Lazy Dungeon Master

Hey, my name is Nammo. You look like this, you adventurer!

How could this elegant outfit be a villager? You noticed a good spot.

Actually, I'm also a resident of this village of Gorene!

Gorene, a village made before The Cave of Desire. Well, it's pretty recent that I've been named.

They've had some strong wolf demons out lately and they've been pinching a lot, but thanks to the brave guys, those are the days we dive into the dungeons to protect our plates!

Ma, I hunted an iron golem yesterday, so I'm off today. If you hunt one iron golem, you don't have to do anything for a few days if you don't luxury. After splitting it with the other Yane.

Iron Golem is bringing it directly to Mr. Dyne's store, not the guild buyout, but it's a pretty tasty prey to 15 silver coins in one. It's just a chunk of iron and it's so heavy, I need to be careful.

It doesn't even cost me an inn because I have a house that I once had built in Cousin. It's a little cold though.

I don't have a fireplace, but I can burn it in the house, so I'm sore. Naturally, be careful with the fire.

Well, the village chief lets me use the hot springs to save fuel, so it's more about money than it used to be when I lived in Zia.

Well, breakfast is cheap today. It's a dish made with flour from the village's stockpile and made from the inn's camad. It's cheap and poor quality wheat, but I think it will taste superb again when Mr. Kinue makes it. haha...... hard. Don't get just stiff when it cools down. Yeah, well, what is it? But because it's the bread Mr. Kinue made for me! Delicious!

Hey, you're a good cook. Mr. Kinue, you're beautiful. Somewhere the vibe is like a fairy, and I want to get married somehow already.

Yeah, why don't you go to the inn today? Why don't I give you some accessories for sale at the Dyne store? Well, you have a plain wide assortment of accessories. Why.

So I bought this dungeon specialty, an iron golem iron ring, at the Dyne store. Whereas Iron Golem sells for fifteen silver coins, 50 copper coins for one of these rings is profitable, but I'll buy them.

Well, today's reception... whoa! Nerne, it's you!

Nerne is plain at first sight compared to Ray and Kinue, but her real magical qualities are amazing. What do you care, Nerne's wholesale light magic equipment to the Dyne store or something? I'm sure you're an alchemist apprentice.

Dungeon Street, not so much, but the settlements built before the dungeon, by their very nature, get demon stones cheap, so it seems that craftsmen who use such demon stones will be trained there based. That's why settlements near dungeons can be cheap and full of magic props that don't suit their size.

Whoa, I missed the point. Hahaha. Well, what are you trying to say, Nerne is one of the people I want to marry. How nice of an alchemist's wife to support an adventurer's husband, huh?

"Hey, Nerne, it's a beautiful day."

"Welcome -. Uh, uh, yeah, right. Are you staying?

"No, go into the hot springs!

"Only hot springs are - free for villagers - but other than that, it's ten copper coins -"

"No, because I'm a villager! Look, a sign of the villagers!

I show the Iron Tag, which is a sign of the villagers. [M] This is a replacement made by the village chief to the blacksmith Mr. Cantara, each with a number and a name engraved on it. I'm number 18. That's a good number, isn't it? What do you mean? Hahaha, when you call it a good number, it's a good number.

And even so, Nerne, you always pinch these jokes because you've been here many times and you know your mind. This is the level where you're ten more steps away from proposing, right?

Hot guys are tough!

"Ah. Yes, I checked -. Go ahead -"

"Yeah, thanks. Why don't you come by my house tonight?

"Oh, my God, we didn't do it."

We head to the hot springs while Nerne sees us off to the remnants.

Hot springs sometimes contain other villagers. Whoa, isn't that Mr. Gozo with villager number one! He's bringing in alcohol! Awesome muscle you got there! Exactly Dwarf!

"Oh? Isn't that Nammo? Are you off today, too?"

"Yeah, 'cause I hunted an iron golem yesterday"

"Well, how many did you hunt, like three?

"It's one with the other. Where's Mr. Gozo?

"Uh, you hunted five with lops and cake yesterday."

Five for three... fifteen pieces of silver... uh, fifty pieces of silver?

"Seventy-five silver coins. There are 25 silver coins per person."

"Oh, yes, you knew, didn't you? Common sense, common sense."

"Well, Nammo can do the math. I leave that to the lops."

Oh, I thought you seemed like Mr. Gozo.

But it's 25 pieces of silver coins, and if you make that much money in a day, then you're always drinking.

