Lazy Dungeon Master

The next day, the Virgin gave Lynn a second glimpse.

"This guy's all you can eat, just like Kama."

You can eat as much as you like.

... Speaking of which, I wonder if the Virgin has any holy attributes. Lynn, I was eating delicious. Actually, he was a stomach-black bitch and he had to be holy or something?... He said it was tingly, maybe a little holy food.

So, in the future, I decided to try to turn the 1000 DP gacha every time the Virgin dies.

Yeah, it's a thousand DP chatter.

It's also the cause of my call here, but I haven't used it at all, it's a mess.

... I'm a solid type for what I'm worth, so I'm pretty bad at letting you get lucky. You couldn't afford it on an income basis until now, and you couldn't get your hands on the chatter that's likely to be wasted.

But now they come in 25 gold coins every day for the Virgin's lodging. Plus, the Virgin herself's DP, Lin's DP, has made a lot of money lately. Non-stop laughter. I can afford 1,000 DP a day.

You're rich, Holy Virgin... the only thing you can accommodate in that beak is 300 extra gold coins or vice versa. Your stay costs twelve days. Isn't it time we crossed?

"So, this is what came out earlier today by spinning 1,000 DP chatter."

Synonym for THE hassle, it was a tawashi.... you can swap it at 5 DP right? Here. Or you're leaving, besides the monster, I didn't know.

"... that's a hassle. Kama is crap bad luck. Here's the thing, more, it's me. With love and temper? Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"I have no idea what you're trying to say."

Rokuko only pulled it off twice, too, and he tried to teach me the trick of chatter so well.... Koitsu, those two times have shown me the auspicious luck of attracting an undead bird with a different world.

Yeah, I'll get Rokuko to hit me tomorrow.

Concon, and I heard knocking on the door of the room. Strawberries.

"Your husband. I can't see the Virgin. What do you want?"

Are you here again, Virgin?... Ha, I don't know if I have to deal with him. It stinks. Probably a report that you found the subject of the request. I didn't come right away yesterday, just in case.

"I'm sorry, Rocco, it's the Virgin. I need you to go to the master room."

"What the hell, Kama? You're with me now, and the Virgin is more important than me? Ha..."

It's an obstinate statement, but my face is nicotine, Rokuko. I wonder if since I gave you the ring, there's been more tangling like this lately. I wonder where he remembers.

"You're more important than that, aren't you? Let the Virgin see you, and I'll die in case Rokuko gets attacked. physically."

"... I know, hehe."

Say, "Is that it? It sounds like some kind of dictation," I thought. I feel like Mr. Huck's killer...?

My statement is based on the relationship between the Dungeon Master and the Dungeon Core. It's a simple fact.

Drop off Rokuko and leave for the master room in a good mood and head to the reception room.

Strawberries brought Arca the Virgin soon without waiting. As always, I'm with Deputy Mayor Wozma, who is willing to thoroughly put himself in the background.

"Well, what can I do for you today?

"Yes, we have discovered the requested demon"

That's what I say. The Virgin sitting on the couch across from me smiles.

"So, you're going to take the request, right?

"I don't mind that, but there are terms.... give me the right to destroy the dungeon core"

"I won't talk about it. Don't talk about it until you have the Emperor's permission."

"No. The village chief just needs to nod. It's two parcels of kingdom and 300 gold coins just to snort at me, right? That's all it is, isn't it?

"I refuse"

If you're just a greedy village chief, you'll snort lightly, but for me, it means, "I'll give you money if you give me permission to kill you," and I can't give you permission if I'm wrong.

... I just figured it out, but there could be some magical constraints. I can't say enough that once I give my permission, for some reason, there's no immediate-death magic that can crush the dungeon core, what a magical world.

Yeah, I can't get any distractions. I can't even get laid. Go home! I'd like to.

"But you won't be able to get rid of that unless it's me"

"You know what? Why would you say that?

"Because it's true. Because it's such an evil, dark being."

The Virgin has begun to say something about Sick Two.

But if that's the truth, they can't do anything about it. It's so light that it hasn't even been a battle... is it strong or haphazard, or is there another hidden ball?

"But it will take some time before you can get rid of it... so make your decision by then"

"That's why I refuse. If you don't normally take requests, you can go home, okay?

"No, so that demon can't be exorcised without me."

"No."

"No, no, no, no."

After that, it was the task of listening again to the preaching of the Light Divinity and poking at the demands of the right to destroy the Immediate and Dungeon Core.

In the end, he won't take the request.

Besides, I even brought it in till dinner time, but thickly I kept repeating, "I'm hungry (chills). You're totally into the delicacy of rice in our inn, what is it, this Virgin? Go home and eat alone. Okay, you can eat, but you can go home if you want.

"This food called Bubuzuke is delicious. Hey, it's a treat. Master Murakami is really good at negotiating, let's negotiate with the Kingdom so that we can offer better conditions. Oh, please replace me."

"No, don't worry, I'll put it on the inn bill for a different fee. There's no turnaround."

Naturally, the rhetoric "Eat Even Bubu Pickle" = "Just Go Home" doesn't work in different worlds, so it's usually a task to have dinner with me. Even if I serve it to the brave Wataru, he's going to eat it as a delight the other way around, and this is useless in different worlds.