Lazy Dungeon Master

So, it quickly becomes a liquor serving by bringing in liquor and knobs from a nearby tavern.

Inside the dwarf is not Dada. If a dwarf with a jock like a barrel of alcohol appears from there, he will toast with Gozo.

So, besides me, Rokuko, Figs, and Niku were well involved.

"Master, do you want a drink? Here, have a drink. No, no, no.

"Hey strawberry, don't pour it. You're a lot drunk."

"Sora Dwarf inside Yamon, don't drink. What can I drink?

Yeah, have some juice. You're a slave, but you're a free dam, aren't you, Ichika? Well, fine.

"Or that's Gozo's locality. You're full of alcohol."

"Ha ha, hey, can we drink more and more?

"I'm gonna stop because I seem a little sick. Hey, Rokuko."

And when I looked at Rokuko next door, Rokuko was opening the jock perfectly.

"Pfft... I think juice tastes better after all..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

"It's me!

"Shikina, are you serious?! Don't drink to your kids!

Gently stare at Shikina waving at the other side of the table with a flicker.

"Huh? Lord Rokuko is a high elf, just like Master Haku, isn't he as old as he seems?

"You don't have the same ear shape as an elf in the first place, how can you go wrong there"

"It's up to you to have that kind of magic prop or something. As much as I grow down there myself, I can do whatever I want with my ears, maybe!

"No lower stories? Too bad elf...... hey!?

As I preached to Shikina, who was drunk, I also had the feeling of touching her from under the table. When I trembled and pulled the chair, there was Nik, who blushed with a puffy look.

Once again, I'm stuck on my leg.

"To, Cro? What the fuck are you doing?

"... your husband's smell..."

"You're drunk!? Hey, who is it? The one who gave Crowe a drink!

"Huh? Wasn't this juice? hahahaha."

"Rokuko, it's you. Oh!

I almost said Nik in public. Damn it, what the hell. No one's sane!?

Where can I evacuate...

"Kama, over here!

Anita the receptionist! Legitimate Aunt Lori! Now we win!

I retreated to Anita holding Nik, who was clinging to Rokuko's leg.

"Are you okay, Kama? And you, those kids."

"Thank you...... can I have some water?

"Yes, please... Oh, my God. This was alcohol. The water's this way, this way."

I also received some water and let Rokuko and Nik drink it. When I put the cup closer to my mouth, each one of them drinks a pinch of water that I try to bite a lot at the end of the cup...... nagging. Don't want to caress me by accident. If my hands weren't blocked, I'd have stroked them.

"Wow, kama, kama... mmm..."

"Master... Ooh... Sooo..."

And I fell asleep. This toddler girl is breathtaking.

I decided to head to the inn to put the two of us to rest... but speaking of which, it seems like I hadn't decided to stay yet.

"Hey, Wataru. What about the inn? I'd like to give Rokuko and Cro a break."

"Oh, if it's an inn, it looks like Mr. Gozo's parents are staying there."

"I see. Gozo, where's my parents"

"Oh? Oh, did the ladies crumble? The house is right there. Hey, we're gonna pull out a little bit. Let me show you the cameras."

Gozo led me through the banquet, and I headed to the inn with Rokuko and Nik.

... It was a shame earlier, but if I didn't have this golem assist, my hips would definitely suck. Even though it is a young girl, it weighs quite a lot if we are both.

"Speaking of which, what is Gozo's home doing? Cantara's parents are blacksmiths, right?

"We're a mining adventurer."

Specializing in mining, does that mean there will also be a golem of metal chunks near here?

"I have a dungeon with a mining point for the ore. It's where I can take the ore steadily, but the monster also leaves normally. I mean, the adventurer's place of work."

"Heh, is there such a thing?"

Sneak up on the DP catalog. Apparently, there are mining points like that for metal at lower unit cost. I guess a mining point is also a dungeon equipment. It was a treasure category.

Can you do mining points because they are cheap or are they cheap because they have mining points? Well, I guess both.

Maybe it's just not in my catalog, but it's possible that precious metals like gold, silver, and misrils have to look for monsters or natural mineral veins.

"And here we go."

"Forest Honey Pavilion". Close enough to the guild, it's a solid three-story inn built of stone. It seems that quite a few similarly stone two-story houses are Gozo's home.

"Me and Lop are going to use my parents' room, so why don't we just take Wataru, Shikina and Kama's room? That's four rooms."

