Lazy Dungeon Master

"Twenty-five gold coins."

In the morning, Mr. Haku gave me a bag full of gold coins.

... Yes?

"It's the value of this suite for one night. 25 gold coins per person per night, 50 because it's two people."

... One piece of copper coin is 100 yen. That's 100 pieces, 10,000 yen for one silver coin.

And a hundred more silver coins, one gold coin for a million yen.

Fifty gold coins.

It is 50 million yen.

Sure, I tried to get Locco to serve so that it would be worth a little more, or induce him to enter the hot spring with me, but it's a price I've never heard of like 50 million yen a night.

Mr. Haku, however, placed another thirteen gold coins on the counter.

"And it's a meal... that's one gold coin... that's pretty cheap. I know the circumstances, but if it's normal, you can take ten gold coins. It should be at least five gold coins. This is the difference and Locco's share."

... 5 million yen for a meal?!

5 million yen for "DX Kids Lunch (10 DP)" in "Cream Soda (8 DP)"... inflation is flying. I don't care how you calculate your net profit, it's more than 99% profit margin...

No, I want what I can get for that, but I'm not trying to get it unfair.

Even though the DX is on to the point of rest, I fed Mr. Haku a 'children's lunch', and this price. Sure, the strawberry also said it would be better to take five gold coins, but selling something like the one they sell for a thousand yen in Japan for five million yen is really... bad for the heart.

I'm a little citizen. I am. It's not like I work for Bottacliber or anything.

"I feel like I'm getting too much of anything..."

"You think you can't trust my assessment?

"Eh! There is no annihilation, thank you!

I felt my spine freeze and I saluted and answered with a right attitude.

If Haku, the head of the empire, says "25 coins a night," even if it was of unjust value, it would be a legitimate value. Value is not before Mr. Haku, but after Mr. Haku.

... This is nothing to joke about or anything. In the case of goods for which the price is not known, the money paid by the person who bought it becomes the actual value. Not to mention if that's a title like "Top of the Empire" or "A-Rank Adventurer," others will be "I see it's worth it". There is a strong tendency to work of art and such in particular.

Not to mention that this time I asked Mr. Haku to assess the price, so I can say that Mr. Haku assured me that this was all worth it. I mean, "25 gold coins a night," "5 gold coins a meal," that's the right price Mr. Haku decided, and I don't trust Mr. Haku to be cheaper than that...... you can say I'm licking and fighting and selling.

"... I can tell you why I'm not convinced of the assessment results"

"Ha, sorry..."

"First of all, the premise is that you're probably putting a price on the DP that matches the one you used, but you felt like all the costs associated with transportation, technology,... labor are missing."

For example, cherries seem to be a fruit that can be taken in Wachook, the country at the end of the east, and it would cost fifty pieces of silver coins per grain if it were to be eaten in Zia. Because it is prone to rot, it is necessary to have [storage] of space-time magic if you want to eat something fresh… [storage] The holding is roughly above the A-rank, and as a "customer request" of the A-rank, you can consider that it would cost at least five pieces of gold for a single transport.

If you arrive in numbers and add up the cost of purchasing cherries there. That's 50 silver coins for one grain...... I see.

If you did say so, it was totally out of my mind.

... Right, in Japan, you can get it for 100 yen. There are factories, transportation, labor costs, and so on, and it's finally 100 yen after mass-production.

If you serve that kind of bread in a different world with no recipe but a factory, it's only natural that the invisible value is unusually high. That kind of mass production technology hasn't developed in this world for a lot of dungeons and magic.

... Ku, 100 yen a piece of copper coin, was it a failure to simply determine?

Because of the poor creation of the Japanese yen conversion standard (brain rate), it had been calculated with a modern Japanese feeling.

Especially about the meal. It was pretty much the same price the strawberries were telling me about. I wish the strawberries would say it stronger too...... you can't say that strongly because you're a slave. Is it completely my fault?

"Incidentally, adventurers above the B rank are treated as aristocrats. I can actually give you a title. For once B-rank is optional, but compulsory from A-rank. … so the criteria for such A-rank adventurers to pay are based on 'gold coins',"

And to A-rank adventurers - "I give out gold to buy apples. I don't need a change, because I'm in the way '- they have these words.

He said it was a word that shook up a strange A-rank adventurer with a sense of money... yeah, I found out that inflation was intense.

... Though, there aren't many A-rank adventurers, and even if you pull out the Hakus, there are about twenty of them.

"But even then, you don't have to pay for the meal, nothing Rokuko's share - oh, no, well, I know how honorable it is to offer you dinner time with your precious sister. Hi."

"The truth is, as a sister, you want to pay for the lodging, too? But for the owner, Locco, you could say this is home, right? That's why I compromised on the treatment of having something special prepared just for dinner, you know?

"I know, but don't kill me. I'm sorry."

"Heh, that's fine if you understand.... By the way, should I give Rokuko the chip directly in DP?"

"Yeah, yeah, right. I was wondering if that would be better."

Mr. Haku and Crowe, by the way, but for the acquired DP per day both were '0 DP'. It was unfortunate about this because there were some things I had hoped for, both alone being A-rank adventurers.

... Mr. Haku is a dungeon core, so naturally, why Crowe? Maybe if it's a monster I called in the dungeon using DP, I don't have a daily DP income.

"So, Rokuko, uh?

"Ha, ha!

And, Mr. Haku makes Rokuko's opponent ready to receive DP. That's another kissing scene. I know... I thought Mr. Haku stuck his index finger in Rokuko's mouth.

"Huh, huh, huh!

"Look, you can't let go of me, okay?... pull out your shoulders, relax... okay? I'll flush it."

"Huh, uh, huh, n...!

Haku, who slightly reddened his cheeks, and Rokuko, who is desperately squashing on his fingers and turning bright red to his ears.... Here, this is what this is all about, it's you. You've got a lot to go on.

After a while, Rokuko's mouth peels off his fingers. A thickened saliva was pulling a thread between her fingers.

"... you're not kissing today, are you?

"Yeah. Rokuko officially debuted the dungeon, too, and I thought I'd have to get used to receiving it outside of the mucous membrane exchange, thinking about the other dungeon cores coming to crush it.... you'll pay me back anyway, won't you?

You can't even make me kiss other dungeon cores then, can you? And, Mr. Haku laughs.

... That, then, it doesn't matter if you lick your fingers all over that locust saliva, does it? I tried to say that, but not to mention it's bad for my heart to say something extra and get killed. I stopped.

"Do you know that by the way? There's another dungeon on Mount Zia. Just across the mountain, on the other side, so I'm sure we won't see each other any time soon."

"... Mr. Haku, do you know the word flag?

"Flag? You also stabbed the little one in the" Oomurai Issue "in the" Greed Set ". What's that?

"Yea, nandemo......"

I don't know, I only have a very bad feeling about it.