Lazy Dungeon Master

I'm Uzo the Adventurer. Looks like he's a veteran C-rank and a warrior.

He has made numerous requests with the other party's scourge, Muzo.

And this request is an investigation into a dungeon that has just begun a 'transition period'.

"It's a dungeon where all you get is goblins, isn't it? Can't you afford it?

"Don't be alarmed, Muzo. Dungeons change in structure after the 'transition period', and sometimes there are more monsters in the extreme"

"Totally worrying about Uzo."

Totally too alarmed to say that Muzo is a scourge.

But I know it comes from Muzo's confidence.

"Heh, look at that, Uzo. There's an inn at the entrance to the dungeon. I was listening to you."

"I'm gonna stay the night and dive into the dungeon tomorrow, but okay?

"Right, I agree"

It's a fine building inside. I'm just going in.

Beyond the counter sat a woman in cute black and white clothes.

Pretending and swinging cloth lures my eyes.

"Maido! Welcome to the Dancing Doll Pavilion!

She's a beautiful girl with a Pavela accent, with a neat face like a doll, and... big.

What is the "Dancing Doll Pavilion" doll about this woman? I couldn't help but notice.

Refresh your mind and ask for the price.

Fifty copper coins per person per night, and one silver coin for two. I borrowed it in a room for two.

Hmm, isn't it pretty cheap in spite of all this behind the mountains?

It may be tough on new adventurers, but it's an extra expense for me in the C-ranks.

"Ah, the rice is for a different price. You can take a bath all you want!

"Bath? Well, there's a bath in this inn."

"Saya. It's a hot spring bath for a large number of people. Whoa, there's quite a bit more to Pavela, isn't it rare over here?

It's rare in Zia, but I'm a C-rank adventurer. I've been to other towns, that's Pavela, too, and I've been in mass baths.

"The hot tub rental service. Whoa, so, it's rice, but there's A-rank to G-rank, and I'm in custody."

"Heh, it's a corner then and a rank...... what?! Gold coin, one...?!

"Saya - A-rank finest rice is super expensive with one gold coin! Instead, it's so boring, Umai! I assure you! You're too horsey to die." "

Well, that's just out of hand.

What the hell does it say......?!

"Hmm, keep it quiet here in C-rank... eh, five silver coins..."

"Shit, the C-rank is five silver coins or something. That's pretty ummy, too. You want specifics?

"No, I won't..."

Looking at the price list, the A-rank was one gold coin, the B-rank was fifty silver coins, the C-rank was five silver coins, the D-rank was one silver coin, the E-rank was fifty copper coins, the F-rank was five copper coins, and the G-rank was one copper coin.

"Uzo, I've made up my mind. Make it C-rank!

"Oh, man. That's as much as the reward for this request! What are you gonna do, you're in a deficit, I'm not lending you money?!

"Ha-ha-ha, what you get in the dungeon can be rewarded separately, right? Then I'll be fine. Hey, lady, what's your name? When are you gonna finish your job? I'm a C-rank adventurer named Muzo."

Muzo, what the fuck are you doing? You're loyal to desire. Hey.

"Oh, my God, I'm so slow. Don't you have any? I recommend more than D-rank for once."

"... I'll keep it in D-rank. Still, it's a silver coin. Don't worry about it."

"That's all because I'm a horse. Maidu.... oh, yeah if I took a bath first. Fly with rice on the way up?

"Oh. That's it."

"Hey, can I just have your name?

Aside from the appropriately embellished Muzo, I'll pay for it. I got a ticket or something on the spot. They can redeem me for a meal if I go to the dining room later. I see.

And ask for the number of the room, and borrow the key.... Why don't we just go to the hot spring when we put our bags in the room?

When I unlocked the room, there were shelves, tans and bedding. There is no magic prop of light, but there is a lamp.... I guess the oil is sold separately.

... Mmm, what is this bedding?... is there cotton in it?

When I heard there was a bath, I was also prepared that the bedding was a wooden board...... oh my hands sink in! That's worth 50 copper coins.

All right, do you want to take a bath next?

The stripper has a freely locked shelf. This was in Pavela's bathroom, too.

Mm, is this the bathing suit? You said you were free to change. I take my clothes off, change into hot tub clothes, and shelf my clothes.... Mmm, this bathing suit is better tailored than my clothes. As much as I want to go home with this on.

And into the bathroom.... Sure this is amazing.

It's a fine stone bath. Hot air is rising from the water stuck in the bath.

... I didn't know you would use such abundant water in such a mountain back. Was there a water source?

Maybe that's why we're doing the inn.

I'm just going to 'purify' myself and take a bath.

"Oh, ooh..."

My voice leaks unexpectedly.... Nice, this one. Indeed.

Indeed, this will make Inn Uri... I haven't had any other meals yet, but I'm already satisfied.

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Muzo came in on the way too and was very surprised.

Get out of the bath. Be sure to come back... No, I'm glad you're free to come in if you're staying. Let's go in tomorrow morning.

... hmm? What is this chair... is there a place where you can put the copper coins?

When I saw it, there was a description on the wall. Apparently, it's a chair that gives me a massage. Demonic props found in the dungeon?

However, if you fall asleep sitting in a chair, don't complain if someone else drops you off and rolls you to the floor.

... Five minutes for a piece of copper coin? I'm also curious about the chair massage, do you want to try it?

