Lazy Dungeon Master

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!... Is that it?

When Gesuno woke up, it was a passage somewhere in stone. Kiwami is with us.

And my body didn't hurt, and Kiwami's face remained the same.

"Is that it?... right, it was a dream. I had a weird dream."

I don't know why I slept here, but I guess I got caught in a dungeon trap or something.

That can't be happening. The prey is a monster, the slave is a monster, and a silver-haired woman appears manipulating the iron golem.

Not to mention getting bogged down by a bunch of iron golems? It was a terrible nightmare.

But more than my body and Kiwami's face are safe this way, that was a dream. I can remember it too realistically and clearly, but it's a dream. Let's forget it. And Gesuno told himself:

"Kiwami, hey, get up"

"Nh... what the fuck, darling... is that it?

As Gesuno rocked Kiwami, Kiwami looked around for a moment.

"... what about the lady and the elf escort? What about that silver hair?

"did honey have that dream too"

"Dreams?... right, dreams"

Kiwami touched his face and replied so.

"So, where are we... Darling brought you here, didn't he?

"No, I just woke up, too. Honey, do you have any idea where this is?

"I don't know... aren't you in the dungeon?

It would certainly be a dungeon from the feel of the aisle. Is it part of the maze?

And I heard footsteps. Could it be another adventurer? No, there's a lot of them. Besides, it's a weighty and resounding footstep.

"Isn't this the footsteps of an iron golem...? That's a hell of a number, too."

"A flock of iron golems? … then let's run into this room and spend some time."

I remember being surrounded by an iron golem in my dreams, and a guessuno of thoughts that Sir could lose all his blood.

Was Kiwami also witnessing a massive amount of iron golems in her dreams, or choosing to escape without ridiculing Gesuno? Naturally, this one has only two C-rank adventurers.

But Kiwami hadn't noticed. That this door is more luxurious than the rest of the room.

This is the boss room in this dungeon. to be the gateway to further hell.

... Inside the room, it was like a castle lookout. But there was no one there, and there was a chest.

"Look, Kiwami! There's a treasure chest."

"Ma'am, Gesuno. I think the trap is set. Let's go carefully."

Fortunately during misfortune, there must be something useful in there.

As the two approached the crate, the door that came in closed with a baton.

And - it (...) came down.

Zugun! and the sound of the ground in my stomach. I stepped down on the cobblestone. It sounded galloping and deafening metal as I moved my body.

Spread your feathers wide and bring your neck. Red gemstone eyes that didn't make me feel alive captured the Gesunos.

The figure was exactly - the strongest species, the dragon.

"PULAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

A strange roar echoed into the room, like a metal whistle with different sounds blown together.

"Of iron...... dragon!?

"Come on, let's get out of here!

Abandon the treasure chest and look for the escape route and you will see the door that leads to the back.

The two of us headed there in a hurry, but the door was locked.

"Open up, Kiwami!

"Ma'am! No, I can't open this!

"Become... you're a scout!? Come on, open it!

"How can I open it if I don't even have a keyhole!! Boss, it was my room, this is it!

It was a door that wouldn't open unless you defeated the boss.

"It's not my fault! Because Kiwami told me to go into this room!

"You agreed too!? If you're a warrior, get rid of that dragon!

"You're not gonna make it, it's a dragon!

An iron dragon close to Gesuno and the others.

Not if you are arguing.

"... Honey, I have one suggestion. While one of them is holding him back, the other escapes to the entrance door."

"Oh, naturally, darling's going to turn me on, isn't he?

"What do you say there, me and Honey run off to the other side and get chased?

"... Fine."

And the two rush out in the opposite direction, right and left of the dragon.

The dragon is headed for Kiwami.

Gesuno was struck by its steel tail. It was too late to make a decision to escape, but this much can be avoided. I gave in to make a fuss,

"Ugh!

As if he also had eyes on his tail, he altered his orbit, knocked down Gesuno and pruned his consciousness.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!... Is that it?

When Gesuno woke up, it was a passage somewhere in stone. Kiwami is with us.

And my body didn't hurt, and Kiwami slept intact.

"Is that it?... right, it was a dream. I had a weird dream..."

I don't know why I slept here, but I guess I got caught in a dungeon trap or something.

… both visual.

"Kiwami, hey, wake up, please!

"Nh... what the fuck, darling... is that it?

As Gesuno rocked Kiwami, Kiwami looked around for a moment.

"... what about the lady and the elf escort? What about that silver hair?

"Is that, honey? Isn't that a dream? Have you ever dreamed of a dragon coming out?"

"Dreams?... Right, dreams.... Dragon? I didn't see it."

Kiwami answered that as she touched her face.

Haven't you seen the dragon? So now the memory I just had is that this is the dream?

"So, where are we... Darling brought you here, didn't he?

"Uh, uh, okay, let's get the hell out of here. I feel nasty."

"Huh?... shall we then hide in the room there"

The room Kiwami pointed to. That was the room that was attacked by a dragon in my dream earlier.

"You should leave that room alone."

"But I can hear footsteps, and quite a few."

Gesuno also heard footsteps. High number. Besides, weighty and resounding footsteps......

... If you don't remember Kiwami, maybe it was really a dream. If it wasn't a dream in the first place, it should already be dead, Gesuno decided to run away to the room, passively prepared.

It was also the decision to open the door without a chest.

"Don't be alarmed, honey. Like the ceiling."

"The ceiling? Nothing. What's Darling on guard for?

"Dragons, huh? Boss, I was wondering what the room was."

"Whatever the dragon is, boss, there can be a room."

Behind the room is a door that leads further back.... consistent with what I dreamed of.

"... I guess that door is locked. So, there's no keyhole."

"Huh? You know that from here?

"I'll keep the entrance door open here, so why don't you take a look?"

"Well, good... weird darling"

And when Kiwami went to check the back door...

"PULAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Painful in the ear, metal growl. The iron dragon abruptly appeared, as if he had been disappeared, where he was. I dreamed about it, it was in the form of a nightmare as it was.

"Hih... whoa, whoa, whoa!!

"Darling!?

Gesuno escaped at first sight. Abandon Kiwami and go outside the room.

- There were countless iron golems waiting there blocking the passage with only the right and left.

"Step aside."

It was hidden in the shadow of the Golem, but there was a slave in the dog's ear.

For some reason Gesuno's legs tremble.

Before the brown-skinned toddler, a fully equipped adult adventurer was frightened, a strange painting was there.

"It's weird, I should have erased my memory...... Nell? Did you work properly?

'I did. Wouldn't you just be able to turn it off for the fifth time? Even free memories of colorful fears dying are hard to erase, right?

"... I'm stuck. Your husband still wants to test the dragon."

Test? Your husband? You mean that blue-haired, no, doll? Dragon's?

My head is confused.

"What do you mean!? What's the purpose!?

"It's a test?... You have no choice, let's erase it carefully. It's okay, I've experienced that if I give you about an arm, you can recover it and you won't die. So don't be afraid to challenge the dragon - Nell, Possession"

"Aaaah! Application for possession!...... Accepted, Combined Ikea Sousu!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!... Is that it?

When Gesuno woke up, it was a passage somewhere in stone. Kiwami is with us.

And my body didn't hurt, and Kiwami slept intact.

"Is that it?... right, it was a dream. I had a weird dream... a dream, yes, a dream... what was that, a dream?

Gesuno, while confused, decided to wake up Kiwami for now.

There was no reason for Gesuno to know how many times it was.