Lazy Dungeon Master

A few days after I started all sorts of experiments in Lynn.

The vice mayor came to visit me about the master of the tavern.

"Mr. Kama, I've got an adventurer who's been asked to crusade, so can I have a word with you as village chief?

"... dull. The deputy village chief will greet you instead. I'm a decorator."

That said, the deputy village chief shook his head to the side unfortunately.

"That's not how it works either. The other person is the Virgin of the Holy Kingdom... and if you don't respond properly, there will be a lot more trouble. And there's something I want to talk to you about..."

"... I see, I don't know what a holy kingdom is, but it looks like a real hassle. So, what is Holy Kingdom?

The deputy village chief said, "You know, don't you?" He prefaced and then told me.

The Holy Kingdom is a so-called religious state. And it looks like an imperial neighbor.

You think the Virgin is one of the symbols of that holy kingdom, a woman with powerful holy power?

If you look at the sneak map, the adventurer's guild was home to a presence of 250 DP per day.

... I see this is the Virgin. I think I did it when I was a brave man.

"That's why.... I didn't know the Virgin was coming... this village could be turned upside down from the ground up."

"Yeah? What do you mean?"

"The religion of the Holy Kingdom is light divinity.... Phototheism is a complete denial of the existence of a dungeon. If the Virgin attacked the dungeon, the premise of this village would collapse."

Yah, well.

Rokuko isn't even going to let me see him, and what's wrong with him?

"This dungeon is also the property of the Imperial capital, isn't it going to be an international problem?

"I will, but don't you think it wouldn't be strange to ignore it and pierce the faith if you were also a Virgin?

... a fanatic? Yes. Religion is scary.

But there's an overwhelming difference between DP of 250 and phosphorus. It could be an out-of-the-box mutual because of its obvious weakness attributed to it... but it would be ideal to fall together.

"... ok. You want me to say hi for now?

"Yes. Please, village chief"

That's why I'm supposed to talk to you as village chief. Damn, what do you think of a decorative village chief, don't make him work at all. Are you going to say that greeting or something is a decorative job?

I want to sleep already.

*

"Nice to meet you, Virgin. My name is Kama."

"Nice to meet you, village chief. It's Alca Le Nique Hydride. Feel free to call me Alca."

When I did it, the long-named Virgin was facing each other in the reception room at the village chief's residence.

Alca grins and smiles as she flutters her long green, fluffy, wavy hair.

Does it look like a little brilliant Sister? I've never seen green hair or anything like that in this world before.

"No, calling the Virgin by name and so on is awe-inspiring. Besides, this time you will take our request..."

"Yeah. Quick, but are you sure you want to negotiate a reward?

Whoa, all of a sudden. Is it an out-of-the-box or are you used to being an adventurer?

"Of course," I replied, wary of the Virgin Jab.

"Well, here's the reward...... Dawn, who crusaded the menacing monster, wants the right to destroy the dungeon core. I don't need anything else."

Yes, Outo.

Quick, but unacceptable. Here it is.

"You can't do that. It's like telling the people in this village to die. As village chief, I can't accept it."

"Isn't it the same thing that keeps monsters liking it? When will the monsters kill me as a result, just to say. … of course, we will support the withdrawal from the village from the Holy King"

If you want to destroy the dungeon core, you want to work for free instead of paying for it? But I say no, I'm gonna die.

"It's a village that doesn't even have a name yet, it's the only time to retreat, right?

……

Speaking of which, I still didn't have a name. I told Gozo to think about it.

As declared, shall we make it the village of Gozolovrab, abbreviated to the village of Golovrab (tentative)?

When I was thinking about it, the Virgin took it to be bothering me, and I got tatami.

"Now, naturally, we will compensate you financially, and those who wish to move to the Holy Kingdom may do so. You are the village chief, and shall we have two special parcels of land?

"Is it two equal places?"

It's not even 1st class or something. It's plain as hell. Well, even to that extent, it's broken for an unnamed village chief opponent.

"Yeah, it's a place where you can't live without 300 gold coins originally. That's where I can go because I'm the Virgin's good offices. Thank you."

"Oh really?"

I don't know, I don't care. The Virgin of Kako, the type I hate.

"Then the conversation has come to a close..."

"Oh, you can't. I'm sorry if you can't accept it at the usual request fee, but I didn't have any connection this time..."

"Huh?! Oh, you, it's 2nd class of Holy Kingdoms, right?! Are you saying you want more than that!

No, I don't want anything else.

"Hey, don't you want it?! I don't need two equal places in the Holy King's kingdom?!

When I said that, the Virgin was surprised to open her eyes. That's the face I saw from the bottom of my heart that I can't believe.

Even so, I can't replace my life.

"And excuse me. Hmm... Really? Don't you want it? Hmmm......"

Take a deep breath, the calm Virgin seemed to think of something.

"Well, if you can't take it for your regular fee, what about this one... you'll never be able to give me the right to destroy the dungeon core"

"... ok. Now if you'll excuse me."

That said, the Virgin takes her seat. And try to get out of the room as it is.

... Along the way, my glance was flowing like a peek at this one, so I decided never to stop him.

I stopped and said, "I knew, on that condition! Am I waiting to say," or something? I wonder if he intends to rush personally, but it's too obvious.

"… (Chira)"

"What's wrong? Forget something?"

"No......"

Eventually it took another three minutes for the Virgin to leave the reception room, seven minutes to chase her outside the room and wait for her to come out, and ten more minutes from there to get out of the village chief's residence.

I wanted to scream, "Go home now."