Lazy Dungeon Master
Measures for gold measures
The Virgin was writing a letter. What should we do with this...
From a peek, it looks like something about asking for financial assistance while letting me give you the right to destroy the dungeon core... but considering I can squeeze out the funds and DP for that matter, I might say it's nothing bad.
But when you do too much and you get stunned by the Holy King, it's very bad.
Dungeons. Dungeons that are stared at from the holy kingdom of vandalism. Life expectancy shrinks. Physically.
That's why I called Rokuko to take action.
"I don't know, Kama, peeking into the room where the girl's staying, that's your hobby?
I was seen with a rather cold eye. Out-of-heart. Hostile inspection, huh?
Yeah, because that's the enemy. It's not like you have a good foot line, or you want to observe a foot in the room exposed to defenselessness by taking off your shoes. Because I haven't seen it from the floor. Because if you want to, you can do whatever you want with Nik or Ichika's feet, and you're not that hungry.
"So, let's take care of it. You mean to keep me from bringing the money?
"That's a good guess, Rocco. Yes. What the hell is going on...... are you kidding me?
"No, you just know... the question is how to keep them from bringing the money. Like replacing letters? Maybe we can stop the delivery or something?
"Are you okay, is it also a fever?!
I don't know when, Rokuko. Put your hands on your forehead and check for heat.
"Hey, there's no such thing as a fever! Don't be too stupid, will you?"
"Seems a little hot..."
"It's my fault!
"Well, that's fine. I was worried because I was suddenly smart."
"I'm glad you're worried. Hmm, can you give me more praise?
All right, you're rock 'n 'roll where you get on with this.
"So, what do you do? It's going to be outside the dungeon, and it's hard to jam the delivery of the requested adventurer. Yes, if you collect it at the time of deposit in the Adventurer's Guild."
"You're going to have a lot of trouble developing into a guild liability issue. Even if I replace it, I still have a wax seal on my letter..."
The letter was put in an envelope, and the mark of the Virgin was pressed all the way after sealing it with a candle. If you open it on your own, you will naturally find out.
"You wouldn't find out if I stuck it back together with the magic of the cake, would you? Why don't you just cut it open and stick it together later and fix it? Yeah, but if it had a magical effect on the wax, I might not be able to get my hands on it, so I need another hand."
"Hey, Rokuko."
"What? Have you fallen back in love?
"You........................... are you for real?
"It's real?! Excuse me, I'll think about it."
All right, I'll check it out. Show me your legs.
"Can you confirm there?! Well, about anything but legs... Here, here."
Locco taking off his socks and exposing his feet.... Phew. I checked carefully, but it was real. Actually, Rokuko's leg has a characteristic porcupine, which doesn't mean anything, but I can tell it's real. Specifically, I looked at the map from the menu functions and checked it.
No, if it's fake, I'm in trouble. Did you eat with the fruit of wisdom or something in the chatter?
"I'm sorry I doubted you, it was real"
"That's why you're saying... So, there's nothing to do with the caema?
"... hey, I have one. Put in a complaint."
My strategy was utterly straightforward and simple.
This one also writes five letters and sends them to the same address as the Virgin.
Adventurers who take requests because they will be at the same destination get both delivery requests and save. Naturally we'll take it together. You can try to get them to take it with you at the guild.
There is no need for this to interfere with the Virgin's letter.
I wouldn't even get this complaint if I didn't get a single letter from the Virgin, but that's perfectly fine.
"Heh, I knew you'd be different with the cake ops."
"But there's a hole called who reads a letter written by a village decorator who just doesn't have a name. There, Locco. You."
"I?"
"Rokuko is Mr. Haku's sister, isn't he? … the sister of Haq Ravelio, the ancestor of the Empire."
"Oh well, you borrow the authority of Sister Haku!
Especially since this is Mr. Haku's favorite place. It won't be a problem enough to use the name.... Or maybe Mr. Huck's sister is more powerful than the name of a bad Virgin.
Therefore, in the name of Locco, this one also prepares five letters, just like the Virgin.
The content reads: 'The Virgin is tired of the gold and is having trouble eating up her winter reserves, this one is sold because it is a business, but it has limits. Why don't you tell me something from the country?' It's a plea. Wrote somewhat vigorously.
It's finished by waxing the finish and pressing the seal of the Empire.
Actually, this is what Mr. Haku left behind for when Rokuko wrote his "snare" letter to Haku. I would otherwise use it to write a direct letter to Mr. Haku...... I am very scared of having Mr. Haku mouth it directly to make a debt.
Most of all, at the point of using the mark of this empire, I would be making a debt, but I think he said, "This mark is for Rokuko only and you can use it if you like," so let's be good.
... If Rokuko sends me a thank you letter later, I'm sure Mr. Haku will be happy. I'm sure. Yeah. I want to end this by thanking you unilaterally because if I show you my weakness here, you're about to be inserted.
He finished writing it while he was thinking about it. Five letters were completed.
"Now you're perfect. I'm tired of writing exactly five copies of the same content."
"Tired. Well, I'd probably be able to work on the Virgin's letter.... letter, I'll hurry it out so you can take it with the Virgin's."
"Yeah, please."
The Virgin's letter seemed to have been taken by her squire to the Alliance and was just coming out of the Alliance. I'll hurry to the guild with a letter written by Rokuko, too.
I went through the request to the receptionist of the guild and paid a small fee, five silver coins, for the delivery abroad and the special option of wanting me to take it with the other requests. Five pieces of silver, I don't feel like a bigger expense now.
A request form was then affixed to the bulletin board. Next to the Virgin's letter, politely enough to wear it slightly above. You'll get this right along with it.
And the craftsmanship to the letter of the Virgin kept in the guild failed.... I couldn't recover it because of the Alliance vault. Or is this restricted so that you can't collect someone else's belongings on your own?... Well, when you can retrieve people's things, you can also do a livestock warfare method called retrieving shoes and armor from warriors in battle.
Let's prepare a letter and decide what I think was the right answer.
"Hehe, I knew you were right about the cama proposal!
"Oh, wow."
I couldn't use the measures to scrupulously work on the letter, but Rokuko seemed happy for some reason.
... but are you short of money? How much more money does the Virgin have?
Maybe we should move to squeeze it out.