Lazy Dungeon Master

"Two equal places in the Holy Kingdom, is it? You've been very excited about them."

Instead of Rokuko, that's what the deputy village chief who was once present said.

Yeah, I mean, I'm a decorator, so will you come out a long time ago? You totally disappeared, didn't you?

This deputy village chief is only doing the master of the tavern and listens to the conversation while becoming good at the technique of assimilation with the background.

"Two equal places, hey. I wonder which is more comfortable with our inn."

"... come on? You don't make sense to me. I was just wondering if I'd personally be happy to stay in this inn for three nights with all you can eat."

Three nights over permanent residence? I mean, they're completely incomparable.

Well, it's gonna cost you maintenance after that if you just get the right to live, think about it in common sense.... or does it feel like wearing support money would allow you to play and live for a few years?

"So, what do you want to do, village chief?

"Nothing to do, as I said to the Virgin.... but it can be that the Virgin usually dives into a dungeon and attacks a dungeon..."

"The Virgin is an adventurer and noble above the B rank, so she shouldn't take it too personally..."

"... will the permission of the village chief alone allow us to avoid international problems?

"It's that side I said good, shouldn't I use it as an excuse? Or maybe for your own convince."

Is he the one who rules? Sure, because I, too, have decided that whoever got his hands on my stuff and whoever crushed my food, and whoever interrupted my sleep, can accidentally kill me in the dungeon.

"Whatever, I can't give you permission."

"Right, dungeon profits are something that will last forever. It would only be a foolishness to replace it with temporary money."

The deputy village chief seems to know exactly what's going on around there. He's a reliable deputy village chief.

I'm sure you'll do well around there even if I'm not around.... Is that your name? Did you say wozma or something? Yeah, let's call it by its proper name next time?

"In the meantime, the Virgin will be staying at the Inn, and we'll treat her appropriately."

And the Virgin stayed in the suite and enjoyed a bath by eating a B-rank meal.

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The next day. The Virgin came again. When I left yesterday, I smiled inside.

"Thank you for your hospitality. Hehe, you seem to be very good at it..."

You're making a big mistake. The lodging is a business, so I'll just pay for it. Just for the money.

I should have let you pay the fee in advance, but I don't know how I got it wrong.

"My squire also said he was very lenient"

"Really? That's more than anything."

Were you a squire? That's the saint but the solo journey of a woman is arr...... Oh, maybe you paid for it, squire? And the fact that we weren't staying together meant that the squire was in the general room, not the suite? Or do I not have to be present in this discussion even though I am a squire?

"No, because the inn is a job. If you pay for it, we'll just provide the right services."

"No way in this kind of country, that's so welcome at this time of year too...... hehe, I get it. Good offices to Holy Kingdom 2, plus 50 extra gold coins."

Suite accommodation (25 coins per night, excluding meals) for two nights. It feels like more money... No, no, it's worth 50 million yen when it comes to Japanese yen. That's a lot of money...

It's still expensive for Suite's inn, though I'm not going to cut the price because I'm not going to smash Mr. Huck's face.

"Now give me the right to destroy the dungeon core, will you?

"No, you can't do that. If you really want the Emperor's permission, come back."

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What are you talking about, Holy Virgin? I'd rather say that.

But now I know you can't give me permission. Just get rid of Lynn or go home or get the Emperor's permission, because the reward from this side is supposed to be five gold coins. You're already in a big deficit.

"... ok, let's just go to the dungeon"

"Oh, would you like to take the request"

"I'll go into the dungeon as an adventurer first, then I'll think"

The Virgin took a seat and went outside. He left today without a flicker.

Oh, thank you, too, Deputy Village Chief. You can go home now. But you could have joined the conversation, right?

Returning to his own room at the village chief's residence, Rokuko arrived.

"The Virgin who was here today... sounds like a pain in the ass"

"Did you see that, Rocco?"

"Yeah. No matter how much I am, I can tell you that I'm quite a pain in the ass!

So, then. The Virgin turned to the guild and went into the dungeon by herself.

... That, what about the squire?

That's what I thought and I was twisting my neck, and the first floor trap killed the Virgin.

Huh?

When I rushed to open the monitor and looked, I was stunningly skewered with a type of trap where a sword popped out of the door.

... hey, what. Let's hope this far. Clams like this?!

And when I looked at the DP, it wasn't more than I thought.

And then the Virgin's body becomes a particle of light and disappears.

"... that? Rokuko, what's up?

"I didn't. What did you do with the cake?

Naturally not.

At that time, the presence of "225 DP per day" suddenly appeared in the village area.

Besides, it's an inn room, hurry up and open the monitor. Private guests? Doesn't matter.

There was a green-haired Virgin lying in Offton and a young man dressed in cleric clothing.

"Dear Arca! Are you ok?!

'... hmmm... ha!? St. This is...'

"It is a room in the inn. Sorry for the low rate room '

'No, it's okay. I got caught off guard with the low tier of the new dungeon and I just got hit once, I need a little rest. "

It was the Virgin herself, not infrequently. Seems a little weak...

"What do you think this is about? Kama."

"Hi there...... you must be right what these guys are saying. 'They did it once' means you'll be resurrected even if you die, right? Looks like he's actually back."

"What's that? You're like Feni, you're the Virgin."

That's bad. If I can revive Phoenix as many times as I want, I can 'remember to die'.

... the first-sighted killer of the Infinite Resurrection, huh?

It's the worst enemy, or the best bait, if you try it as a dungeon. The same trap doesn't go through many times, so I have to figure it out each time...... that's a pain in the ass.