Lazy Dungeon Master

Pageant (Bon Odor Perspective): Part I

My name is Bonodor Zia. Zea's lord.

That day I was looking through the latest edition of the Noble Register.

Then I found the name of the village of Gorene, which I had just been able to do last year, but which I had been unable to develop.

"Kama Gorene......? Hmm? Sure, that village chief was named Kama, but was he noble?

I was curious. I sent out an inquiry quickly.

Contact the Imperial Administration for information on nobility and you will receive an answer.

If you are an adventurous lord, there comes information about the party members and your track record as an adventurer. Being a B-rank adventurer is somewhat of a name seller or merit.

A few days after the inquiry using the magic flight, information was sent to me.

According to this, all four-man parties, including Kama Gorene, were B-ranked Adventurous Dukes, and the feat was "Attack of Dungeons at Parties - Five Cases".

"White Trial," "Cave of Desire," "White Sandy Beach," "Bone Cave," "Triple Cave"...

... Some dungeons I've never heard of, but they are all single-party offenses, plus three are with offenses since I got the title. Two of them have even gone to the destruction of the dungeon.

We are attacking two dungeons so dangerous that destruction is allowed. That shows, in other words, that he is quite powerful, and furthermore -

- "This man's wisdom is guaranteed by the White Goddess"

That was accompanied by a brush I didn't even ask for.

... This is bad. When I saw this sentence, I accidentally dropped the frozen teacup and broke it. Right next to Zia. So many powerful people creating and developing villages? The shield behind it is the White Goddess with no strangers in the Ravelio Empire...

Whatever you think is troublesome. But you can't just leave him alone.

Oh, my stomach hurts. I'm going to lose more hair again...

By the way, in conjunction with this information, there was, on the contrary, an inquiry from the Imperial Capital to Zia.

Regarding the village of Gorene and the 'pillow of God' managed in Zia, it is a brief confirmation as to whether the management is okay…

I'm not so foolish that I don't know what this overly blatant inquiry means.... I guess that's what this is about when you trump 'God's Pillow' into friendship.

Well, what do we do?... Would you like to address your daughter to Kama Gorene?

I don't think so, but in case someone else does, would you also insure that you are only a candidate?

Are you hiding your identity, the village chief of the village of Gorene is just a "caema" and is meant to be a civilian. And the village chief of Gorene, Kama has a very good reputation.

Said he was an excellent village chief and the most amazing adventurer in the village.

Says he's a man of integrity and thick righteousness to help people.

Says he's a man with a wide bowl of knowingly excellent digits.

Seeing the remarkable development of the village of Gorene, its reputation is credible.

A place like nothing was in place until last year, and one winter is developing enough, no, worth the consternation. Functions as a dungeon mine can be fully exploited and operations are on track.... How lucky you are, this is not how it works without your talent.

Even without the back shield of the White Goddess, this arm alone was a man who couldn't hurt to take it into the clan.

Well, there are rumours of childhood homosexuals (lolicons), but that there are occasional things in the nobility.

Anyway, I called him in person, and let's actually see him and make a decision.

Lord Kama, who came to the Mansion, was a brunette, dark-eyed, polite, low-back man.

And he had a slave to a beautiful dog man of his own.... would be one of the party members, Nick Croyne.

That's a terrible name. There is no doubt that this girl is the source of information on the young lesbian (Lorikon). I don't know if I have this girl because she is a toddler (Loricon) or because she is a toddler (Loricon).

"Did I make you wait? It's Bonodore Zia. You know what I mean when I say lord?

"It's a cama. Nice to meet you, lord. I haven't waited that long."

"Really?

There is no fine dust in the way I got angry after waiting for a minute of bells in my room.

... a man who is indifferent to time, or is he just a civilian again? At least the rumor that the vessel is large seems true.

I immediately realized that Lord Kama was unwilling to ride about his engagement to the Lord's daughter (Maiodor).

I guess Lord Kama, a favorite of the White Goddess, has no attraction whatsoever for his status as a clan of lords.

Anyway, let's keep talking hard here to stay connected. Listen to the size of the village and Lord Kama. Of course, I was gathering information in advance.

Lord Kama's story is that he would have gained about 30 iron golems throughout the village, but just grasping it here, forty iron ingots have been exported. It should be more than 50 bodies if you include what you don't know.

Ordinary village chiefs would report exaggerated attempts to increase their value... Lord Kama spoke pale so that it was no big deal. Plus, feel understated.

That would mean that things to this extent are not worth taking care of themselves, either.

And when we were talking about that, Mai came. Mai has spoken to Lord Kama as her fiancée candidate.

That's all my brilliant daughter understands Lord Kama to be an excellent person, and she seems intrigued.

I would also like to draw Lord Kama into my body. At least you don't want to be hostile.

but here Lord Cloinu said, "I want you to refuse this story," and let it go.

"... Lord Kama? Is this Lord Kama's intention?

I tried my magic to see if our daughter was unhappy with the grand refusal.

As a lord, as a father who was refused an engagement, it would be a critical line of no hostility.

"Yeah, I'm not getting married..."

But Lord Kama doesn't move one eyebrow. If you're a weak-minded person, you faint, and even a smart-armed merchant sweats cold and says your expression is intimidating to the point of freezing... you have tremendous guts.

