Lazy Dungeon Master

Wrong calculation of the digit lifting, the chimp fell into the spider's nest trap.

... Either way, 'easy' was the answer, so it's a hassle.

Anyway, this made them all powerless.

Phew, breathe. It feels like the heat that was on my body is leaving me after work.... Yeah, I'm settling in.

"Hey Kama. One thing I thought, if ten adventurers put together and didn't return home or something, I'd be pretty wary, wouldn't I?

"... so, Soudane"

Rokuko is right.

When you calm down and think about it, it's not surprising that ten parties, including multiple C-rank adventurers, are not returned or seen as fairly tight dungeons. I got caught up in it. He said he was going to hurt Mr. Offton.

"... were you annoyed that strawberries and niks were so tangled up?

"No, because it's Mr. Offton. I did it for Mr. Offton."

"If that's what you want to do, well?

Mm-hmm, yeah. It's never frustrating when strawberries and niks snuggle me out... No, there is. I just think so if you ask me. Though for Nik, he did something dangerous for me, such as directly nailing the opponent of the Knights (Chimps).

I mean, that, yes.... Shit, I wasn't thinking about anything. I did it.

"Hey, Kama. If I was the one involved, did you kill them all?

"What that noisy question.... No, because it's a half-kill. Because I only killed half of them. Rather, it's 60% survival."

"But from now on, you're just gonna squeeze the DP squeeze, and you're gonna crush it in the end, right?

"... well it will"

"It's a cake that killed all the bandits for me, and I'm sure you killed them all, even if I was involved!

Rokuko smiles adorably making you feel so innocent in.

That, when they say something like that, I'm doing something pretty aggressively violent.

But there's no way he's still alive, either, than he's already put it in a trap. Kill them all after all... I'm pretty bad guy side too. In a game, it's near Chaos. I need to keep my teeth in moderation. It's bad. I just want to be neutral and go normal.

"Your husband. Everyone has been accommodated in a cell."

"Oops, good job.... Hang on, Nik's been manipulating the golem better. When did you improve so much?

When I stroke Nik's head, I let him slap his dog tail with joy.

... stroking Nik calms my heart. I guess the formula Nik-pillow = peace of mind is no longer in place.

Yes, Nik is my precious bedding. That's why it's not weird if Nik gives you a bite and I'm clean! I'm not Loricon!

"Nhhh... I'm trying to help your husband, from.... Sometimes it's been hot lately and you can't use it as a pillow, so... Ugh."

As I stroked Nik's head, who leaked his voice happily, Rokuko looked at me with a slightly blameworthy eye.

... Yeah, sorry. You're not relieved. You totally messed with ten people not returning.

"So, what do you do with this? You know, the guy who caught him."

"Right......"

Prisoners are very troublesome to take care of themselves. Besides, the aftertaste is too bad. It interferes with my sleep.

All right! Let's leave this stuff to our men!

"Ray, let's do the job. As a guard, I'll take care of these guys. I'll put a golem on the guard assistant, so make it last moderately long."

"Yes! I'll take care of it, Master! Can I drink more of these guys' blood?!

"Hmm? Ooh. Good, 'cause I don't mind letting you die."

"Yay!... Oh, su, sorry, thank you very much!

Speaking of which, Ray was a vampire. and still recall.

So human beings are supposed to feed Ray. That's why they have the know-how to 'keep' humans as vampires in their heads.

Come here, Ray. It's very helpful. I'm glad being a vampire isn't wasted, I might rather be empowered or something by drinking blood!

I'll have to figure out an idea to get rid of it as soon as I'm about to find out somewhere so I can absorb it in the dungeon. Is there a prisoner's collar or something, not a slave's collar? Oh, should I make it in the golem without it? A shackle like a guillotine with one order?

"... by the way, does being a vampire make you want to drink blood? I think there was a vampire disabling option or something."

"Right, it's not necessary. But if the master has become a body without sleep"

"Oh, yeah. I'm going to bed. Absolutely going to bed."

I see. I get it. 'I don't need' and 'I don't want' are different things. I love cake. But it feels like if I had bread, I wouldn't die otherwise.

Don't jump tight DP income.

Specifically, what has been roughly 500 DP a day so far is going to be 1800 DP a day, 3.6 times that.

about 1300 DP from six prisoners. That's all I get. Twice in lockdown, and three times more in a locker. All I can say is that a total of six times is seriously awesome.

"That means you can be extravagant today! It's a melon bread party tonight, I won't admit to disagreement!

"Dear Rokuko, I want a burger too. And I'll give the strawberry some curry bread."

"I'll allow it!

What was it that I would not admit to disagreement? Well, okay.

Then why don't we offer all kinds of bread today? Not confectionery bread or anything, but a bakery bakery series with more items lately? Sometimes luxury is good!

"... Ah, DP in. Somebody's dead."

"Hmm? I don't think he's gonna die any time soon because he burned the scratch off his leg too and stopped bleeding... Ah. A nobleman."

Looking at the trial room, nobility...... Was it Drasan? but they were getting slammed around. And it was a demon sword that I had to the end, but the people around me succeeded in putting this back on the pedestal and unclosing it.

Something moved me around putting the Devil's Sword all over the noble blood back on the pedestal. He looked like such a man, who accomplished his purpose at the end of a difficult journey.

Yeah, yeah, you did your best. Unblock the maze for rewards.

I'm in the mood to do something nice right now, so why don't we just let him get away with it?

By the way, after you help me, I can make as many excuses as I want for not having a nobleman. I can... but I guess I'll arrest you as soon as I get interrogated, more than I can tell a lie.

Well, you can't be responsible for that, can you? It's outside the dungeon.