Lazy Dungeon Master

"... Master, I... look forward to it, hey, missy!

I gave Ray 50,000 DP and he swore me more loyalty. I was crying with some emotion.

There was an intention to do that, so let's just say good.

And the next day.

A gate opened in the arena and Mr. Huck arrived.

"Hi Kama... hehe, not quite a funny room"

"Welcome, Mr. Huck. Hey, although I've tried to create these arenas, I don't have all the monsters, shame on you."

This, by the way, is about the size of an athletic field, but a critical size through the gap in the neighboring 'Flame Cave'. If we dig deeper underground, we won't get bumped, Itetsu said, and we're going to dig further down in the future.

"So, this team fight... you're gonna take it, right?

"... Yep, I'll take it. However, there is something I would like to confirm in that I could not hear from Locco, are you sure?

"It's because of you.... reward, right?

Mr Hak will say the content of the question first. But that's not enough.

"And let me ask you about the penalty for defeat."

Chuckling, naturally, Mr. Huck nodded.

Mr. Haku doesn't like it because he normally hits jabs with these heads.

"Yeah, naturally I thought you were wondering.... As for defeat, yes. I wonder if the items and DPs you bring in will just be consumed. This is our surrogate fight, so to speak, so there's hardly any direct disadvantage to you guys."

Nothing? Does that mean we can lose?

No. That can't be right. Because it's Mr. Haku.

"I don't give a shit where I lost, either. Take it easy."

"And if you take it easy and lose, what will Mr. Haku do?

"... I'll get permission to educate my juniors, from your father"

Oh, I have to win this.

I mean, don't you think the punishment for losing is that Mr. Haku can do whatever he wants?

"And a reward. Your father will give you two things you want for each of the winning teams."

"... that's two of everything, so?

"No, you mean your father will choose? It's an honor."

I don't know if it's an honor because I don't know 'Father', but I thought I realized a little how it felt when I tried to brain convert it to "Freshly removed from my favorite idol and handed over my socks". I'm sure I'm the only one who knows.

... God's bedding, I don't know. I'd like it if it did.

Thinking about that, Pong, and Haku slapped his hand.

"Yes, this is the room, and what do you want to fight for? as an adventurer."

"I won't take it personally. I have a job to do as a Dungeon Master."

"Oh, too bad. But let's raise this."

tickled, and Mr. Huck laughed, taking the card out of the valley of his chest.

Upon receiving that card, which was slightly warm, it was an Adventurer Guild ID, Adventurer Card. The name is mine.

"I reissued it"

"... you know, I don't remember losing it or anything?

"I am the head of the Adventurer Alliance."

"Finally, the rank is B?

"Congratulations, Mr. Kama, you're one of the nobles."

Yes, I was rank B on that card.

And adventurers are treated as nobles from B rank.

But as for the titles of nobility...... there are dukes, counts and barons, but that goes further down. It seems to be a unique title, such as Lord Adventure, who is a one-generation aristocrat but is once treated as an aristocrat. It means he has strength.

You think if you build up more merit, you'll also be a fine nobleman that your children can properly let you inherit?

Or can I soften up the exam or something? I guess that's good, 'cause I'm saying the top is good.

Plus, I still have the old adventurer card from D-Rank on hand.... you mean make good use of it. Here.

"We would otherwise incur an obligation to pay five gold coins per year, but keep it exceptionally exempt. If free is distressing, a glass of cream soda would be fine, wouldn't it?

"Ha... I'll luxury you later. So, why is it suddenly b-rank?

"Because when you enter my house, you have trouble being a civilian. I need to be noble for once."

Oh...... that's the outhouse of the Empire ancestor, Huck Lovelio. Even Japan used to give elephants aristocratic status to show the Emperor, or something like that?

When diving into Mr. Haku's dungeon at last, is there a big difference between the D-rank and the B-rank?

"Yes, this, Locco's share.... Oh, take advantage of Kama's party membership for once."

"Oh, I'm the adventurer......! Thank you, Sister Huck!

Mr. Haku hands Rokuko the card and throws here the card for the remaining Niku and Ichika minutes and gives it to him. I mean, doesn't Rokuko need to be an adventurer because he's in touch with Mr. Haku's sister?

"If you normally give Rokuko a title, that's gonna be a hassle.... because she's my sister"

Say it like Mr. Haku read my mind.

Oh yeah, it usually means emperor blood... royalty. It has to be quite high status, and existence itself is troublesome in the first place. Yeah, take care of yourself.

"Well, that's what made you a nobleman... and I'll invite you to my house, Rokuko"

"Ha! Look, don't blur. I'm going, Kama!

That's what Rokuko said. Haku and I put our hands together and dived into the gate.

... Yeah, let's just say I'm going too.