Lazy Dungeon Master

Even today, the village of Gorene is a peaceful village.

Adventurer and peasant ordinary villagers were fully committed to loving the fields.

"Hey, it's a good field today. My dear cucumber, grow it big."

"Oh, the leaves are still shining today! I can't wait to see your skin, Dickon!

"Pfft, it's not moronic at all or showing the chills. I love it, but this is my potato. Apprentice."

Having been informed by the book they keep at Offton Church that "plants grow well when they talk," it became routine for them to talk to their vegetables, even though their beloved crops boasted.

At first, I suspected that plants were still alive.

There's enough cannibal plants in the monster to move, and you'll naturally be convinced here. If I pour out my love, I will grow up well for that matter, since I realized it was definitively obvious, I have no more confusion or hesitation.

And in fact, it tasted better.

Then there's no reason to stop talking.

"It's time to harvest."

"Kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukuku

"Hmm? What are you talking about?"

One of the villagers noticed something in the sky.

It's a small point at first, but it's getting bigger gradually.

Large body covered in red scales. of a featherless bat. On wings similar to that, reptile heads. It grows to a big horn.

The identity was a red dragon.

"Huh! You said it was a dragon!? We need to evacuate quickly!

"Hey! You've been after my field!? You bastard, get rid of him with my raised holy sword dicon! I'm gonna pull it out now. Just wait!

"You want cucumber!? You want three!? You want three, you nasty bastard!

"Damn, am I the only decent one! No, you suck and you run, you guys!

Red dragons of fire attributes, no, flames burning around my body. A flame dragon that specializes more in fire attributes than a red dragon?

As it approached the point where it could be seen, the dragon burst into the air. And then, guh, I opened my mouth - and breathed in.

"Yabe! I've never seen it before, but it's an absolute brace! The braces are coming!

"Oh, hey, can you leave my dice! I'll be out in a little while. Come on."

"Seriously, you're gonna die!? You can make dicons again!... and, uhh, wow!?

Shortly thereafter. Flames (braces) ravaged the ground.

"... so a corner of the village was burned by dragons"

"What about human damage?

"There wasn't. You're lucky to be unhappy."

Well, I snorted when I heard a report from the deputy village chief, Wozma. Well, I know because I was watching it on the map.

By the way, I thought this dragon, another unreasonable system like Lynn, had arrived, but I flew over to the top of Mount Zia.

It would be a wild dragon, but Itetsu would be able to deal with it...... no, is it subtle that we are flame-specific to each other? Let's hear it later. Oh, you could be Ledra's relative.

"How do you like it?

"Hmm? Right, let's just check the actual damage.... I'll take a look at the dragon."

So, I just came to see the field that was actually burned, but there was nothing else about the ground being glazed.

Looks like he was just burned to stroke normally. If we send a golem to plow it, we will sow new seeds in the evening.

"The top flame dragon in the Red Dragon, is it? I'm sorry if I really blew a flame like this, and it sounds like they played me."

"Oh? Because Mayor Kama is familiar with dragons? You're a first-rate adventurer."

"... Rokuko happens to be familiar. While I was listening, I remembered."

Let's shut up about the fact that there's a Red Dragon that I actually know.

"By the way, who's crying like their daughter was murdered over there?

"I'm the owner of the field. I grew it with salt, and the dicon was wiped out."

"Cucumbers are fine, because they were able to harvest, albeit a few! You're looking good in the dirt when it comes to potatoes, and you can eat what you dug up!

Oh, so today was the Jagabata Festival? I ate it, too.

A friend of the Dycon farmer, two similarly damaged slapped on the shoulder of a leaning Dycon farmer.

"Ha ha, this is the potato depths. Potato Victory!

"By the way, my cucumber got mixed up in a potato salad and delicious, huh?

"Temehe and the others are ghosts!

Unexpectedly, it seems fine and above all.

"Or Dicon didn't manage to stay where he could eat? Root vegetables?"

"It would ruin my plan to make the shiny white dice wear knee socks. Ooh!

"You... right. So you've been diving vigorously into the dungeon lately. Did you burn what you were collecting at home? All right, you can cry."

... it seems to be fine and above all.

Well, these guys are adventurers, and burning crops won't mean they die instantly. Looks like you can lend your gear out of your guild too...

Or when I get the report, it sounds like I was contrying in front of the dragon, but you're just worried about whether you're stupid, gut-sitting, confused, stupid, or if you had a secret to survive.

"Uh, well, it's good there wasn't a death."

"That's right, Mayor Kama. By the way, they're just idiots. Ordinary adventurers will either lose their legs and be unable to move, or they will flee instantly. You've been saved by the whim of a dragon."

"... well. Yeah, and you were burning down the house. Let's say we can stay at the inn for a discount while we're fixing it up."

"Oh, it won't be free there, will it?"

"You don't work when it's free"

Wozma sighed when she saw me.

Yeah, I'm putting myself up on the shelf? Anything?

"I'm fine, I don't have to work. It's a decoration."

"... I think Mayor Kama works enough, don't you?

Ha ha, I'll cover it up.

Even if you work, it's a simple job to sign a few papers a day. All the troublesome things about running a village are done by executives.

My job is about as good as showing my face when something happens, like this. Come and see the field.

Yeah, the decorative village chief is in a good position!

"Well cheer up. Let Golem help you, and you'll be able to farm again soon."

"Village chief!... I'll work hard and grow Dikon again! Now it's time to let him wear Neeso...!

"Right. Is there any seed left?

"Oh, speaking of which, he was burning with my house... leaving the field alone for a while..."

"Hmm? It's a waste to leave the fields empty. You want me to try and raise this?

I removed the Tensai seed from the [storage] while pretending to claw the sack I offered to my hip. He was frustrated trying to make a lot of money by making sugar before.

"Oh...... thank you, village chief! By the way, what a crop seed is this?

"Tensai, he's the raw material for sugar. The way you make sugar was supposed to be on the church bookshelf, so look."

But they should have let the recipe translate into strawberries and made it part of the fattening on the bookshelf.

"... village chief, where did you get that kind of seed?

"It's an Offtonian secret."

"Seriously, you're the best of offtonism...... thanks! Oyasminasai!"

"Wow, that's good.... Mayor, give it to me too!

"Me and me!

"Fine, but give me back what I used? You can have it in kind."

I even wanted a cucumber farmer and a potato farmer, so I gave him extra seeds. It's an extra seed anyway. Take it.

Oh, but if all three of us become tensai farmers, what can we call them... well, okay.

"That's Mayor Kama. When were you hands around?

"I don't know, it was a long time ago, so I forgot."

Oh, man, Wozma grinned and shrugged her shoulder.

... Did I say something weird like that?