Gozo goes to greet the master of the inn. The innkeeper was not a dwarf, but a bear-eared beast man.

That's just the neighborhood and I'm familiar with it, and the conversation seems off because we've been seeing each other for a long time.... I just want to give you a break.

Gozo came back scratching his head after waiting for a while.

"Hey Kama. I didn't have a room. I could only get two."

"I don't know... I don't have a choice. Then let Wataru and Shikina sleep in Gozo. The inn will be used at our party."

"... well, those guys have the possibility to drink it down like that today, okay?"

You don't have to worry if you leave it to Wataru about Shikina... they both look drunk though. Whatever you want, you can cross the line, because I can use that as an excuse to push you to the wattage.

I was able to secure the inn room safely, so apparently I can give Rokuko and Nik a rest safely.

... Am I resting too?

In the next room where I put Rokuko and the others to sleep, I spread my offton and lay down.

When I woke up, I was being pressed for something soft.

……

It's warm. I felt comfortable for that, so I thought I'd try to sleep twice. I wonder what this po po po and soft stuff is. It's not the feel of off-ton. It touches my face... it's wrapped in cloth, but the contents don't seem to be cotton or anything like that.

Or slightly alcoholic. No, it smells pretty booze. Hey, seriously, aren't they holding this?

I looked up, too.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

It was a strawberry. Why am I being used as a strawberry pillow?

Think calmly with a confused head.

... I'm sure this is how it flows.

One, tell them that Gozo left us at the inn.

Two, strawberries also come to the inn to rest.

3. The innkeeper will show you to our room... Correction. They'll show you to my room.

4, Drunken strawberries, stay off-ton IN.

Five, the night dawns and ends in the morning. Here and Now.

Something. You think me and the squid even looked like a couple with kids?

... Well, okay. It's a better situation than sleeping alone with Rokuko.

Well, what's the matter? Waking up where you're sleeping is bad, and I can't move because I'm held tight.

Yeah, let's go to bed twice for something we didn't realize.

I came up with such a lovely idea, trying to get back into position just now - well. That's gonna make me nod my face on the strawberry chest, but isn't that just as bad? It's also pretty tight to be at close range to look up at this position, the face of a strawberry.

"Akan, I can't eat this anymore, but this is ours...!

"Wow!?

Suddenly I was hugged and forced to bury my face in the valley of strawberries.... Smells like alcohol. But you can breathe enough.

This is force majeure because it came from a strawberry. There's nothing wrong with burying your face in your tits because strawberries are my slaves in the first place. All right, OK. Sleep twice.

And when I closed my eyes, the strawberries moved my body around.

"Mm-hmm... what a dream... giant curry bread... ku, if you're dreaming, don't hesitate to bite it... uhh"

Hey, did it happen at this time? What do I do, get up? With your face buried in your tits?... hey, pretend you slept! The best way to get past everything is to oversleep here!

"That... some kind of hug... ru?!

I found the strawberries stiff with the bicun. Well, you're already close to your body, and you can hear your heart.

"To, Senior Nik... no, here... your husband?

Dark hair, but not me and Nik's anymore. Looks like the strawberry noticed right away too.

Pretend I slept, pretend I slept. Easy. I'm asleep, so let's just say I wasn't relieved... rather, please.

"Where are we in the first place... ahh, don't forget to drink too much yesterday... inn? Um, why are you and my husband... hmm?

I hear strawberries beating faster. I'm sure it's confusing.

".................. Ha!? Right, pillow business! Let us get drunk and get that momentum!?

Why does that happen!? And I keep pretending I slept, suppressing my desire to scratch. When I get here, I'm gonna have to keep pretending I slept as hard as I can.

"Nothing. I would have done it anytime if you hadn't bothered to tell me. Oh, but as for your husband, who doesn't have boobs? Yeah?

Pough, pough, pough. Strawberries stroking my head when I say it looks illuminating. No, I'm not. And I'm a foot fetish, but it's not like I hate boobs.

"... Oops, Akan did it by waking up your husband, who's moving poorly and sleeping. Dangerous. Hey, Nick. Nice to hear from you."

That's what I said. Strawberries hugged me gently so I could hold my head. No, yeah, I don't know what to do.

"... more than that, nothing to chew on..."

I don't know what to say, but should I be deaf?

Let's just decide not to ask and go to bed.

By the way, Nik came after this and taught Ichika "how to get out without waking your husband (me)" and took him out, so I didn't notice anything safely. Maru.