Lazy Dungeon Master

"... nothing's happening today."

I'm Ray the Vampire - a monster.

Summoned by a dungeon, it's the monster's job to repel the intruder...

It should be, but I had a job to entertain intruders.

He was given the name Ray the other day and became a named monster after him. The title "Named Monster" is a great way to be a boss. Nonetheless, my job is to accommodate innkeepers. Plus, it's an aid.

He was given a big name at the naming ceremony, but honestly he is a shoulder blush, although he wants to contribute to the dungeon at all costs.

More like this, I want to dedicate my DP to the dungeon by ripping off intruders and crushing them pussy.

That said, the Dungeon Master Kama here in the Dungeon is Ningen. In other words, is it a cot that you have chosen the path to survive by selling your charm to your fellow countryman, Ningen?... No, the master must be in the midst of grinding his fangs. Even when I usually looked like I was sleeping, there was a tremendous amount of hegemony in that naming ceremony.

I have worn such a sumptuous, yet unholy, armor of gold and silver, and I have only remembered the appearance of a master equipped with a clear and radiant sword of fullness, and I pledge my allegiance once again.

... but the job appreciated by me is the reception of the inn.

"Ha..."

I open the window of the room that I have been blessed with and look up into the sky.... the sun is dazzling, bad weather.

Reinforce yourself in the light of day again. I'm a vampire, but the sunlight was fine.

What is inherently a vampire has many weaknesses.

But there is no weakness in being a true ancestor. He exercises overwhelming power, both physically and magically, and walks wide in our faces, not only in the night sky, but even under the light of day. That's the true ancestor. It's the strongest thing that ever happened to a vampire.

There are also those who, like their ancestors, have some weakness tolerance for being called normal vampires.

In vampires it's called true ancestral return, they say.

I, too, am one of those resistant true ancestors. It also expresses all resistance, just like true ancestors.

Wouldn't this be a true ancestor anymore?

... unless it's the price of a curse that has zero attack power.

Or I can't use all my powers as a vampire. This is just like Ningen, no, worse than Ningen. Anyway, it's less combative than goblins.

"Ha..." he sighed again.

At first I wondered what I was willing to let such a non-combatant monster do. When I heard you were going to let me do the Inn job, I also thought you were going to let me do the Sacubus Mayhem thing.

But what you're doing is sitting at the inn reception, telling occasional visitors the price, receiving the money, and giving them the change. That was all. Even the price and change calculations tell me how many pieces of 'solo van' should be offered. All you have to do is count the numbers wrong.... Does this mean I'm here? It's as easy a job as that.

Such, while doing such a job that whoever does it remains the same, rice and shelter are given very good things. It seems to be the same as what the masters and lords of Locco are eating.... Isn't this right for the bottom line? Instead, considering that instructor Ichika and Senior Nik are in the condition of renting two rooms in the Inn, it might be better to say that we were given a private room.

... I don't know what the hell the master is thinking. Am I not just a plaything animal in this? No, I'm less than a playanimal than even a playanimal does the job of healing my husband.

This... is not good. As a proud vampire, it is a circumstance.

I can't keep my pride if it helps my master somehow. You even got a name, now.

Concon, and the door of the room is knocked.

Who would it be? No, it's settled. It's Silky's Kinue.

Nerne, a witch apprentice, has been taught work and magic by Senior Nik as a pre-stage in teaching magic to his master. Now is not the time to eat, so it would be a magical time.

If Master or Master Rokuko needs you, they can do it with the dungeon's liaison function, and if you're a strawberry instructor, don't just do an elegant imitation of knocking, they'll call you while knocking.

The "Employee Dormitory", which is co-located in the Inn, is off-limits to any other party, so Kinue is the only one left.

"Mr. Ray, I'd like to clean up."

"... quinue. Why bother bringing cleaning equipment when cleaning will end in" purification "?"

"If cleaning all ends with 'purification', there is no such thing as cleaning equipment"

"Well, yes..."

This silky seems to want to be cleaned somehow without 'purifying'. I kind of know that a race called Silky exists like that as a knowledge imprinted when it was created by the master, but he's a strange guy to say he just cleaned it a while ago.

Well, I leave it to you because it feels good to have a beautiful room.

"Then I'll clean it, so stay out"

That's why they kicked me out.

... I have nothing to do. Hmm.

Speaking of which, Kinue is cleaning the inn, and she's learning to cook. Nerne is also training in magic... and if more magic can be used in time, it will be of some help to the inn.

... I'm not the only one who can help, hey... this is not good. That's what makes you so useless for your evening service... "Hehe, you're a vampire, so you're good at the night, aren't you?" "Oh dear, give me my clothes back!" "Wasteful eating like you is the only way to help"...

... Ugh, my face is getting hot because I thought about something weird.

He's not stingy if he's a master, but he has to do something for the inn.

What are you standing in front of the room for now, and I'm gonna go outside the inn and take a walk.

The sun shines. It's weather, but it's just right for me right now.

After a short walk, there was a field. The golem the master serves was just harvesting the crop.

There are several kinds of vegetables, but what we're harvesting now seems to be a dicon that can make sugar.... maybe I can help you harvest.

……

… there is no gap to help. It was totally a simple job for the Golem. Besides, I don't have the right to order this golem together, so even if I can't help you, it'll only get in the way. Golem doesn't get tired, so there's no point in bothering to help.

Ugh. Am I still useless here?

Continue walking further.

It even came to "Mount Zia Penetrating the Great Cave"....... hmm. So what is it, something like that?

It costs money to cave in, and it doesn't make sense where I caved in.

... Ah, the merchant is coming through.

He's a type of merchant called a pedestrian adventurer, with a backpack.

The merchants who pass through here mainly carry salt from Pavela to Zia for sale. From Zia we carry carpentry and dried vegetables and now we sell them at Pavela.

Yes, I did the same to make money... no, I couldn't do the math right in the first place. Without Mr 'Solovan' 's assistance......

Ugh, I need to keep studying so I can hold on to what's called 'Kuk'. Yeah, but do I have to remember not to miscalculate between additions and deductions first?

I don't like calculations... Is there anything else I can do...

... Next time, let's talk to the master about what I can do.

Yeah, I can't do anything anymore and I'm gonna poop.

I don't like it when you get a name and it doesn't help.