Lazy Dungeon Master

Then a few days later, I decided to educate Shikina.

Specifically, in Japan, such as arithmetic and Mandarin, he packed things like teaching elementary school students, gave classes on morality where his head was exhausted, and imprinted common sense words and behaviors.

Although this one is quite different from Japanese morality, mainly about teaching about shame and not using nasty language, I feel that thanks to this education, Shikina has also become a lot of a true person lately.

... By the way, I had Nik take the morality class with me.

No, because taking classes alone sounds cute, and it doesn't mean Nik's not ashamed, does it? It's usually my pillow. Ray and Nerne were there for arithmetic and Mandarin, right?

So, one day after a few days like that.

"Kama. How come you haven't been all over Shikina lately?

It was from that one word in Locco that I realized something was wrong.

"... if you ask me, yeah"

"I knew you liked explicit porn like that elf?

"No, that's not true"

There shouldn't be. Yes, there shouldn't be...

I do feel like I've been sleeping less lately because I'm standing in Shikina.

No, I don't feel like it. In fact, there is one to two hours less sleep per day.

"Come on, I'm gonna die of lack of sleep as it is"

"You sleep eight hours a day, including a nap. I'd rather be up early these days and healthy, wouldn't I?

"Wake up early...... you say? Hey, seriously. I, uh, woke up early...?

"Yes, to take care of the elves."

I was stunned.

I like sleeping twice more than three meals I wake up early...... so? Something is wrong with this.

Sikina did this to you? No, it must be.

That blatant erotic behavior stimulates my libido, breaks the balance of my three greatest desires and damages my sleep?!

"... Shikina caused it, huh?

"If they say it's the cause, maybe it's the cause."

You have to ask me this...

"Go, go, go!

"... oops"

And for some reason, I was supposed to do a mock fight.

If it was before, I'd say, "I'll answer anything the master asks! Is it a three size? I don't know, so measure it!" If you can beat yourself in a mock fight, you answer! We've been negotiating. "

Hey, you've grown. It's a pain in the ass though.

That's why me and Sikina got to bat in the back yard of the inn alone.

Nik and Setsuna wanted to see me fight, but they refused. I gave a reason because I didn't want to expose myself, but this is also true.

All I can do is teach the clothes golem. It's troublesome when you find out the movement is always the same or something, and it's only suspicious. Nik doesn't want Setsuna to see him anyway.

By the way, Shikina's outfit, but Setsuna told me she got easy to move clothes, so it's gymnastics clothes + bloomers.

... blonde elf gymnastics clothes bloomer... I don't know, I get the feeling that I've never been there but it looks like Imekra.

"Hey, wait a minute."

"Why is that?

"This battle, if I win, I'm off class tomorrow. Well, it's a holiday."

"Holy shit!? Is it a holiday!

"Besides, if I win, let's ampoule the omelette"

"Ampan!... hey, why isn't that when you win!?

You've decided that, to make it easier for me to win.

By the way, Sikina was a favorite of ampoules in confectionery bread and vegetable bread.

You think your penis will soothe? But it seems that the one with raw cream is a bit harsh elf-wise.

"As I said in advance, I'll have the questions answered."

"Mmmm, then if I win, I'll have you as Master Kama's pillowcase!

"I say no. If you win, there's just no holiday, no ampoule."

"Oh my God...... that's right you're a master! Oh, there's nothing there because no one's watching, is there?

Don't worry, I'll keep my word.

Shikina with a wooden sword. Look at that. I'll put up a wooden sword, too.... I'll leave the rest to clothing golems and golem supporters.

So he instantly killed Shikina in Misha's move, a grappler of A-rank adventurers (...).

A sword? You're determined to decorate it. That's it. If you take the first blow, it's poignant. And then Misha's reproduction is stronger.

"You idiot, did you think I would use a sword if I had one! Sweet!"

"I lost..."

Most importantly, it's just a pattern where Misha's movements are imitated, and even the feints are generally fixed. I'm even confident that if I played a second mock fight with Setuna, I would be lightly defeated. If I want to kill you instantly this time, I think I can fight a few more times.

... basically you can only fight with the first look, I...

"So I'm off tomorrow, and I'll give you an ampoule. Good."

"Ugh, I lost, but I'm happy with the rest of the day and the ampoule......!

When I stroked Shikina's head, she laughed delightfully.

... I really think it's been a pretty good line lately for losing terrible words and behavior.

"So what is it that the master wants to ask himself? Is it a three size? Then there's Chiju from above."

"If you're caught off guard, this is it. No, and you remember your three sizes."

"Naturally. We need it to order armor."

Speaking of which, you used a demon sword that broke wheelies, too, didn't you?

"That's what I want to hear. Shikina, what are you up to?"

"Planning...... is it? As much as I'm after my master's pillowcase seat, I'm not planning anything else in particular!

"Right. Then take a look at this for a second."

That's what I said. I took something out.

The size is a little extra crystal ball in your hand. It's transparent now, but it glows red under certain conditions.

"This... is a magic trick to see through lies."

"Oh, you know what?

"I was a knight."

Yes, it's a magic prop that sees through lies, redeemed for 50,000 DP from the catalog.

By the way, every time I glow red, I have to replenish 50 DP worth of Demon Stone, a plain gold (DP) -consuming lie finder.

There's nothing wrong with my current income. At least not enough to ask Shikina questions.

"Don't lie extra. If you lie, there's no ampoule."

"Holy shit!? It's biocidal, it is!

"It's settled, you break your promise to answer properly, that much is a natural sanction... rather as gentle as it sounds"

"Mmmm...... so, what is the master willing to take out even such a reclining magic prop and ask himself!? Even if they ask you about your first opponent or something, you can't answer them because you haven't!

Don't come out alarmed. I'm sorry to hear that.

Well, fine. And I put a demon stone in the magic prop. It feels strange to be swallowed up by demon stones even though they are hard crystal balls when touched.

"... Well, let's make sure first. Sikina, are you a man or a woman?"

"It's a woman."

Crystal balls don't glow. Yeah, I know first. By the way, as a troublesome place for me, I can't judge what I recognize as a fact.

Suppose Shikina's body is a man, but her heart is a girl! If I thought so, it wouldn't shine now either.

"Do you mean anything to me?

"There's no way there is. … I hope you don't ask me such lonely things"

Doesn't this glow either? No offense is a good thing.

But Shikina was pungent.

"... sorry, this is what I need too"

"It's true that crystal balls don't glow. I understand, I answer honestly, so I want you to listen more and more!

By the way, it glows even if I lie in this state right now. The effect range is 5m. I can tell which direction a person in is lying because of the light.

"Did someone order you to come here?

"It is. My father told me to learn dirt from Master Kama."

Crystal balls don't glow yet, but yeah, what? Father: "To"?

"Are you being ordered by someone else?

"The First Knights Commander, Sally, also told me to learn from Master Kama! At dawn, when you learn well, you can return to the Knights."

... Ah. This place is suspicious.