... or I normally say kama, but you're the village chief, right?

Was the village chief an adventurer? I didn't know.

"Just for the record, it's easy to come across an iron golem when Kama is with you. That's because you have a good nose for the cake."

"What, does a village chief have a good nose? Does Iron Golem smell that distinctive?"

"Stupid, not necessarily smelly, but a good nose."

"Heh! That's good to hear. Use it on Jane and brag about it."

"Ooh... oh, you want a drink?

"I'll have it!

That's what I say. Mr. Gozo gives me a sip of alcohol.

In this way, it is also the charm of this village that it can interact naturally with senior adventurers.

and there came a new guest to the hot spring.

"Hmm? Was anyone in there?"

"Oh? That's a cake! Come on, we were just talking about you."

"Oh, village chief!

It was the Mayor of Kama who came in. I don't have any muscles or anything, but are you sure you're an adventurer? Normally, I have some muscle on the lower end for carrying heavy baggage.

"Well, let's start with a cup. Drink."

"No, I can't drink much."

The mayor of the village who refuses Mr. Gozo's liquor even less easily. I guess it's about this guy who can turn down Mr. Gozo's alcohol in this village. Others drink as a delight. 'Cause the alcohol Mr. Gozo has, it's delicious.

"Shit, it's not a good one. Well, look, it's a kama. Well, why don't you go hunting golems with him next time?

"What?!

Sudden invitation. This is my chance to get 25 silver coins a day!?

"No, it's a pain in the ass. Besides, you just went with Gozo yesterday. Gozo, you're not gonna tell me you ran out or anything, are you?

"I'll be gone soon enough for the liquor bill! There aren't many good hunting grounds like this, and there aren't many people left."

"Right... more from here, people.... don't get busier and busier with the village chief's job, sleepy"

Oh, that? What about my 25 silver coins? Disappeared in an instant? Ha...

"Ah, uh. So, village chief? Well, the village chief was an adventurer."

"Yeah? That's right, D-Rank for once"

"Whoa. That's the same rank!... Doesn't look avant-garde, but in the rear?

"You're a guard. Because the avant-garde has clos."

When it comes to Cro...... Oh! You're Croc! Oh, well, you were a party member of the village chief.

Cro is a girl, she's a hell of a kid with a name like Nik...... her prowess is even more absurd. A lot of adventurers have seen painful eyes in mock warfare that they do well and insult with their physique. I was one of them, and I usually lost.

You think that arm power that doesn't fit the look of it is against the rules...

"Are you good at magic or something? Oh, I don't mind if I don't tell you."

"Sorry, it's a secret"

The village chief went right up after that. That's cool. Apparently, I just came to warm up a little before I went to bed.... It's still lunch, isn't it? Oh, you're going to bed now? What are you doing?

"Ha, I didn't know Shizuku Village Chief was that Kro's party member... that? Could that mean Crowe's husband?

"Whoa, that's a kama. The clos are so sweet."

"... you know, like I heard Cro's name was' your husband gave it to you '...?

"Nammo.... people's sexuality is best done softly"

Wow, I can't say anything.

Oh, by the way, speaking of sexuality, I like navels, don't I? You're so annoying and adorable! Mr. Gozo seems to like someone who can drink...... oh, Mr. Loop. Convinced.

And after warming up my body thoroughly in the hot spring like that, I decided to have lunch. I hope it's Mr. Kinue's handmade rice balls.

Me on my way to the dining room. Mr. Quinue, are you there?

"Kinue."

"Hmm? Mr. Kinue's shifting at night today, isn't he?

That's what greeted me, Ray, the silver-haired beauty.

Nice style, I mean, why are there so many candidates for my daughter-in-law in this inn?

"Oh, really? Well, I'm glad to see you, Ray."

"It's rice balls this afternoon. It's five copper coins."

"You have beautiful silver hair today. Rice balls, shall I have one? And Ray's smile at last."

"It's five copper coins for one smile, so it's eleven copper coins combined.

"Oh, it pays.... Is that it? Eleven is a little more? Isn't that ten?

"Huh? Ah. … it's a special service just for customers, right?

"Okay, let's pay!

Oh, my own special service...! I don't feel bad. I paid Ray 11 pieces of copper coin.

"Here then, it's a rice balls.... come on!

Oops! What a good smile, don't make me want to get married.

It was like the sun, such a gentle smile.