Sit in a chair and put in the copper coin.

Honey, after the creepy sound of it, the chair suddenly shook a blurb.

Oh, oh, hey, what is this? It's a massage I've never felt before....... Ooh, ooh, ooh?!

There are loose strengths and weaknesses in tremors, and indeed this is, oh...

"Hey, get up, Uzo. You got a cold sleeping in here, huh?

"Huh?! Oh, oh, Muzo. No, it looks like he was asleep."

I seemed to fall asleep until Muzo woke me up. Uhm, chair massage, don't be afraid...

"Hehe, let's make it dinner. I'm a C-rank meal with five silver coins. I'm already hungry."

"Oh? Speaking of which, I was a D-rank meal with one silver coin, too. I wonder what difference it makes."

Meals are served in the cafeteria, and meals are received in exchange for food tags.

There was no waiting, and the meal came right out.

"Go ahead, sir."

A young brown beast carries a meal. He's dressed in the same flickering clothes as the woman he was at the counter, and he's so cute.

There are several plates on a square basin...... in dark brown soup, bread. Salad. Is this one silver coin? No, I can already tell that it smells good and is a very fine meal.

"The change of bread is ten copper coins a piece. And then, after dinner, dessert follows."

"Dessert? Can't you get it now?

"I don't recommend that you do it now because it's stubborn. Is that okay?

Cold? What the hell is that thing?

Let's try to get it after dinner as recommended here.

"Oh? What a wuzo. Less?

"No, no, it'll be enough. This is... That's a lot of C-rank rice."

"That's you. Mine's C-rank, five times Uzo, right? Ha-ha-ha."

Muzo's rice was one plate, more steak than mine. Two pieces of bread too.

I envy thick steaks.... Is that it? You have different colors of soup. Over there, white.

"Besides, it's got dessert, right?

"I'll follow you, too.... steak, huh? Sounds good, what meat?

"Isn't that Boa?...... whoa?! What is this bread, fuzzy and sweet?!

"I mean, white... what is this, this bread is amazing... and before you eat soup, just bread is all gone. This"

I carry the soup to my mouth in panic.

…… Surprised, this, tastes amazing. It tastes like meat. Or, if you look closely, there's a lot of meat in it. It also has vegetables and plenty of utensils.

"Wow, what is this, a rabbit?... No, is that Boa? Maybe there's no such thing as minotaur..."

"Ha ha, are you profiting from minotaurs or one silver coin? Besides, we're still the only guests, right?

"Right.... it's different from that soup and the color... hey, what's that one?

"Yeah? Hmm......?! Wow, that feels soothing and fluffy. Is that it, milk? I think a stew with that is a soup, this.... Oh, yeah, I've eaten this before in Imperial City."

"That sounds good. Give me a little."

"No, this is mine!

Right, I don't want to do this soup either.

I snag a salad......!? Hey, what, what's the cooking here? Even the salad startles me.

... Is this a dressing? Yellow, white,... oil?

"Oh, I'll eat. What do you say, good? Good for you. Yeah, it's on the salad. It's called" Mayo no ".

A woman who was at the reception comes and sits next to him.... Wow, something smells so good...

"Hey, come next to me!

"Ha, I'm impatient, we don't like persistent people. But I'm here to explain why I'm free. Uh, white soup over there. Brother, you're right, that's milk stew is soup. I don't see it around here, but don't get eaten pretty normally in the Imperial City."

Heh, was Muzo right about what he was saying?

"So, that brown stew. Get out of the way? It's beef stew!

"... what? Beef, and that cow, right? Oh, was it a celebration too?!

I hear that beef can only be eaten when there is a celebration or when crushing old cows.

There's a ranch in Imperial City, and they can't even eat it when it's not, but it's pretty expensive.

"Hey, come on. Then you'd rather have a brown stew than my white stew!

"Ha ha, don't do that.... that steak over there, what a beef. Besides, we still don't have many customers...... Chu or the customer is a first-time customer, thickly obnoxious?

"Seriously!... Ooh, this is beef... you can afford five silver coins."

Right, it was just an inn I could do. It is also, in a way, a celebration of the opening of the store.

... an amazing quality meal. Is this still special?

"Oh, oh, let it go. Now it's a special period, usually it's gonna be a bore? As a matter of fact, I'm going to do a lot of preparation in practice to welcome the adventurers who made us build this inn."

"The adventurer who made you build this inn?

"... A Rank Adventurer is a story, no more himmies. No job."

A-rank adventurer...... I can even think of crushing a cow or so to entertain that.

This dish was prepared by the cook to practice beef.

But it's worth a few silver coins, even if the beef is boreal meat, seasoned with so much spice.

The bread was good, and I flattened everything with Peroli.

"Whoa, I don't like it when it's time for dessert. Senior, I brought it!

"Ha, ha..."

and an earlier beast man brings dessert.

White... no, yellow. trapezoidal, but from above it has a strange shape like a flower, with brown sauce on it.

"Is this...?

"'Pudding', dessert or. Yeah, I only follow more than D-rank rice, which is why I recommended it... be prepared to eat... melt into sweetness?

Grab a swallowing spoon with Muzo.

The woman sees it with Niyaniya.

Insert the spoon and roll it up. Plump, and 'Plump' shook.

And...

... I saw heaven that day.