko and strawberries. Nik stands forward to shelter me.

"Doraemon! Doraemon!

"Are you a dragon?! Steak tonight!

"I'm not eating, am I?!

"... if it's about the tail, it'll grow again. Do it?

"No?!

And the magic formations converge all the time as they rotate. It will fit the size of the room.

"Mm, hmm?

"Vagina, have you grown smaller?

More gradually, the magic formation becomes smaller.

I stroke my chest down. I don't think I'll have to worry about breaking the inn.

and even smaller.

... Yeah, it's a lot smaller.

............... Yeah, you're big enough to hold it with both arms.

"Ooh..."

"Oh, Akan's? Is this Akan or something?

Blatantly tense locusts and strawberries.

Nik is still on guard in a position to shelter me.

And then the magic formation disappeared, leaving a palm-sized box.

"... what is it?

"Open it and you'll see? Good morning, Mr. Rokuko."

"Yeah, yeah."

Rokuko opens the dreaded box.

In the box, there was only one egg. And about quail eggs.

"... eggs, right?

"You're gonna make it into egg rolls? I'm sure it tastes really good..."

"I won't!?... What the hell is this? Hmm, but I'm sure it must be something awesome!

I'm glad the room is safe for now.

"So, what is this? You don't have an explanatory note or anything?

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"That's a pretty good addition.... I also spent 10,000 DP on it, don't crush it?

"Ugh, yeah......"

I ended up getting it. I never knew what this was that day.

Let's just keep it warm with the extra heat of the hot spring. Don't be a hot spring egg, human skin, or in an incubator way.

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The dungeon is ready too. Let's just head to the crowd.

I have a promise of skewered BBQ.

So, what a ride we've got this time.

"Hey husband. This, what?

"... a golem carriage, perhaps?

"I don't have a horse! No wheels. No! He's got legs!

Yes, this time I prepared a golem for evil road driving that produced six legs in a square box.

The front has windshield made of a bottle of mana potion for the material. Well, it's autopilot, so you don't have to.

The foot is pretty fast because I referenced the horse foot.

"Hey, how nasty is that? It's easy and fast..."

"By making it box shaped and fully covered, we can quickly move around the woods. When you don't use it, if you take it apart, it will only go into [storage]."

"... Senior Nik can [store] it, too. We want to remember too Wow..."

"That's going to be a walking food bin. Well, I hope we can afford DP, but to do that, we need to bring in adventurers first."

We need to bring in adventurers to such an extent that they don't become too famous. It's going to be hard to add or subtract a teaspoon.

So, by using the golem carriage, how dare you get to Zia in two hours.

It was dismantled by parts some distance away, [stored], and even though we moved on foot from there, it's two hours. Excellent. Considering the number of adventurers in the future, you'll be able to afford to go far enough to stay out of sight.

"Oh, long time no see."

"I'll be back in the mountain cage soon."

Pay the usual gatekeeper three pieces of copper coins and head to the guild first.

The skewer barbecue promise is tomorrow, and I just want to rank it up.

I got there earlier than usual this time, but I guess I've already had my morning rush, people weren't there that long.

And the usual receptionist sat at the counter. You're always there, but you're a worker, this guy.

"Hi. It's been a week. What can I do for you today?

"Oh, I'd like this first"

That's what I said, 45 goblin ears... I replaced them with DP. I submitted this.

"... Strawberries told me this would give you a rank-up exam, right?

"Goblin's ears... Hmm, everything's fine. But was it so much goblin... a week of mountain cages, this much hunting, or was it also a goblin colony?"

"It's something similar. It's going to take some time, so can I get the rank-up exam process started?

"... please wait"

After receiving two silver coins and seventy copper coins for the goblin crusade reward, the receptionist leaves the counter to confirm the rank-up exam process.

When I came back after a while, what an exam I could take as I am today.

They need to be ready for a few days before they can take it because it's supposed to be at the exam officer's convenience, but they say we have a dedicated receptionist who will let us take the exam as soon as possible as one of the incentives.

The receptionist takes me to the training ground.

Then it was Grandpa who was there.... the guild leader was waiting.

"... guild leader?

"Um, it's been a long time. My grandchildren."

In front of the forged muscles, which the old man does not deserve, I step on two feet to enter the training ground.

... I don't feel like I can win even with golem assistance.

And I'm sure I'm not your grandson.

"Huh? What, your husband and senior Nik, he was the grandson of the guild chief?

"I'm just saying it's possible because my hair is black."

"Ha ha, other people behave. Nothing. You can call me Grandpa, right?

"I forbid it. … so the guild leader is here…"

"Oh. Non is the examiner. What, you look like this, you used to be an adventurer."

Seriously......... well, it's only a promotion exam to the E-rank, and I guess I'm not talking about beating the guild leader.

"You can defeat the Monster if you want, because it's magical."

"... a monster by magic?

"It's a bit of a rare skill, but there's something called [Creative Golem]. I can only make Craigolem with Demon Stone, but it's very useful for testing this hand."

Oh, I know that skill very well. I use it so much.

Or is it normal to use Demon Stone, and only Craigolem?

Is the magic stone used available in a beeball size, roughly 20-30 DP?

"Quickly, then, but from whom?

"So you're going to fly from us, sir?

A strawberry raises its name.

"Oh. Show him the knife judgment"

"- Yeah, right? Copy that."

Figs took out my demon sword golem knife.

The guild leader also takes out the demon stone and drops it on the ground of the earth.

"Ready? Let's go.... Earthlump, change your appearance, be a squire and follow me, [CREATE GOREM]"

After the chant of the guild chief, the demon stone glowed and the earth swelled up so much.

In about two seconds, a normal craigolem appears there.... That's fast. In my case, it takes ten seconds to activate once... if I use it, does it activate faster or something?

"Okay, here we go!

"Ho."

A fig knife crushed the demonic stone that was glowing in Craigolem's chest, along with the signal of the Alliance leader's start.

…………

"Doya?

Craigolem doesn't move. Or it looks like it's just back in the dirt mass.

"Did you say strawberry? E-rank promotion..."

Hey, is it okay now?