By the way, Ray's rice balls are sometimes a strange rice balls that can be eaten normally for some reason, even though they contain a tremendous amount of salt. I'm sure you can eat it because it's packed with love.

"Hehe, good smile. What do you say we have dinner tonight?"

"S-Rank, would you like to fix a meal? Just a meal ticket, come on!

Exactly. Five gold coins is tough! Heh heh, lights up. But I know you don't really hate me. 'Cause you do, don't you? If you really don't want to, you won't give me any terms. I mean, you can get married if you can do this.

Oh, man, I'm hot again.

Lunch rice balls were regular rice balls today. The equipment was some kind of black toy...... was it something like a Pavela comb? Well, it wasn't bad. It tasted like Ray's love.

Come on, I had lunch, and I don't know what to do.... hey, speaking of which, isn't it time for a rat race? Yeah, I'm free anyway, and I'll go!

Now I'm going to the playroom. Admission is free. Just looking at the rats' lesbians is fun.

"That's Yeone, isn't it? You were here."

"Hmm? Nammo. Are you here, too?"

It's the other Yane. He's got a gambling tag in his hand... oh, what is it? I don't think so.

"Are you winning?

"Oh, let me take it back in the next race."

Yeah, this is a bad flow.... which means, on the contrary, if Yeane didn't bet but bet, wouldn't he hit it?

"When did you bet on that?

"Oh, Oraniha Sampo and I bought two Aonoten Teki"

"Then I'll bet something else...... dude, it's on sock or something de fate. Shouldn't you be buying this one?

"Because this is the second time I've had an onsock today. The first time I've smashed it, I'll be tired."

Is that what it is? And I bought an on-sock ticket. Five pieces of copper.

The result is that Oranija Sampo stops at three more steps to the goal, and Aonotenki somehow walks backwards to the starting point after going up to half.

It was onsok that won. I walked relaxed all the way down the road, but dashed hard at the same time Oraniha Sampo stopped in front of the goal. I scored a goal with the momentum to roll in.

Also, Bibibi, who was finally running away, slept at the starting point.

... Five copper coins turned into seven. Yeah, I feel like I should today!

Mm-hmm. Nice weather.

No, you know what? I thought I could go. Good start. The next time I bet on Elektra Mouse, I hit Pawn. But then it didn't work. He had almost all the money in Yumenokuni.

No, maybe I should have seen something at the point where a betting card seller is a strawberry.

"... the holidays are back today. Let's go for the iron golem tomorrow."

"Yeah...... uh, that was a shame. If you stop there......!

Ha, and I'm going for dinner with a sigh. For once, I have flour for stockpiling, so I can have one piece of bread made with a piece of copper coin.

When I went to the dining room in the evening, there was my dear Mr. Kinue.

The light green gentle aura is the real fairy Mr. Kinue. Everyone will call you "Mr." anyway, that's Mr. Kinue.

"Oh, welcome.... bread again? Mr. Nammo."

"Ha, ha, ha, ha..."

Such Mr. Kinue remembers my name well.

Mr. Kinue, I knew it was about me...

And, speaking of which, I recall a ring that was in my pocket.

"Yes, Mr. Kinue. I have a present for you today."

"Oh, what is it?

"Ko, hiccup with this ring!

"Oh, nice...... well, thank you, I'll leave the bacon aside, won't I?

With that said, Mr. Kinue cut into the bread that had been baked at some point and pinched a slice of bacon there.

...... Mr. Kinue, the Serious Spirit. A sober being......!

This service must be a testament five seconds before the marriage countdown.

"Um, I'm wearing a ring if you like, can I see it?

"Heh, I'm at work, so just once, right?

That said, Mr. Kinue showed me the ring I bought once on my left index finger. I immediately took it off because I was at work.

............... Yeah, I'm glad I didn't switch to a stake in a rat race. There, for some reason, they also buy accessories...

"See you later. Now order your dinner properly."

"Ha, ha!

I received a loaf of bacon and went home in a good mood. [M] We call each other names and get them to make dinner (bread). Is this no longer an exaggeration to say that we are married?

"Hey, Mr. Kinue, you're a real good guy. You've been cheesy on me too."

"Yeane, your share is my spill, right? Thank me."

"Yes, yes, all the time, then go to sleep. Okay? Golem hunting tomorrow."

Lie pompous in the offton.

You can also collect the demon stones of the golem and buy them out for the price, but I still want the iron golem...

I fell asleep thinking about when my next holiday would be.