Lazy Dungeon Master

That day, Leona was taking a walk in the village of Sacubas.

Even so, it's a narrow range because the place where the village is is itself just one floor of a dungeon. It looks like a wide meadow, but there are walls and ceilings.

I thought there was nothing novel anymore. Secondly, I found a red button on the pedestal of a square column that showed up on the ground.

"Oh, I don't know what happened."

Leona pressed that button without hesitation.

…… Nothing in particular will happen. "

Push it again and again, Leona.

Poop, poop, poop, poop. I eventually tried 16 consecutive hits for a second, but had no response at all.

"Hey Leona. What are you doing?

And there came the golem.

"Oh, Guima, Mr. Golem. No, look, there was a button, so I pushed it."

'... you, you pushed that?

"I pushed it, though?

"How many times did you push it?... Hmm, 52 times. So, yes, this. '

"Oh, what are you giving me?

On the hand offered by Leona, pounding, and aubergines fell.

"... I don't need it...!

'I'm sorry, it's the code of this dungeon. If I press this button ten times, the guy who pressed the button has to eat one aubergine...... there are four more'

"Change that code!

'You want me to change it? I don't have a choice. Then I'll have to get Leona to drink some exchange terms instead.... would you like five sage stones instead of aubergines? If it's easy to make, I'd like to experiment. "

"Fine. Yes."

Lots, and five sage stones - the treasure of alchemy - rolling onto the ground, Leona.

It's just a stone of the same value to Leona as a stone.

"Oh, Thankyou."

"Damn, why did you suddenly make a weird code?

"It was a code that Sacubas made because he wanted eggplant. Then I'll remove this button."

When the golem was a mess, the buttons came off the ground on every pedestal. Bear the removed pedestal on your shoulders to carry the wood.

'Look, if you punish me for this, don't push the button on your own. Don't push it. Never push it.'

And I told him not to push the button, and he left without even asking me back.

…………

Leona grinned.

"So, now the next time I find a button, I'll definitely press it"

"Well, if I told you to push all that, I'd push you."

... I guess that's what happens when it's a translation function.

"For once, I'm telling you not to push that one. It's a deliberate mistransformation that feels like a conspiracy. Leona, the brave one, would have heard it in Japanese, so it shouldn't be a problem."

"Oh, what is that? I said don't push... do you push?

"Definitely."

Leona's weakness. It's "eggplant" and "promise" … it's "promise".

I keep my promises. I keep my promises more. Because it's an iron plate.

Finally, this "never push" is so "promised" that the translation function mistranslates. With this previous pretense, Leona decided to press the next time she found the button - you can say.

"Now the soil is ready for Leona to voluntarily catch on to the trap. And then, if you set up a special trap... well, I won't kill you, but at least I can kick you out"

But I got the sage stone at the planting stage.

I meant to blow it lightly, but I guess from Leona, it really means about stone's worth.

... I guess I should have asked for 52 first. Well, I can't help regretting that it's past.

"... in the meantime, why don't we make it one DP?

"Oh, come on. No, it feels like 10 DP at most."

Rokuko stopped me when I tried to make DP out of Sage's Stone as a treasure.

Can you tell now before the treasure DP crushes it? When will you have such a function...

"Hmm? Why not? Could it be fake or something?

"I don't know, but the rings on the cake are similar, huh? I'm guessing, maybe it's because I'm not taking the time it should be. There are places where you can get as much DP as you put in the effort."

I see, the same demon sword golem blade I made is DP cheap... on the contrary, when I grew Tensai and made sugar, it felt like I put my time and effort into making the cheap seeds more valuable.

Yeah, Mr. Huck taught me how to grow a jewel turtle and make DP money. You're taking a lot of time if you ask me.

"If you try from Leona, can the sage stone be made from the stone colo around it? But the function is like,"

"I see..."

Then why don't I give Nayuta one? I thought so, but I have no reason to give it to you otherwise.

I got it from Leona at the corner, and I'll try to use it for myself. You can't give it to me for free.

I don't really want anything from my Nayuta opponent. Guns are a trial and error defect too... about a freshly stripped sock?

"... for a second. You tried to smash the ring I gave you?

"Huh!? No, it's not, Kama! I was just curious to find out how much it was worth because my sister Huck said she would buy me this ring for 100 million DP, oh, of course I said no!? It's okay, because I have absolutely no intention of doubting the love of cama or switching it to money or DP! So, uh, yeah! Let's sleep together tonight!

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."

I can't believe how excited I am about Loco.

... 100 million dp is awesome. But Rokuko, who turns it down, is also amazing. I could sell it. I could sell it and buy a rich sleeping life with futons.

"A hundred million dp would have been nice to sell separately, wouldn't it? I can make it again."

"It's the ring I got from the cake, you can't sell it, can you? Ijwal, don't tell me..."

Mm-hmm, and Rokuko lets his mouth shut.

... Oops, what the heck, I thought this kid was unconsciously cute.

I don't have to wonder about one of the rings, but it seems more important to Rokuko that he got it from me.

"Hey Kama... you know, dungeon cores and humans are kids, can you make them? Where there's a real example of Setuna or something, you can make it, right? I wonder how you make kids."

"Isn't that what you have to do now? Yes, this story is over."

Ask Haku about how to make a child... no, don't ask anyone because I'm going to be killed. Forget it softly.

But is there any kind of interference from Leona that Rocco is in this state? Leona still doesn't have my life if I don't kick her out early.

"I'm already embarrassed if I cake. You're not with me and Kama."

"Right, you're a partner"

I once again consolidated my determination to kick Leona out.

"... so you ended up with a floor for Leona, didn't you? I don't know. I've been making things."

"Oh. We've also got a good chance for Setuna to put a blow in Leona."

That's why the planting is in place.

All you have to do is send Leona to the dedicated floor and make a mess of it.

... as soon as Setuna and the others are ready, it's done.

"Nerne, what about Setuna and the others?

"I've given you the weapon the master gave you - and you can always do it, right? I was barebacking with the weapon I gave you."

Tomorrow, then, the operation begins.

I decided to do a final review of the floor for Leona.

I'd really love to go to bed in preparation for tomorrow, but if I go to bed now, Rokuko's going to be in the futon, and I'm not going to be able to sleep in many ways...