Lazy Dungeon Master

I heard that. Oi.

What, a beginner hunt plan?

I went for a peek because the "trap of greed" was in use after a while, but then I whispered in the back, so I eavesdropped on this again with curiosity.

Then he said it was a rookie hunting consultation. Ha ha, no luck, guys.

Besides, the target is Maiodor, Shikina, and even Nik. If it's a painting site, it seems willing to do something that might have an R-18G tag on it. Rokuko and Nik are not very good at education.

I happen to say, "I'd love to have an adventure with my fiancée, Master Crowe, too!" He witnessed Maiodor go to register as an adventurer and saw his escorts Shikina and Nik and decided it was a threesome party.

... I could have left you alone if the newcomers who had nothing to do with this normal village were just to be fooled?

No, I'm just a little out of luck. These two.

First a declaration to kill the inhabitant adventurer of the village. Not only does this sell fights to me, the village chief, but it also antagonizes me, the dungeon master, in the sense of cutting my DP's regular income.1 OUT.

I could still make it home alive to this point. (I didn't say it was intact)

Next, target the noble ladies whose inhabitants we keep. Well, if this gets attacked, no questions asked, it's my responsibility. Besides, the crime scene is inside a dungeon or something, and you're willing to rub your sins against this dungeon, right? Just kidding. So this is two OUTs.

Up to this point, there was still life. (I didn't say it was better to be alive)

And when you're after Nik, my pillow, you're gonna count out and end the game with a cold. Oh, in this case, life? Huffle. Repent plenty.

That's why I decided to report it to the guild as soon as possible.

... No, you can get your own hands on it, but if the C-rank of the dungeon suddenly disappears, you'll become more alert.

It's also unnatural not to come back, assuming he said to the guild, "I'll make it to a shallow spot today because of how things are going."

It's never a hassle to get your hands on yourself. Call it in to bury him legally.

This is how reporting it leads to the "They could have failed to hunt beginners..." line! Anyway, if they're Nik, there's no way they're gonna pay me back!

No evidence required! Because it's an accident in the dungeon!

Well, in short, it's like rooting.

So I went out to the guild and gently cut out the conversation at the counter to the usual receptionist, "I need to talk to you for a second.

"... so I asked you about your plans for a rookie hunt, can you do something about it? I think it's just a problem when they're after Mai and Shikina, the nobles."

"I see. So how do you want to handle it?

"Huh? Uh, the death penalty, isn't it? Looks like a habitual criminal."

"Okay. Then I'll leave that to Master Kama. The assets of the two adventurers will be frozen."

"Huh?"

"I would appreciate it if you would let me throw up information if I could, because I want to be compensated for the survivors of the victims for what I grasp in the guild. It's not obligatory, so it doesn't matter."

"Huh? Um..."

"... anything else?

Uh, something about that, the story upset me too early than I expected.

Don't I have to check the facts or something? You don't think I'm lying - I wonder if that's where they used magic props to see through lies under the counter.

Nevertheless, I think I need to check with the person or something.

"Um, isn't that too much to decide? Like you've been grabbing evidence before?

"No, I don't have any particular evidence, but you have Kama-like testimony, right?"

"Yes."

"So he says the death penalty is reasonable."

"Yeah, well"

…………

"... Huh? Is that all my testimony?

"Really?

Even if you were using a magic trick to spot a lie under the counter, I think you need factual confirmation and evidence. There's a chance that I'm wrong.

"... Need an explanation?

"Ah, yes. Please."

With that said, the receptionist sighs disgustingly, "Huh.

"First of all, Master Kama is the 'village chief'. I mean, make it the chief officer of this village, and you know it's the judiciary?

"Yeah, well... that's kind of nasty when they say that"

Even though it's a decoration, isn't that the kind of authority you don't have...

"That the mayor of the village testifies means that the trial is over. So, I, the head of the Alliance, confirmed the verdict, so all we have to do is leave the execution behind."

"Ha, did you"

That means "you're on death row because the greatest man in the community and the head of the organization agreed".

... Oh, my God! This world, life is light!

Well, it's a world where you can buy humans for one gold coin (about a million yen), if that's what they say. Fifty silver coins with a strawberry or something...

"And can I borrow some ears?

"Uh, yes."

I keep my ears shut to tell a secret.

And he was whispered with a pompous and deafening voice around him.

"... Kama, a nobleman, can only be punished by testimony if there are about two civilian adventurers"

... Seriously. I held my head in my heart.

I mean, actually, this is the flow.

Two civilian adventurers are punished by the testimony of "Noble (Me)".

"Noble (Me)" seeks the death penalty. Furthermore, the 'Chief Executive (I)' advised that the death penalty was reasonable.

At the same time, the "Judiciary (Me)" established that the death penalty was reasonable. Confirm the verdict to the Adventurer Guild.

The head of the Adventurer Guild determined that the verdict was reasonable because there were no lies, insinuations, or inconsistencies in the testimonies of "Noble (Me)," "Chief Officer (Me)," and "Judiciary (Me)." The main grounds are the testimony of the 'Chief Officer (I)' and the 'Nobleman (I)'.

Ask 'Chief Officer (I)' to execute the sentence.

All you have to do is wait to execute your sentence.

Yeah, regardless of this rookie hunt or whatever, if I tell you, and you don't include a lie, the sentence will be confirmed, right?

Even decorative village chiefs look dictatorial in tune with noble positions.

I can never accidentally say 'You're Death Penalty' or anything...... is this power? Scary. Yeah!

"... uh, why do you think I'm noble?

"I can't answer that because it's confidential."

Hmm. Mr. Sally, or just kept talking to the guild to be a solid back shield in making the nobility roster, or something directly from Mr. Haku again...

There's no point in identifying any of these information routes.

It is convenient to have the help of an Alliance.

... No way, Miss Receptionist after what Sally said about the 'last'?

Impossible, let's be vigilant.

"We are also aware that it is a double card. Exceptions are everywhere, so please align and unify with B-ranks as quickly as possible. Will they take the exam?

"... Ha, I'll consider it"

I clouded my words. He doesn't want to be noble until he's on the surface.

... Ah, but Nik showed the Lords a B-rank card - I wonder what to do.

"By the way, do you know what kind of M.O. it is about rookie hunting?

"Oh, then..."

I left their M.O. in pieces for now. Well, that's about the service.

... and I don't know how you're going to dispose of it. We need to get as much information as we can on the victim so far...