Lazy Dungeon Master

After the tea party, we were supposed to talk about "favors" in the same flow.

Rokuko is also present...... or is moving on Mr. Haku's lap.

Because of that, no, for sure, Mr. Haku smiles so much.

... No, well, Rokuko has been hugging me right in front of Mr. Haku, so Rokuko is sitting on Mr. Haku's lap and holding him to fool Mr. Haku.

But, well, I'm talking about a favor. I'm sure it's a hassle.

"So, sister. What do you want me to ask for?

"A favor, a dungeon battle."

Here we go. Plus, dungeon battles and stuff are too much trouble.

"... er. Is that it, another battle between you and us?

"Oh, are you going to fight Sister Haku again? If it's revenge, I'll take it and stand! The kama."

"Oh, I'm not. It's not like Rokuko will fight. In other words, Rokuko won't have to do anything this time."

Mr. Haku strokes Rokuko's head with a smile.

"What I'd like Mr. Kama to ask for is an assistant… or should I say advisor, no, producer"

"Producer, is it?

I overhear words I can't hear in this world.

The first thing that comes out when I hear it's a producer is an idol or something.

I'm not sure what the best job is. At least I'm sure it's not the kind of job that just taps the screen to fit the rhythm.

"It turns out there's a dungeon in the meadow just between the Empire and the Demon Nation recently.... They thought there was nothing there, but there was a dungeon on 600 (newest lot)"

"Six hundred, I see you're in sync with me."

"Ha, so?

"So, the core of this dungeon has been asking us for help. Help me because the devil will kill me."

"... Huh? To Mr. Haku?

All the while, I accidentally cut my mouth off.

"Is there something wrong with me?

"Uh, I heard they call me the backcutter from the core of" Fire Cave "."

"Oh well. Apparently, the Devil's Country rioters have determined me to be a dungeon joining our faction, and they've already challenged me to a dungeon battle. It's the prep period now."

Demon country. When it comes to the core of the demonic kingdom, what comes to mind is Core 666, Idee.

Though he seems to call himself Rokuko's best friend (but also writes as a hater).

"Speaking of which, Idi also said duel duel, didn't he? I wonder if the core of the demon kingdom is too soon."

"Right, because those guys are barbarians who duel for greetings. So, basically, I don't take it to life, but the loser's absolute obedience to the winner is the rule."

Like an instant slave if you say hello and fight and lose? What are you scared of?

"... So, the core you've been asking for help wasn't originally in the faction?

"I know it was the Beast King faction because it's animal based, but they couldn't reach me. … you won't be able to help because the place is too bad to contact."

Uh, you have limited means of communication...

On top of that, the Devil's Kingdom and just in the middle of the Empire. Plate pinching or something, it's too bad. If the Beast King faction and the others come in from the side, it's going to be too big a war.

"That's why I've been dogged asking you to take responsibility for me and help me."

"What are the chances that he's going back to the Demon Kingdom?

"There's a chance of another spy. What do you think?

"You don't have either. I know you're not lying, and in that country, 'The weak die. Or die."

... Isn't it strange how to use "or"? I thought so, but he either dies now, or he dies helpfully. Doesn't "die" change after all...

Still, tournaments are open every year in the Devil Nation, where you think it is necessary to show a core stand-alone force? When you expose yourself to something unusual here... you think the treatment that follows is as you suspect?

"By the way, this core is rabbit-shaped, and you can say you don't have any fighting power."

"... that's unlikely to belong to the Devil Nation."

There is one rabbit in Shura's country. It's obviously bait.

"Well, as for us imperial side, I don't care where that core died. Where I originally thought nothing was gone, that's what makes nothing different."

"... then why are you telling us to help?

"Mr. Kama would let the demons blow a bubble, wouldn't he? You don't have to win, even in a fight. Around there, Mr. Kama would do well, wouldn't he?

Oh. I see. Is that why you're a producer, not an adviser?

... I think it might be Mr. Translation's tea eye.

"Rabbit-shaped... sister, is that possibly 629?

"That's right. Oh, if you were talking about bullying Rokuko, I'd abandon you, wouldn't I? Do you want Mr. Kama to finish it well?

"Oh, no, rather, 629 was treating me normally,"

"Then let me help you. Nice to meet you in that direction, Mr. Kama."

Apparently, I know Rokuko. And you picked up your life, 629.

"... so, what's the reward or something?

"The reward would have been paid in advance. Rokuko's permission for a hug."

"Ahai."

"If you lose, revoke the Hug Permission."

"Good luck, Kama! I'm here for you."

Mr. Haku laughs at Nico. Yabe, I don't know if I'm serious.

"... By the way, I just want to get back to the dungeon once, but then can we make it? It took me days to get here."

"It won't be a problem. It's just a minute to" White Beach, "and if you're going back from there to" The Cave of Desire, "right? Tell Wataru and the others that Kama will send them with my [metastasis], and that's fine."

Oh, well, if you ask me. I forgot the original route.

By the way, [transfer] is proportional to the distance and number of people consumed by magic, so even Mr. Haku seems to have a level where [transfer] between Teito ⇔ "Caves of Desire" has to rest for a day or two. I guess I stayed overnight in Zia or something before I could get an inn.

That's why it takes too much magic to get to the 'Cave of Desire'. Transfers without a transfer bus [transfer] are tough, but nothing is wrong until the 'White Beach'. In fact, they sent me during the previous dungeon battle.

"Let's take this opportunity to remind Mr. Kama and [Metastasis]. [Transfer] You can exchange it for one scroll and three massage chairs."

Whoa, this is a pretty good deal. I don't know if tens of millions of [transfer] scrolls would be good for three massage chairs if I normally traded them for DP, you bought them!

"I appreciate that...... and speaking of which, Mr. Haku and I use [metastasis] alone, didn't you say [metastasis] is a magic skill to use in a group in the first place?

"Mr. Kama can do it. That's right, brave man, the amount of magic is supposed to be unusual. In the meantime, I can assure you that anybody from Teito to White Beach can take one person back and forth in [Metastasis]."

Mr. Haku tattooed me.... but this probably means bringing Rokuko to visit the Imperial City, right?

And that's not normal. How magical is Mr. Haku that even the amount of magic can only be guaranteed up to that distance?

"Sister, what about me?

"Rokuko is... um, you're still in danger. I wonder if a hundred more years will be enough. But at the current pace of growth, heck, ten years... no, maybe we'll be able to use it in a few years?

Magic weighs (in polar theory) that much more if you live longer. So when Mr. Haku and Mr. Haku and this executive can use [metastasis] on their own... (except for Misha)

"... All right, Kama! Remember [Transfer], and date in Imperial City!

"Ok... Gu, ku...!... Rokuko, let's have a date with me? Right?"

"Of course, sister. I want to date your sister too!

"Rokuko......!

Um, Rokuko, are you sure you're doing this vegan? No, I guess it's vegan. Mr. Haku looks familiar, what I'm talking about, but give him a break.