Lazy Dungeon Master

When I slept and woke up, Rokuko was peeking into my face.

"... why did you sleep?

"Huh? No, the"

"Cesar."

"Huh? SE, front seat?

"Yeah, Cesar. Do you?

And for some reason, I was put to the right seat. Why.

I don't care if you sleep. I'm a human being, I need some sleep.

"So, why did you sleep? I'm the pinch."

"... is that a biological question? Humans have to sleep to die."

"You don't have to sleep for one night or so, you didn't sleep until just before."

No, well, that's kind of true. But I want you to think about it. I was asleep. The fact that I was awake meant that I was very sleepy and I worked hard. I think you did a great job waking up Itetsu and talking to him. Me. Seriously.

You did your best for what you couldn't do in battle, did you?

"You can wake up for me."

"No, Rocco. I can't do my original specs without going to sleep, which means I slept to give it my all."

"... really?

"Really. I think about things while I sleep, and I think about dealing with enemies while I sleep."

"Hmm. So, how do you deal with it?

Rokuko looks at me suspiciously. Crouch down, like you're choosing from further down on me sitting right there.

Well, I don't know what to do.... Ah, speaking of which, it said Itetsu was a "slime that was kept and tutored". Doesn't that mean you can keep Tame... All right, let's make an excuse on this line.

"I asked Itetsu about it, and he said there's a Tame.... if you keep that black wolf, it will be a great force for the dungeon? I thought."

"I see, surely, if you can make Arre your companion, it's powerful, right? So, how?

"That's it. First of all, that wolf has the strong potential to be a slime simulated on the wolf's appearance. It was kept before, too."

"Yeah, so?

Looks like you're curious to hear this one out. I'll keep going.

"I have to know who they are first. I'll talk to him."

"... who, how?

I wish I could have used the dungeon feature to speak directly, but unfortunately I didn't have the ability to listen to audio in the dungeon to get it anywhere I wanted. Convening in an emergency like this would be useful. Monster daughters aside, because Nik and Ichika can't communicate from the dungeon's menu feature.

But that's when I remembered the other day that I made a golem to play audio.

"... let Golem tell him. If it looks okay, get some closer. [AIR VOICE] But you want to use it? If they were raised by humans, I think they have the intelligence to understand people's words."

I also remembered that I was finally mastering the [air voice] in wind magic. A long time ago. About before I went to buy strawberries.

In the end, you only use magic [create-golem], which is really too convenient. I'm a total golem expert....... looks like that came out the back this time though.

"Huh, he was thinking about it right for once"

"Naturally. Who do you think I am? He's your partner's dungeon master."

"Right, you're my partner, you're suspiciously sorry?

That's what Rokuko said. He glanced at the red ring glowing on his drug finger and niggered.

I'm also thinking about what to do when you fail to talk to me right now.... I guess I should just turn my boss room into a sea of magma and sink it into a sea of lava for every core room.

Oh, this is good.

"... I knew you'd come up with a good idea while we were talking..."

"Hmm? Did I say something?

"No, it's nothing. Oh, can I scratch my leg now? I'd like to go to bed twice."

"... Kama? This dungeon is under attack right now, boss. It's pinch, isn't it? I'm too scared to sleep at night, huh?

I've been made to sit right for about half an hour now. Besides, "You're not going to be punished as it is," he sat on his thigh. I felt like I was in a seat. I just sat there doing nothing more than that. I was silent for half an hour, wondering if it was just something to talk about, so I had no choice but to say, "Hey, Rokuko? When I called out, I said," Come on, I'll give you a break in about this, "and I left the room with a dash.

What did Rokuko want?

... feet, super numb.

Oh, you've been punished. Oh, my God, you were right about the original declaration.

*

I slept twice when I was released from Rokuko's seat sentence, which is why I decided to replenish the golem for now.

As long as my three daughters favorite iron monogolem can easily be done with a single spell shot, honeywagolem is especially time consuming with lots of parts. Who the hell is that? The guy who added so many parts, he's not a plastic model.

For now, repair the nearly broken stone honeywag golem and upgrade the sword and shield to iron.

Further completely destroyed and reworked the eaten Iron Honeywagolem from 1.

I didn't add any features to these guys because of this.

And now I thought, if you mean honeywagolem, the craygolem you make from the dirt sounds more like honeywag, right?

So I made a simple dirt honeywagolem with no armor or anything to breathe in.

I made it, but I have no use for it...

...... so I decided to use it as a messenger golem.

The point is just the golem that made you have the yarn phone golem.

First of all, when you run the golem to the target and I speak to the yarn phone golem at hand, you hear my voice on the other side of the spectrum.

You can receive voices from the menu's monitoring function, so you just need to be able to deliver them.

Most importantly, this time it doesn't matter because they won't be able to talk to you, turn it into a wolf, slime it...

No, the salamander's talking, so maybe we'll talk.

Unlike regular yarn phones, the yarn phone golem is an excellent thing that can reach your voice, whether it's stuck in the corner of the aisle on the way, or pinned to the door, or not pinned and threaded.

The point is that it's one golem with one yarn phone.

Voices can be delivered by inputting an instruction to "reproduce the vibrations received in the receiving paper cup with the regenerating paper cup". If they move your right hand, move your left hand the same way, that's an order that feels the same.

It's a level of convenience that makes you want to pull a golem phone line during a dungeon. Dungeon Master, should I stop and call you Golem Master?

How about that? That's why the black wolf did it without skin.

I watch the black wolf from the menu. You're still asleep.... Maybe I feel like it, what?

... and I wonder if this is how freshly flagged it will increase the success rate you can have.

It's definitely your fault.