Lazy Dungeon Master
Secrets
At the end of the lunch break, we entered the Fire Cave.
Well, actually, it's a 'Fire Cave' dungeon area, just like our village, around where we were taking a break, so I can say we were already in.
"Speaking of which, Flame Dragon is said to be a child of the Spirit of Fire and Red Dragon, did you know? There was literature in the library in Teito."
"Heh, really? Is that why you specialize in fire attributes? Surely if the Red Dragon is joined by the protection of the Spirit of Fire, it can be said that it is invincible against fire. Did you know about Kama?
"... you heard it from someone I know before"
Me letting Nik and Ichika get ahead of me and then follow me. And gozo and lop behind me as if to protect me.
Wataru is in the same center as me, but this seems to be quick to handle both front and rear. You basically do nothing. You have a different role than me.
Gozo and Nik beat Red Lizard up and cut it off, dismantling it to a minimum so that the strawberries and lops don't squirt, and it becomes Wataru's [storage].
Me? Well, it's a bug in the lion of this squad just to show you the way Itetsu told you beforehand and direct you to the middle boss room in 5F where Igni is. Ha, that's a perfect role sharing.
By the way, if there is a way, the Red Lizard can be sprayed with red slime on a regular basis. The slime is physically invalid, so I deal with the wattal being some kind of bash. Brave men are amazing, magic swords seem to be the ones.
What, you're telling me you can teach me too?... Good for you, Nik, it's a corner and learn it.
"Phew, that's the third Red Slime, too."
"Sorry, I'm gonna turn around a little bit."
"Oh, again?
"Originally, if it's the route I checked, there's not supposed to be any red slime. That's the way I found out."
Turn back just a little. Was that a left, not a right, just now?
And that's where Gozo has spoken.
"By the way, I'm counting on Cama's secrets this time... isn't it time you told me? Content of the secret policy"
"Hmm, right..."
"I'm risking my life for an invisible measure, and I need you to be ours."
"I'd rather bet well on that."
"Well, whatever the plan is, I believe you."
Whoa, this decorative village chief, he surprisingly has credibility.
"Well that's good. It's my plan, but look at this guy."
"This is... that chili paste you were trying to feed to the strawberries earlier, isn't it? What's wrong with this guy?
"A certain muscle tells me Flame Dragons like alcohol and spicy things."
By the way, a certain muscle is the person (Igni). So there is no mistake.
I also checked with Itetsu to see if I could really let her drink because she looked like a toddler when she was humanized, but she doesn't have a problem with it because it's a dragon.
"For my [storage], I have plenty of liquor purchased in the dungeon and a lot of specialty tips for Mr. Kinue. Well, in short, you're going to fish with your liking and cat that gap."
"I see... I want to drink too. Split up a little."
"I'm getting the same booze for the banquet when I get home. I'm at work now, be patient."
"Hiu! Damn, you can't fail more and more. Hey, Lop, Wataru?
"Defeating the Dragon with booze isn't the right way to fight for Team Bacchus. It's crazy, Mayor Kama."
"You're a Yamatano Orochi! I understand!"
Let's ignore Wataru's Japanese mythology (Yamatanoorochi) statement.
And further back where I was convinced. That's how I got to the middle boss room in 5F, which was my destination.
"Oh, there you are."
"I'm eating Red Minotaur... is that the boss here who it is?
Looking inside the room, Igni was scratching Red Minotaur in dragon form.
I thought it was okay to eat the middle boss, but it seems to be Igni's guy who is in the upper level. What a costly daughter to eat. Engel, you're up for a factor blast.
"I'll go then. If you fail, Wataru, do the rest."
"Leave it to me, I'll pick up the bones. If you have the worst bones, you can resuscitate them!
What, does this world have resuscitation magic or something?
"Oh, resuscitation is 10,000 gold coins with or without success at 25%, but you can have it done until you resuscitate, right?
"... if Wataru will pay for it, fine."