That's just something the White Goddess guarantees. And don't get hostile as it is, let's pull the flow back.

"I like it! Let's respect Lord Kama's opinion."

"I can't believe I could give your father a clear opinion... Dear Kama, it's lovely!

Then there was Mai's driver, and Lord Kama was a fiancée candidate (...), and after Maiodor left the room, he talks about the name he had prepared to borrow as his fiancée.

Pavela's kid wants to get engaged to Mai for business. He wants to strengthen the connection because he's connected in a tunnel.... but I say no.

I hear rumors that he's a prodigy, but Mai doesn't want to get him out of Zia. The village of Gorene is close, so let's say it's still good.

... I know it's my father's fault, right? My daughter is still cute.

Smelling the story of 'God's Pillow' as a reward to Lord Kama, he expressed an incredibly strong interest.

It felt good, so I might be able to push this.

Incidentally, the room through Lord Kama is able to ask how things are going from behind... according to a secret detective report, Lord Kroin called Lord Kama "father" and sweet, and Lord Kama also said "parent-child relationship".

Lord Kama himself said something about "important family," and I think the two of them are brunettes. That means the blood muscles of the brave.

It's not strange that those two are together, even if there's actually a blood connection.

Parents and children have a good chance of being true.

Lord Kama is talking about being single, and I guess he had a relationship in the past that he couldn't publicly do.

It's like my daughter says Nik and even wears a slave collar... something I can't talk about.

Oh, my God. Despite such circumstances, I have said something very rude to Lord Kama and Lord Cloinu.

Rumor has it that we often bring him into the room and sleep with him, but if he's a daughter, he deserves it. That's like a toddler (Lolicon)!

If there's anything I can do, I want to sleep next door with Mai. Would that happen, too, if you were a civilian? Though I can never abandon my position as a lord.

... I would like to know more about the situation, but exploring it any further can only be hostile.

I told the undercover detective that it would be good after this, and I sent him back to normal business.

But for Lord Kama's age, she's a big daughter, but how old the hell was she?

Lord Croyne is a doggie and his mother is probably a doggie, but I don't hear talk about growing up fast.

Does that mean Lord Kama is older than he looks? Perhaps Lord Kama draws the blood of an elf as well as a brave man.

... of the White Goddess...? No, isn't that in the boulder?

I entertained Lord Kama at dinner.

After introducing the family, our chef - even though there is only one more apprentice left for the cook - behaved like a meal made with care.

The head chef is one of the proud top chefs in the Tsea realm... but I think there are rare and delicious dishes available at Lord Kama's Inn.

An amazing cook working in a boarding house on the edge...... um, I feel something meaningful with just this one sentence.

I don't know which one is up there with our chef if you don't actually compare it, but maybe the possibility of having the legendary [culinary] skills that Ishidaka, the food god, possessed - isn't it?

I had quite a conversation with Lord Kama at dinner and it was a pleasure.

Most of all, it felt like Lord Kama was paying attention to me.

"Though the rear guard, does Lord Kama do some too? How about a mock fight for postprandial exercise?

"Ha, joke, Dear Rondo. There are sesame seeds for people like me."

... Rondo, you're my oldest son, so you're more of an executive than a frontline man.

Incidentally, the face of this occasion tells the story of the White Goddess assuring the talent of Lord Kama by yesterday, as well as the merits of the dungeon strategy. That's why I'm pretty positive about Mai and Lord Kama's engagement story.

And as I was drinking tea after dinner, my wife looked at me and smiled.

Yeah, this is the face I'm thinking about not being good. I know, because I love you.

"Yes, I heard Mr. Kama was given a compliment by the White Goddess."

"... are you the white goddess?

Tingly, Lord Kama's right eyebrow moved, which even my intimidation did not move.

"Wow! Right, you think there's a hot spring for everything in Lord Kama's Inn? I hear the White Goddess is very fond of you."

"Yeah, I was. It's a wonderful inn, isn't it?

You waltz, this slipped your mouth deliberately.

Apparently he remembered me saying, "I still haven't been able to ascertain if Lord Kama of the village of Gorene and Kama Gorene of the noble roster are the same person," and he wanted certainty and put exploration into it.

Totally loving wife. Tell me in advance if you can.

Well, now Waltz would have thought Lord Kama and Kama Gorene were the same person. So much so that what was 98% now is 99%...

The reason is that the reaction now is "How do you know that? 'Cause it was a reaction. Normally, being praised by the White Goddess is not something to hide or be forgotten.

Yet hiding and listening back means that something is right.

The circumstances are that you are hiding the identity of a nobleman.

There's a spectacular circumstance where you have to hide your identity as a father and daughter...!

"Lord Kama than that. Why don't you talk to Mai? You'd be a good girl."

"Yeah, you're a waste to me. I don't think you'd bother to get engaged to me or anything to scratch your career?

"Oh, my engagement to Master Kama can't be a scratch. I want to know more about Kama. Right, Father?

Even if the engagement was broken, or even foiled "I could have been engaged to someone like the White Goddess would have bothered to write a single stroke"?

Well, not at all, but it won't be as scratchy.

"Right. It's foiled."

As a lord, I don't know, but it's just a story here that if it's going to make my lovely Mai go to her daughter-in-law late, it's also Ali.