Lazy Dungeon Master

Brave man, come.

Be wary of the gates in preparation for the changeover of an unlikely dungeon. It's really barren.

Nevertheless, only dungeon officials know that. As an Adventurer Guild, he seriously built a barricade and placed restrictions on dungeon admission, while keeping an eye on the entrance and investigating the interior of the dungeon.

Though they are each rotating in small numbers, adventurers with quite a few arms have come to stay in the inn just in case things happen, and as far as I'm concerned, I'm a little happy with the increased income.

So, even today, I decided to keep an eye on the entrance with Gozo, a C-rank adventurer. I'm so used to it.

"Something unusual... enough jelly to come out, right? Isn't there something wrong with that?

"Kama, even monsters like you usually leave jelly out, it's important when you suddenly get out in the dungeon, right?

"... hey Gozo. Me, can I sleep?

"You can't, Kama, you're a C-rank in this dungeon exclusive. If things change, they might cancel the C-rank. Keep an eye on them."

That's right. But I know what's behind it. As far as I'm concerned, I'm not overwhelmingly nervous enough. You know you don't have to be nervous.

"Speaking of which, what happened to the blacksmith?

"Cantara, isn't it time to get it up and running? The egg shell I got from the cake, it was pretty rare."

"... Oh yeah? He gave it to me from Haku."

The shell of an undead egg, it does have high fire resistance. It's troublesome to be asked where you got it, so let's put this to work for Mr. Haku already. Gozo also convinced me that "A-Rank Adventurer… That's just great".

Oh, but we tried making a total undead egg shell oven or something for nothing. Wastefully good performance, and you loved your chores, Silky. Your daughter, Kinue, was delighted. The meat can be cooked juicy with a little spark. She burns quickly when she gets distracted, but that's where the arm shows off.

"Why don't you make me a knife when you have a furnace? Dedicated to Mr. Kinue."

"Oh? That's a gift for that thin green beautiful lady! I just thought Kama was a very toddler hobby, but you were also interested in being decently big! Gahaha!"

Excuse me. I'm a foot fetish, but not a lollicon. Though it is a foot fetish. Master, you're a righteous gentleman who hasn't given me his socks. All of those three daughters' legs are really yummy...... woohoo. It's in good shape, so if I wasn't a gentleman, I'd be in big trouble by now.

"She said she was making inn food. If it's a cook's knife that can cook such delicious dishes, Cantara will be in the mood."

"I hope so. Oh, how much do you want for a knife? I wonder if I can pay."

"If you bring in one iron golem, you can make it at your leisure. Can I help you with anything? I'll lend you one. Specifically, make sure you buy the liquor at the inn."

"You want to drink so much... drunks are a lot of problems, so I don't want to take care of them at the inn. Let the Alliance make a liquor store."

"You don't know when you'll be able to drink, even if you make a liquor store now. How many days does it take to make a tavern in the first place?"

"Uh, then I'll ask the wizard who built the inn overnight to build the tavern too. It costs a fortune."

"... oh, you've been building more sometime. This dungeon," The Cave of Desire, "seven. That was weird, that."

What the seven wonders. I've never heard of it before.

"Hmm? You don't know. You're in there for" adventurers who don't work but stay in a row. "

"Hey, what's five more?"

"In addition to" Accommodation to be built overnight "and" Adventurers who don't work, "were" A Rank Adventurer's Favorite Power Spot, "" Toddler Girl Owner, "" Hot Springs Feel Good, "and" Fantasy S-Rank Fixed Meals "and" Worker's Golem "?

7 Wonder, isn't it all our inn? Isn't it just a feeling that Tsuka Hot Springs feels good?

"When, Kama, do young girl owners often crawl at night? There are rumors that you're staying for free because you're a toddler owner hippo."

"Hey, don't be horrible, Mr. Huck will kill you. There's no such thing as facts!

"Yeah? But, Kama, you're a man too, so you have a hoard, don't you?

"You hated me, I'm a sleep craving specialist."

In fact, I don't often feel horny because I've become a dungeon master. Especially since around the time you let the strawberries join you? Until then, I was desperate for Rokuko and Nik's feet. Well, I still follow you with my eyes.

Overcoming my appetite at this rate would keep me sleepy.

"Oh, speaking of which, you also had a dog ear lady... then you don't have to worry about that one?

