Lazy Dungeon Master

"This is..."

"It's a cro guild card. By the way, I'm D-ranked, so you're better than me."

Show my D-rank cards together.

"Mm-hmm? Isn't Lord Kama a B-rank?

"D-rank, as you can see."

"Hmmm.... is that real? You wouldn't have forged it or anything. Forgery of guild cards is a felony, isn't it?

That's what Bon O'Doll says. He looks at my (...) guild card.... Is that it?

What is this reaction?

Nick, the nobleman, would be better off as someone to fake an engagement than me, the civilian, wouldn't he? And I just showed it to you, but it's like knowing I also have a B-rank card.

... Do you want to give it a shot?

"... why do you think I'm B-rank?

"What, because you had a name on the Lovelio Imperial Nobility Register. as nobles around Zia."

What... you say?

Seriously. Is there a list of nobles in the Noble Register? No, I guess so, but, yeah, you didn't know my rank from that one.

... which means he was trying to push Myodore so hard because he knew I was (for once) noble.

Or Haku, the claws are sweet...... no, the other way around. Did you also put your name on the Noble Register because you registered as a B-rank? Because I need to be able to query when I give out my B-rank guild card. It's out.

"... did you know that Crowe is noble"

"Well, yes, the name is distinctive and it caught my eye."

Well, you'd be surprised if there was a "sex slave" or something on a formatted list with noble names on it. By the way, if it's a man, it seems to mean "meat wall (nik)".

"By the way, what's your gender on that list?

"It's on. It's on... but the name is the name. Is it more convincing to be told that gender is a misstatement? I never really thought I was a woman, either."

I guess.... Should I let him rename it just because it's here?

"By the way, the Noble Register leaves every five years. It's only recently that I left, so don't delude me for another five years."

"Can I show you something?

"Fine."

A leathery, splendid cover book emerged, as large and thick as the drawings in the library.

Are we on the list of newly listed aristocrats? The substitute lord, the new nobleman who set up the house?... Oh, there's Locco too. My family name was Labyrishart.

"No adventurer has ever gone up to nobility under the name Nik in the past. Almost everyone with the name Nik is a slave with no rank, and if you're going to register as an adventurer, you're going to change your name. And when you register your name as a nobleman, you can usually be stopped by a well-informed recorder... didn't you have any inquiries?

Haku didn't have good sense... No, what he didn't have was more mercy than good sense.

So, it used to be Kama Gorene about me.

Of course, the village chief of Gorene sounds like a name, that's what I'll find out. Oh, no, me, didn't you ever tell Mr. Haku your last name?

But it's convenient that it's not my real name, Masda. I can tell you it's not my name.

"Oh, I knew it. I'm suddenly surprised they say B-rank, but this isn't me, is it? As you can see, D-Rank Adventurer, it's just a cake."

When I say that, Bonodore looks at me with a surprise.

But I'm not certain that I'm a nobleman.

"... is that refreshing? Didn't you admit earlier?

"Ha? I just checked to see why you thought I was B-rank. If you do happen to have a nobleman with the same family name as our village name, you can't help but reflexively tie it up"

"Right.... So Lord Kama is only a D-rank adventurer, huh?

"Yeah, as it says on that guild card. The card is authentic, because I don't have the guts to forge it."

You can use magic tricks to spot lies, about my guild cards being real.

And laughed out like Bon Odor couldn't get over it.

"Come on, right. Is that all you say?... you can do enough with nobility, Lord Kama."

"Thank you."

"Now let's get on with Lord Kama's suggestion. Let's take Lord Cloine as our fiancée."

Oh. You said "think," just now, is that enough?

Well, if I'm not noble, Nik's a better property. You're young, you have strength, and your personality is submissive. There is nothing impeccable except the identity and gender of the slave.

"Well, thank you for the reward,"

"Um, that was information on 'God's Pillow'. Fine. …" The Pillow of God "is one of the things called" The Bedding of God, "which is also a very important artifact for our Laverio Empire, so let's not talk about anything else."

"Thing" is a lot confusing with bedding and godware.... Oh, but don't the people over here get it?

"I'll only say it once, so listen carefully." The Pillow of God "is real. And it's been protected and inherited by Zia's clan of lords for generations."

……

What, I mean, that.

Are you saying that 'The Pillow of God' is the property of this Zia family?

"By the way, that management should not be done by the lord himself. Neither the Successor nor the Successor Candidate shall touch the 'Pillow of God'. And so is that spouse.... I mean, you know what I mean?

It is not the lord Bonodore who administers it.

The first son of his successor and his second son, the spare, are also excluded.

And that spouse, the lady lord, is different. Thus,

"... My lord says you are the administrator of 'The Pillow of God'...?

"Or if you were my fiancée, you'd meet the admin's requirements"

... I see. You want me to be your official fiancée if you want to use "God's Pillow"?

What a convenient story for Bon Odor. It even sounds like a well made story.

"This story is true, in the name of the Zia family, the Ravellio Empire swears to its ancestors, the White Goddess"

……

This oath is the finest guarantee as a nobleman of the Ravellio Empire.

The meaning is, "If it's a lie, Mr. Haku won't complain about the Tsea clan jailer killing you, and he won't turn you out." "They swear to me," Haku told me. And it seems that this vow has never been broken by anyone before.

"Do you want me to put an oath in writing? I can't go into the details of the story."

"Right, just in case"

But for once, I got a pen.

With Nik becoming my fiancée, I decided to stay another day.

He's introducing Nik to his family as his fiancée again this evening.

Write to me again and ask me to send you to the village of Gorene.

It says, "I've got a fiancée for Nik."

Return to the same room as yesterday. It's free time for dinner, let's get some sleep.

And Nik grabbed my clothes and pulled them.

"... Your husband?

"Hmm? What's up, Nik?"

……

Nik was shaking small.... what?

"... Hey, what's up? Are you okay? Does it hurt in your stomach, too?

"Wow, I'll be dumped, will I?

Nik asked me in a powerless voice.

... Well, that's how it sounded. I reflected a little.

"You don't have a wack to let go of an important pillow. I'm just gonna lend you a few names."

"... I, for the rest of my life, can be your husband's slave,?

"As long as I'm alive, he's my slave and a pillow."

That said, you were relieved or the tremor subsided.

I don't know what to say to myself, but I think a slave and a pillow for the rest of my life is a lot worse treatment, okay?

Well, anyway, I decided to sleep with Nik in my pillow.

"Dear Kama! What do you mean!?

... at least knock on it, Myodore.