Lazy Dungeon Master

After I left Meekan, I was on the move for my second lodging town.

Now it is a rocky place, and although there are shadows there and the prospects are slightly poor, it was plugged into the fact that security is good because it is a major street.

... Yesterday's accommodation was good inside. Because you slept properly in a private room, it's very different from a tent in the camp.

And, stop at the bathroom break. If there are shadows and no enemies, it's just the right spot.

After a short break, I decided to stay for lunch.

"Phew..."

... Humans, physiological phenomena are more than living. I'm no exception. Rokuko is an exception because he is a dungeon core.

"Ah, Master Kama. Excuse my neighbor."

"Wow!? Why are you here? I said go, I'm using it!

"Well, well. There are men in the Knights who want to take Shon with them. I wanted to try it myself, but now I think it's just the right time!

Sikina stands next to me while I say so.

"You're a woman! So you can..."

♪

... Oh, speaking of which, this guy was growing arrows now because he caught the magic drug 'Futanal'. I forgot. Or was it still growing?

"Hey, Ma'am, it's convenient! Ooh."

"Don't tell me, you shameless daughter. That's not what girls say."

"Whoa, excuse me. But this was tough until I got used to it. Anyway, there are two pee-pee holes, and if you don't put the force right, it leaks out of both. So here's the thing about the lower body, all the time."

"So don't tell me more about it. Girl doesn't say pee or anything"

He's still the one who's not going to stop when you leave him alone.

"... erm. Or was it still growing? When won't it disappear?

"In the eyes of the captain, he said it would disappear within a year... but you're no longer a complete part of yourself. No, it's my body from the beginning.... you know, you're starting to feel like your own child. Where I grow up big when I stroke you."

"Uh, uh, well, that was supposed to mean that you're going home to the Imperial City, wasn't it? Um, are you okay?

I didn't mean to hurt your daughter for once - but I'm getting more extra parts.

My parents are going to tell me something if they find out, and I'm a little wary.

"Well, I think I can hide it if I just go back for a short time..."

"It's okay. Whatever... I know who I am, man! With this body!

"That's why I'm worried about you!

Don't say that's how you grew up, even in fact. No, really, please? Don't bother.

"But well, it feels like you and your master have gotten along so well! Is this what you call a carry-on? I'm thrilled."

"Something like this...... something. Please don't do this again. Because it sharpens all kinds of spirits"

"Yea! But... Next time, we'll meet Dr. Wataru and Lord Gozo."

The next victim doesn't seem to be me, so I decided not to say any more.

If you follow a snake badly, you'll be in trouble...

*

After the meal, I remembered that I was the only one out of company the other day when I exorcised the Flame Dragon. I was a little curious, so I decided to ask the strawberry what was going on around there for a second.

"Hey strawberry spinner. I just want to ask you something."

"What?

Mm-hmm. Somehow, the first thing that bothered me was that Igni was alert but Itetsu was lightly accepted.

"Why didn't Igni do it and Itetsu was OK?

"Sora, do the digit problem."

"Digits?"

When I asked back, the strawberry snorted.

"Even when it comes to character. Yes. First, Igni and Itsu and Itsu are better. And Itetsu is too tall."

"... I don't know why."

If you mean above, shouldn't Itetsu be more and more fearful?

"Hmm, it's easy for your husband to understand... is it the difference between flour and fields? Igni is flour, Itetsu is a field or"

Oh, I'm getting a little bit of what the strawberries are trying to say.

In short, there is a difference between knowing its value at first glance and not knowing it.

For more analogy, trucks and skyscrapers, dump cars and the planet. Which one of you hit it and the damage is big, like?... a little different?

"Igni is, well, as easy and strong as we can tell. Itetsu... I don't know. For now, I'm talking to your husband, and he's like," I guess he's a good guy. "

"Is that it?"

When I say that, the squid is in my ear, and that's where I talk so I can hear it.

"By the way, your husband.... Speaking of magic only, maybe your husband is there too?

"Huh?"

"Your husband is a brave man. Then you're quite powerful, naturally?

"... but me, I'm not doing any training?

The strawberry shrugged her shoulders and sighed. What kind of gesture is that like, "Oh, man, I don't know about your husband"?

"Your husband does it almost every day [Creative Golem]. This is magic, haven't you forgotten? And I've heard that meditation and faith can also be elements of magic."

"... wasn't sleeping a training thing?

Speaking of which, the first time I played Dungeon Battle, I used [Creative Golem] with my magic hanging up a lot and drinking mana potion, and now I'm completely out of that. I use mana potion in bottles and it doesn't taste bad, so I do occasionally.

"And then there's the story of using up magic and sigging in the reverse repeatedly to increase resilience and maximum quantity. This one's real. Suspicious."

Well, if the depletion continues, the resilience will increase, and if you do, the maximum value will increase. Although the authenticity is suspicious.

"Well, this is our guess... suppose I had a hundred talents because I'm a brave man. Let's just say Wataru split this between 50 and 50 for strength and magic? So your husband is a hundred to magic. Tsujitsu will fit."

"Ooh. That's a strawberry. That's a convincing story."

"And do you know how much magic your husband can use himself? Only on his own."

……

Yabe, I can't imagine. Because even though 'I can do anything I could imagine' is magic, that cap?

You know, it's a "yes" or "no" two-choice question, "Is your answer" no "? You're such a contradictory question."

... Speaking of which, I was unsuccessful in trying to summon strawberries in a [Samonger Goyle] adaptation before, but that one should be able to go if it's a modification from [Metastasis] or something. If you have enough magic.

"If you can't answer instantly, that's the way it is. In fact, we, Gozo and Wataru don't really know how strong your husband is. Magically."

"Physically?

"If you're out of your clothes golem, can we push you down? Play nice with Pavela's dick and lose enough."

Oh, you lose. He said he was out of clothes golem. Well, you have to use magic. I'm confident you will.

"Hey, am I actually amazing?

"Now?"

I say like a strawberry is out there. And think a little.

"I don't know... about the battle... your husband's magic was so powerful that the magic of Igni, who was next door, was wiped out to see it? Do the S-rank you can afford when it comes to magic. In actual combat, I'd end up being approached without a clothes golem... but with a clothes golem, I could even cross over with a B-rank adventurer... yeah"

You got your thoughts together, strawberry pointing at me again.

"Objectively, is your husband awesome?

"Oh, wow."

Apparently, I'm amazing. Well, if not, I'm talking about how I can be anything but a B-rank adventurer.

... No, well, it's almost Conne. This dragon exorcism is also connected with Itetsu.

"Oh well, this evening at the Great Bore meat that Seniors Nik has been hunting for. I boiled the meat that Wataru sliced into thin slices."

"Shabu-shabu. Is there a sauce, too?

By the way, there's shabu-shabu in this world, too. He said that Ishidaka, the brave man of the food, was among the many spreads.... Didn't you spread the blood drain or something?

I told him, but it's possible it didn't spread. Because it's a golden technology.

"... what about magic that can drain blood in an instant?

"Hmm? What a sudden. But it's convenient. Can you?"

"It's a space-time system or a water system again. It doesn't seem like it's impossible to transfer all the blood out of your body or let the blood gush out of your wound..."

"That would kill me in one shot if I used it on a living human being. Oh, your terrible husband."

Hey, don't be scared. Convenient magic is supposed to be instant death magic.

... This is what we call, "Depends on who you use"?