Lazy Dungeon Master
Rabbit Dungeon 1
"- So a store that sells healing that sells the cuteness of rabbits. Build Rabbit Cafe"
"Cuteness! If it's cute, I'm confident. I don't want to lose my hair!
And, Micah made (...) and posed as "Heh heh".
We ignore it and keep talking.
"... you mean cuisine?
"It's tough to ask a rabbit for that... there doesn't have to be a cafe. Get in touch with a cute rabbit and get some healing time. This one gets DP for it. It's Win-Win. Well, it might be easier to understand if I said 'Fun Zoo'... how about that?
"Um, well, I don't think the great guys have hands that don't work because they have pet owners, but I'm a little bit of an adventurer. First of all, when you see a rabbit, you think it's meat?
Yeah, that's what I thought, too. Whatever Misha was, Nik and Ichika were looking at the rabbit with those eyes, too. At first I came here today.
"But, well, I think I can go"
"Ho. What's the basis for that?
"Look at that."
That's where I pointed. There were Rokuko and Niku who could play with Ichikaku rabbits.
also a young girl surrounded by mundane. Cute and cute, but they look the strongest together.
That nik who only looked at rabbits as meat. Then even Goblin Fetish Rokuko plays with rabbits for fun.
"... uh... we're starting to feel like we can go when we see Senior Nik, too"
"No, but for that we need to see rabbits first, not as meat, but as cute animals. It's this strawberry you need as a trigger."
"Nkiyu!? Is that me?
Suddenly I was told the story, and the strawberries of Worrabit trembled.
"I see, I mean, trying to get strawberries to be clerks?
"Ultimately, it will. You can have them live normally, but you register as an adventurer first. And ask the newly made rabbit dungeon to come along with a team of adventurers who will come to investigate, where they will direct the rabbit in the direction of loving it"
"... I see, I mean, when I say it in martial arts, this' invite 'shit!
Also referred to as Sakura in Japanese terms.
"But a new adventurer suddenly gets a request to explore the dungeon - oh well. I need Misha to help me out there."
"Oh, you're right. In the meantime, let's have it ready in C-rank Adventurer status as well. I'm Misha, and you promised me you'd cooperate."
At a time like this, it's convenient to be in power and Zubuzub.
"Oh, such a big role, will it serve..."
"... Shall I follow you too? Instead, maybe just one or two outsiders at first. So, it feels like practicing and making a flow. Okay, I'll get you an adventurer-inspired outfit. Strawberry, go with Rokuko and see what kind of gear you have."
"When left to me"
Yeah, figured a strawberry wouldn't help. I feel like the most common sense person in our dungeon.
This kind of thing is me and Rokuko throwing away common sense as a premise, and Nik doesn't know common sense, and even the Rays have a skewed perspective on the dungeon as much as they want.
You can count on me, strawberries.
... but who made a debt out of gambling and fell into slavery is the best common sense dungeon we have...
Come on. If you think deeply, you lose.
"Well, that's why. Quickly, let's say the dungeons have them, Micah."
"Ooh, I get it! What can I do for you?
"Right -"
And so we went into the creation of a new dungeon.
Even so, I made it right away because I don't have much to make.
I asked Misha to put out a request to investigate the dungeon.
"Dungeon Investigation of New Discoveries. Capacity 2 people. C-rank or higher. Reward: fifty copper coins. Notes: Discoverer Accompaniment '
Since the Worrabit strawberries are the discoverers and one of the quotas is filled with me, it's a request for a substantial quota. Strawberries will mean D-rank adventurers.
I thought it would be quite cheap for a day's work, but Misha said, "This should be enough for a good customer to join us."
So, what a b-rank adventurer, a guy named Tokoi, who has applied to it with an actual capacity of one.
It's not my first look. He's an adventurer I remember seeing in Imperial Capital a while ago. You're tough on the face, but you like to take care of your kids.
This dungeon investigation also seems to be like, "If you're young enough to get hurt, I'll see how it goes."
"Nice to meet you. I'm Tokoi."
"My goodness, it's a strawberry."
"Nice to meet you. Keko (...)."
I decided to [super transform] and escort the right woman in order to prevent her from finding out.
I can't be transformed into a non-existent being, but I thought I could be transformed into someone who felt like I saw it in Japan, so I could. Besides, he has brown hair with hair dye.
I did it to a woman because it's easier to support strawberries. Physically, I can manage with cloth golems.
... there can't be anyone I know here, it's a perfect disguise.
I'm the one borrowing my body on my own, so if you have any complaints, I don't mind you coming and telling me. I'll change it to someone else when I get a complaint, so thank you.
In this regard, Misha has also been asked to prepare a provisional identity for the C-rank. It's a disposable existence that sneaks away when this thing is over. Higana.
"Is this your first time investigating a new dungeon?
"Yeah well. Where's Mr. Tokoy?
"I have several times. But still, a dungeon is a substitute for an individual, completely different look. Don't be alarmed because you don't know what's at stake."
And you're saying something so sweet to me, but I'm afraid of my face, is it because I sound like I'm threatening to say, "Whoa, Rookie's not a foot puller, Cora"?
Strawberries were so freaked out right now. You know there's no danger, but it's amazing acting... eh, I'm just scared of Tokoi's face? That's right.
That's how I flew the carriage while we chatted to get to the purpose, to the new dungeon, The Rabbit's Rest (which, as it stands, calls itself).