Lazy Dungeon Master

In the village of Gorene came a couple of adventurers, both male and female.

In a pair of C-rank adventurers, I said gessuno the man and kiwami the woman.

Gesuno and Kiwami were delighted to hunt the weaker than themselves.

Hunting naturally refers to killing and taking away your clothes.

It's both a hobby and a real gain. - Although the ratio is about 8: 2.

Many of those targets are people who have just become adventurers or have become somewhat more so. Beginner (Rookie) who sees nothing by ignorance or alarm, there is no easier prey to hunt.

I'd rather be younger than anything else. I don't have any money, but I can enjoy everything.

In a nutshell, these two were inferior species.

It was Pavela who was there before, but she ran away because she was about to have legs after playing. By and large, we have decided to have up to two or three pairs in one place. - If we try it in person, it's the "time of year", so we go to the next place like migratory birds.

"So darling. What do we do next?

"Hmm, yeah honey...... I wish I had a young one who would be 'one of us' first"

The two M.O. 's are to enter a party of just three or fewer beginners, teach them a little bit of variety, gain credibility, and then kill them. Sometimes it takes a few days, sometimes it strikes the first day unbearably.

Not more than three people can play because that's the number of people who first strike surprises and kill one person and render them incapacitated, making one a hostage.

In some cases, two people can be killed at the same time, and three people can be paralyzed by poison, one at a time.

- It's the fashion of these two to have a lot of fun before you kill them.... skip the specifics.

That's why Gorene Village has come to look for affordable adventurers.

Anyway, there's an easy dungeon for newcomers, and there's a deposit called Iron Golem, and there's a lot of people in and out.

There is still no gatekeeper because it is a new village. Great for criminals to hide themselves.

Lots of delicious prey, no unnatural in and out of the new face, and even easier to process a body if it ends up in a dungeon.

The village of Gorene was a delicious place the more I heard. It's exactly a village for Gesuno and Kiwami, they thought.

When they reached the village, they headed to the guild's outpost first.

Besides the veteran adventurers for the iron golem, there are also delicious looking rookies there.

but the purpose of this one is to look down on the dungeon. Let me show you a map of the dungeon, and we'll find a place where people can play.

The two decided to split into two hands and gather information. Gesuno is a hunting ground (...), Kiwami is a gathering of information on prey (...).

Gesuno turned to the newcomer of the two counters. Simply because I was free. Present your guild card, which is C-rank, and speak gently.

"Hey receptionist. I wonder if you have a map of the dungeon."

"You only have maps of the first tier. Browse 5 copper coins and buy 10 copper coins"

"Just the first tier?

Pay eleven copper coins, one chip.

Five cheap copper coins as an information fee for viewing maps. I mean, it wouldn't even be that big of a hierarchy, but what about information after the second hierarchy?

"The second and third tiers were labyrinths, and they can't make maps because they change paths frequently. I know about the general direction of the stairs, but it's not working."

"Heh..."

"It's ten copper coins if it's like a map just for the location of the stairs and the fixed trap position to be aware of. Buy Thirty Copper Coins"

Now I paid 30 copper coins to buy the map.

... the map written on quality paper only says the general outer circumference, the room out, and the location of the stairs.

There was a caveat mark on the room I went out to.

"What's this room? Safe zone, a trap."

"This is a 'trap of greed', isn't it? Uh..."

This information seems to be free of information charges and was immediately shared with me. Or the information that should have been written on the map, but Gesuno was intoxicated.

"The trap of greed" seems to be a substitute for the room being trapped round.

There is a demon sword stabbed on the pedestal, and if you pull this out, you will be trapped. - However, if you put the Devil's Sword back on the pedestal, you can leave. Only the greedy who do not let go of the Devil's Sword will be trapped here.

... Gesuno overwhelmingly laughs when he hears this.

A locked room, that means - you can do whatever you want inside.

"Oh, thank you. I'll be there as soon as I can."

"Take care"

Gesuno, who had enough information from the guild's receptionist to cut the story off, rendezvous with Kiwami, who was collecting information from a separate adventurer.

"What do you say, honey, you got some interesting info over there?

"Yeah darling. She told me that a blue-haired child would be taken by a blonde elf to register as an adventurer. There was a slave with a dog ear."

"Were you also a good man in that?

"They were all women, they're cute enough to want to eat them all. - Besides, we were all good, including slaves, so I'm sure the rich and their escorts, slaves, would be pets. What about Darling?

"Oh, there was a place that looked interesting. I thought I'd take a quick look."

And the two dive into the dungeon quickly.

Goblins and the like are not opponents. Destination is a trap of greed.

I kept the map firmly in mind, so it gets there quickly, even though it's inhibited by the wall.

As information suggests, a sword was stabbed on the pedestal - and when I pulled this out, the entrance was blocked tightly with needles.

"What do you say, nice inn, huh? Honey."

"That's a very nice room! But that door is going to leak. I wonder if screams can leak."

"I don't know because the girl screams pass well...... yeah, first you smash her throat!

"If we bring him in here, we can observe him from the time he kills to the time he can eat in the dungeon."

Two people laughing at each other.

"It's a corner, and you want me to exercise a little?

"Hehe, that's good, darling... I just wanted to say, let's keep it for prey, shall we?

"I'm sorry, but if Kiwami says so... I'm looking forward to it. It's expensive. Yeah, I'd love to treat a rich lady to a slave piss ale. If it's a cute pet, you can drink it, right?

"Ugh, I'm sure you'll be delighted to weep"

And, with only a kiss, the two began to plan to hunt for their prey.

Tomorrow, plan on hunting three women who are going to warm my nostrils - and a bunch of fun upper-balls.

Kids and slaves would be beginners, needless to say, not a problem. It's the blonde elves that make the neck.

The blue-haired child and the elf are probably related to the nobility and the escort. If so, that elf must have a lot of strength.

Once you're one of us, you're going to need to find out more.

"Well - shall we think about the details? For a pleasant future for both of us."

"For two luxurious futures"

That's how Gesuno and Kiwami consult on their settings for entering as companions.

... close the entrance and in the back of the room so no one can ask.