Lazy Dungeon Master

Gozo, the Adventurer's representative, came to the village chief's office. I'm going to write an off-the-word scripture and listen. Best of all, Gozo said:

"We're exorcising the dragon, Kama."

"... I knew it was the only way"

While I was discussing it with Itetsu, some of the executives got the conversation together.

"What, you knew that, Kama?

"You had other hands?

"There isn't. Well, that's why you have to defeat the dragon if you're going to get rid of it, even at some cost - so you're here to ask our village chief if he has any hands on making that sacrifice very little.... He said if Wozma is a kama, he has a plan, but is it really there?

"There is."

I answered softly.... So, Deputy Wozma, what the hell are you talking about?

But the key here is to say it with confidence.

"Are you serious, Kama?"

"But this is also my secret hand. I want to organize it in small numbers so that the secrets are as secret as possible. Me and Crowe, more than enough strawberries."

It's hard to move in large numbers. If I had a secret plan, even a small number of people would go by. If possible, we decided to go alone, and I just want to get rid of it.

"You can't do that with a cake like that. Me and Lop are going."

Shit, just don't let the three of us try the dragon.

It would be natural not to give the decorative village chief that much credit. Especially about Nik, who is guaranteed to fight properly among us. Nik is the most powerful adventurer in the village of Gorene.... what about a village where young girls are the strongest.

"And from your part-time job, I'd like to take Setsuna with me."

"... uh, let Setuna protect the villagers"

Speaking of which, you had Setuna. He was an adventurer comparable to Nik.... They're dungeon officials, so it'll be easier to come, and it's a hassle, so let's leave a message.

"And that's it, isn't it? Wataru's coming, isn't he?

"... No, I'm not going to call Wataru?

"Yeah, I saw you walking into the inn earlier. Didn't Kama put you in touch?

I don't remember that. That debt brave bastard, why are you so early this month?

"Mr. Kama! I heard about the story earlier, he said there was a wild dragon out there!

- And Wataru came in without even knocking on the door of the village chief's office.

Were you really here... I wanted it to be a false alarm.

"Uh, wattal. Yeah, but not as much as you care, 'cause this is a problem in this village."

"What do you smell like water! I feel like I'm no longer a resident here! Look, there's also the Holy Mark of Offtonism!

That's what Wattal said. Wattal took the Holy Mark of Offtonism out of his chest. He's the most expensive golden guy I've ever sold. I heard you were a merchant or noble bought it, but you were buying it too.

... why don't you buy Nerne some too to match it? What, are you done yet? Maido.

"Oh, by the way, I'm also promoting Offtonism perfectly!

Hey, stop it. You're gonna be busy!

"I don't suppose it's an exaggeration to say that I'm no longer an officer of this village, an Offtonian Gold member?"

"I'm a Gold Member. Offtonism is a religion for once, so you're not a member, you're a believer, and you're not making a distinction based on the type of sacred mark."

"Well, well. But I'm still a brave man, so I'm sure I can help!

Normally if I think about it, yes, but if they move on their own, I'm in trouble...

... then would it be better if I put him under command?

"Okay. Then let's put Wataru in the crusade... Gozo, why don't we just go with Wataru? If you had a brave man, you'd have a hundred men."

"Oh, then let's go to the party with the caimas and me and Lop and Wataru"

"Oh, so that's the first job of Team Bacchus! Let's do our best, Mr. Gozo!

It's a drinking team. We're not getting along, you guys. And there seemed to be a gozo and a lop in "We" subtly. I didn't think there was such a difference in consciousness between me and Gozo.

In the end, the brave Wataru was to be in the face.... hmm, but let's change our minds about this. If you think you can push merit to Wataru if you have to, it's not all bad. Rather push.

... of the proposals that came out of the meeting, "This flame dragon was still a kid, so we could repel it at our party," the plan seems to need to be discarded.

You hit hard at first, then you flow, and then you don't seem to be able to do it if you have a brave man.

The formation of the Flame Dragon Crusader was well done, so we decided to get ready and head to the summit of Mount Zia as soon as possible. With mountaineering gear. I didn't even have to go out of my way to climb the mountain without Wataru or Gozo, but I had no choice. Let's think there will be reality.

"I asked you, village chief! Take my Dycon's revenge!

"There are brave men, and well, you're fine. Hey, the mayor of the village is the dragon slayer... don't wear foil"

"Hey, is dragon steak tasty? Mayor Kama, if you like, a souvenir..."

Receive the warm cheer of the villagers just before you leave.

Dragon steak in the direction of no...... Nik? Look, look who's here. Because I'm sure beef grown for consumption tastes better. Because it's not necessarily delicious because it's big and strong and rare.

"Kama! Are you okay? Have you forgotten anything?

The voices were surrounded by distractions, quiet at once.

But there was just Locco there. Was there something wrong?

"Hey Kama, are you listening?

"Hmm? Yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening. It's okay, I haven't forgotten anything."

"Did you have a weapon? What about the food? The handkerchief... Nik is using it now. Here, bring mine."

That's what I said. I take the laced white handkerchief out of my chest, and I push it against me, Rokuko. I smelled fluffy. I'm gonna sneak up on Rokuko and thumbs up. Strawberry, you planted it, or I see it.

"Not at all, because I'm not going. Not if I cheat, right?

"You know, cheating... is a dragon exorcism, right?

cheating, the villagers make a little noise on purpose again around the...... hmm? It's not like you don't know about Rokuko. As the owner of the inn or as a waitress in the dining room, there must be a lot of interaction with villagers and adventurers...

"Well, then, Kama, go and stick with me!... Hey, there you go, chi, chi... hey, anyway! Go away!

"Oh, stay, I'm coming, it hurts, I don't know if it's lightning up, but don't slap me."

Me getting bashed in the chest by a red-faced loco. What do you want? Are you there, Chew? I don't know who blew me in, but I'm not gonna do this in public. Figs skip dinner tonight.

That's why he started climbing while being dropped off.

By the way, I checked with Gozo during the climb, and it seems natural that the reason I was bothering was because Rokuko, my rightful wife (...), came over where I was bringing Nik (...) and stabbed the nail with 'don't cheat'.

No!? Rokuko is my partner and Nik is my pillow!? 'Cause I didn't do anything nasty!?... because you didn't!?