Good. At least it was on a level that the average person couldn't use.
... Ah, maybe a performance by Mr. Haku to win the faithful. Like this, I could have used Doppelgenger (500,000 DP) or something.
If so, I still wouldn't be able to come back to life if I died. It's not strange if you say that the after-effects of resuscitation can cause memory problems and personality changes.
"Gu...... but if it's for Mr. Kama, I'll replace it!? I will also cover the cost of travelling to the Holy Kingdom!
And you're a light god. Wow, that smells like fraud.
Isn't that the only example of a successful resurrection?
"Well, I'm going anyway. It's convenient to be in the boss room, and just me and Crowe go in. Because I'll call you when the secret is transported to the end."
"Are you sure you're okay?
"I don't want to show my secret secrets as much as possible, even among the secrets. I'll keep the door closed...... yes, if I die, you'll know the strawberry with the collar. Then you come in, you run, you do what you want."
"... there's such a use on the collar of a slave"
The slave collar seems to tell that when his husband dies and is released.
Well, I'm not dying.
"Mr. Kama, is that why you kept these two as slaves?
No, it's to keep me from telling you the secrets of the dungeon.
"Hey, husband, if your husband dies, does that mean you're canceling dinner tonight? Yeah?
"No, because you're not dying, are you?
"Sometimes, in case!
"Okay, 'cause when it goes well, I gently strangle the strawberry twice"
"Er! Light? Do me a favor?
"Radio Contact by Slave Collar......!? You mean" Slave Collar Communication, "Mr. Kama!
What's the title-like name of that thin book series too?
Anyway, Nik and I go into the boss room and shut the door.
... Don't take a breath at last.
"Oh, there you are! There it is. Oh, you want some minnows?
"Hey my voice is big. There's a chance the brave ones are listening."
'Oh, well. I'm sorry. I forgot. "
Igni scratches his pompous head. By the way, the conversation took place in Dragon, so Nik tilts his neck.... Normal human language also makes sense. If Wataru was listening anyway, it wouldn't change, would it switch? You'll be fine if you whisper.
"So, what are we going to do from here?
"Oh, for now, there's a brave man outside the room. Shall we pretend that the secret is through?"
And I removed the barrel with the liquor barrel and the chili paste from the [storage].
"Look, it's a souvenir"
"Alcohol and spicy things? He really brought it to me."
"By the way, I know you do, but this is the number two situation in the meeting."
'Hey, hey, you can drink this, right? Right?'
"... before we do that, shall we check the situation? Number two, remember?
'Er, uh. It came with an extra one, but I could just leave it, right?
Oh, you know.
By the way, number one is my one case, and number three is the one that came in with the extra one.
When I was number three, I wanted to make the more complex farce ad hoc according to the situation - to put it plainly, I wanted to avoid it even as far as I was concerned because I was going to need a super advanced advanced tech called ADRIB to read the air. Thanks for your help.
"Well, that's why it's a situation where we can afford a little more than that. You can pinch it if you want. You need to smell the liquor so that it doesn't get unnatural."
"Really!? Wow! I love your uncle!
"Who's your uncle? Igni's older, isn't he?
"You're my dad's friend, then you're my uncle."
"... at least call me your brother"
Thank you, brother!
All you have to do is detain Igni, who pretended to be drunk, and call them in, and have them pull the restraint off there and run away. And it would be perfect if you could witness him running away from the mountains somewhere.
It's a little painful that I'm supposed to travel right around the corner homecoming, but it seems like it would be well deluded and above all. Ha ha.
'Wow, what's this! Atashi, I've never had such a delicious drink! This one is... hard! What is this? What is this? Spicy and delicious! Wow, the red minnows are moving on!
"... Hey? Keep it on track, all right?
"It's okay, Atashi. It's strong alcohol! Ha ha, it goes well with this spicy minotaur meat! Want to try your brother too?
"No, I won't."
... hmm? I don't know, I've got a bad feeling about this, huh?