Lazy Dungeon Master

In lending God's bedding, Maiodor has asked me to show him the church.

... You don't have an administrator yet... Oh, but if it works out, maybe they can send people without using DP?

With such a low heart, I led Myodor to the church.

Nik and Ichika are with us. And maids with myodores.

"Is this the Church of Offtonism... that's a lot different from the Church of White Theism"

"I'm embarrassed that it hasn't been accompanied yet because it's ready to be done... Oh, how about that? Holy Seal."

"No, I am a white god, so conversion is"

"What, it is possible for Offtonism to finally believe as a sub-religion. And there is nothing particularly coercive about believing"

"Sa, sub religion? What is it?"

Whoa, I have to explain from there.

I explained to Maiodor, "Then Faith" and "Good Place".

It doesn't mean you need a holy mark to be a believer, by the way. It doesn't matter if you pray with holy marks of other religions to be sub-religions, I say if you love rest, you are a believer.

"... I see. I mean, believing in the White Goddess, but believing in offtonism."

"Well, I'm not saying I can't. It's offtonism to go to bed if you can't help it."

"Oh, that's good. Since the exhortation of the Light Divinity of the Holy Kingdom can be too forceful and pioneering...... by the way, is Master Kro also offtonist?

"Yes, just like your husband"

Looks like Nik will come into Offtonism as well. I'd rather snap if you didn't come in.

What about the strawberries? I believe in Ishidaka, the god of food. Yes.

"Then I'll come in, too. It's important to have the same faith as your fiancée."

"Oh, thank you"

We did it, faithful. Get it!

"Then I ask you to baptize me... Oh, but is there a priest?

"Oh, well, I'll take care of it."

"Does Master Kama also qualify as a priest?

"Offtonism only."

Priest, do you need that too?

... Well, in Offtonism, I'm the rule. If I say OK, that's Offtonism.

That means there's nothing wrong with me naming an Offtonian priest. If you think it's a lie, you can contact Offtonism, I'll be the one to contact.

"Ni... Khlo didn't do anything like baptism either, let's do it at last. Now repeat it. … I am Offtonian"

"I am Offtonian."

"I'm offtonian."

"We're not offtonist, either."

"Yes, now I'm an Offtonian. Sleep well, Oyasminasai."

"... Huh? Is that all you got?

Myodore, confused with Kyoton, on a strawberry that goes in properly.

Yeah? Do you need anything else?

"Because other religions are different?

"Well, there's also the ritual of sprinkling holy water and saying holy words... washing your hands and feet"

"... Hmm"

I thought incoming would be easier, but maybe believers would be more pleased to have such a ritual performance?

When that happens, should we do something about rituals based on the Offton classics......

"Then let us pray. I'll use my nap sword, Siesta."

"Are you a god?"

I pull out the love sword, Siesta, that was hanging on my hips. Suddenly the maid of Maiodor sits up for a moment by pulling out her dagger, but she doesn't mind continuing.

"This is a holy sword that gives you sleep. Giving magic has the effect of bringing sleep to your surroundings. Oh, Maid, if you have trouble sleeping, please stay away a little longer.... Yes, that's about it"

"I see. You endure sleep and pray, don't you?

"No, you don't have to endure anything. Instead, you can sleep, because that's offtonism."

It's dangerous to fall asleep standing for now, so I put the three of them in their seats.

"Now let us utter the sacrament of the Offton Church. Close your eyes and repeat....... Hitudigger Ippikee"

"" "Hitudigger Ippikee" "

"Hitudigani Hikiki"

"" "Hitudigarni Hikiki" "

Three people who copy and repeat completely that I count sheep in a slightly curly tongue.

What if it speaks Japanese? Have you found Mr. Translation Function's hole?

"... Um, Dear Kama. What does this mean by sacrament?

"This is a spell for sleep. 'Hitudi' is an 'organism that brings sleep', whose appearance is primarily considered sheep." Gar "is a conjunction, then counts as one or two, that's what it is.... It's the right thing to do to count extensively until you fall asleep, but this time count to ten and finish. If the meaning is the same, you can say it in words that are easy to say, so it's also ants that usually count."

"I see... then there are three Hitudis and four Hitudis..."

I still have to write about Hitudi in the 99% blank scripture later.

... By the way, the Bible can also use [Creative Golem] to change the order like a binder or insert pages later.

Now it's like a notebook with as much thickness as I can on my pillow. Hattering and haribote are also said to be important, but offtonistically, the thickness of the pillow makes it easy to sleep. Sleeping thickness is important!

... Oops, time to use Siesta. I also slept with it yesterday, so the magic trick was sober. I pour a lot of magic into Siesta...... Huh, sleepy. That's working.

"Kay, Master Kama. I'm getting sleepy......!

"Me too.... Huh, oh, sleepy..."

"Five hitudies... six hitudies..."

"Kuka......"

Nik and Myodor, who continue to count Hitudi without sheep.

You slept with the strawberries. This. I'm stuck on a desk with my arm in my pillow.

"Um, that's very nice. Oyasminasai"

"Dear Kama, who is Oyasminasai?

Hmm? Was that also excluded by Mr. Translation Function? I did say it like a spell.

"Oyasminasai is a greeting at bedtime, a word of prayer. It means a good night's sleep."

"I see..."

"It's important that the meaning is the same, so it's usually a word of prayer even when you say hello to sleep."

"Hmm, you mean you can pray without being forced in your normal life...... Oyasminasai"

"Oyasminasai......................................."

Oh, Nik went to bed, too.

I want to go to bed too...... I need to be awake as a priest now. So let's get Myodore to bed early and I'll go to bed too. Sneak [Stun Resistance] to ON.... I'm sleepy, but I shouldn't sleep with this.

I mean, you're sleepy, but you can't sleep, or hell, right? I knew [Stun Resistance] was a terrible skill.

"Hitudi... cum... mmm... sooo..."

"... Oyasminasai"

You slept with Myodore, too. Didn't you hold up to ten in front of Siesta?... I'll go to bed too.

I also make [Stun Resistance] an OFF for the right seats. All you have to do is relax into this impossible drowsiness.

Offtonian church with a plunge of pompous warm light. It's a really comfortable place to sleep because I've only designed, manufactured, and supervised it.

Good night. Suya.