"Yeah, well, Nik's here, so don't worry about it."

'Cause you're not the kind of pervert who flirts in front of a toddler, I am. There's no better way for me to be perverted than with Nik watching over me. So don't worry.

"No, but isn't that a pretty big burden on the dog ear lady?

"If we don't sleep together, I don't think we're gonna like it."

"... well, you're pretty nostalgic. Take care of him, all right?

"Naturally."

While we had that conversation, we kept an alert eye on the monsters that couldn't possibly come out.

It's pretty tiring even though I'm just sitting on the lookout. I go back to my room after work, and I go to bed right away. I've been living like that for a while.

So, that's it for today. I've been on guard for a week and nothing has changed, so I've come to the conclusion that it's probably going to be okay, and the restrictions on admission have been lifted as well.

"... ha, now we can finally get some rest..."

I'm going back to my room at the inn. Leave yourself to fatigue and fall to Offton.... Ha ha, let's go to sleep.

Oh, 'purifying' all the time... yeah, magic is handy.

"Kama, you've got my dungeon!

"Oh, after bed, okay?

"... sleep or my dungeon, which matters!

"Sleep.... sleep!

"Gu, you said that twice?! Yeah, fine, I'll show you tomorrow. I'm freaking out!

Of course, one of the three great human desires is sleep cravings. It's better to sleep.

Go to sleep! I'll go to sleep! Suyah......

*

The next morning, van! and opened the door of my room vigorously and Rokuko came in.

"Kama, it's morning! Wake up!"

"In the morning... it's bedtime... guh"

"It will be time for Ningen to wake up in the morning. That's not the point. Brave men are here, brave men!

"A brave man.... Yeah, okay, wake up. So five more minutes..."

"Wake up?! He's here because he's going to the Adventurer Alliance Outpost right now, but he'll be right over here!

Rokuko slapping me over the duvet with Bashibashi. Nothing painful but loud.

There's only one way, wake up... the brave ones are coming.

"Huh, ha, I can't help it. So, brave man? Which one"

I open the map and see the Adventurer Alliance Outpost. In terms of DP income...... what a thousand DPs per day. Is this the brave guy, or is it the wrong digit? What a coward you are to make me want you to go home soon but stay long.

"... so what are you going to do"

"Nothing like this, if I came to the inn, I would normally have to work at the inn. Just like always."

Open the monitor from the menu floating in the air to see who the brave man himself is.

Dark-haired short-haired man. From what I've seen, it must be Asian or Japanese. I've been summoned to another world for three years, which means I'm a lot more senior than I am.... Still, if I saw it, I'd find out more than I knew I was Japanese, and if I was seen too, I'd find out right away with the Japanese.

"I'm sleeping in my room because I'd rather not see you. You should do the same as welcoming a normal adventurer...... I decided that Haku gave me what the old brave man left me about the recipe for rice and how to play cards, and the cooking was assumed to have been done by Mr. Kinue. That's it, go to sleep. Rokuko, I'll take care of it later."

"Wow, okay. Basically, as usual, yeah. I'm in charge!

Lokko left the room with all due respect.... All right, let's go to sleep again.

And, when he began to groan in the Offton, Rokuko came in again, gaining momentum with Byrne and opening the door.

"Oh my God, Kama! The brave man is staying in the suite! The rice is also A-ranked!

"... the suite was reserved for Mr. Huck, but, well, as an inn, you can't stay there if you get the lodging.... your kids lunch is... yeah, well, okay. Keep him out."

"Okay, but you just don't have to eat with me, do you? That's Sister Haku's exclusive service."

"Mm-hmm. Then I'll sleep in my room so I don't see the brave ones."

Watching Rokuko leave, I lay down again. Now it's time to go to bed again.

And, when he began to groan in the Offton, Rokuko came in again, building momentum with Dokan, destroying the door.

"Oh, my God, Kama!

"Hey, door. Hey. Don't kick the door down. Fix it. It's me."

"You can fix it right away anyway!

"Well, I can fix it right away.... So, what is it? Have we got a situation we can't deal with without me?

When I walked out of Offton and asked Rokuko as he fixed the door, Rokuko turned his face bright red as I remembered, lying down with his inner crotch - twisted, I said.

"To the brave, pup, pup, I was proposed! What do you think I should do, Kama?

..................... Yes?