Lazy Dungeon Master

Note that this conversation is taking place with Idee next door.

As a matter of course, Idee (and then Rokuko) had heard all the declarations about squeezing them out.

"... does that mean I'm going to be charged unreasonably high?

"Oh, I wouldn't worry about that. Just squeeze it out at the right price. You pay for Mr. Kama's services in this inn satisfactorily. That's all, right?

"Totally, the boulders are your grandfather's enemies (both) and ten-rankers (in the top ten), Master Haku. But you convinced me to do it?"

"I'm just telling you the truth, so there's nothing wrong with that. In the first place, if there's a problem, we're not gonna talk about this squeeze in front of you or Rokuko."

……

Idee meditates a little on her eyes and turns her thoughts around.

"… is complete. That makes sense."

And I was told very clearly. Well, that's good.

"Kama, I mean, what do you mean?

"The point is, as an inn, it's okay to pay for a satisfactory hospitality."

"I see. It's easy to understand."

Rokuko nodded as well.

And speaking of which, here's one thing that bothered me.

"By the way, Mr. Haku, there's only one suite in our inn... because Mr. Haku stays in the same room?

"Where else do you want me to stay? You wouldn't call it a general room… etc."

"It's not like we're supposed to be hosting guests… how about talking about sisters in Rokuko's room. The bedding in Locco's room is equivalent to the suite. The price..."

Dunn, and a gold coin bag was placed on the table from Mr. Haku's [storage].... 100 gold coins are likely to be in there.

... I tried to say that with the suite price set aside. Did they give you a ride? I can't let you pull the stuff out, and for Mr. Huck, he thinks this is all you can get out, and I'll take it.

"It's for one night for now. I'll give you more if it's not enough, though?

"No. Enough."

"Hello, Master Haku? True or False, are you willing to charge me for my stay?

"Exactly. I won't do that, 666. This is my pocket money."

Then it's good, and Idee seems to have decided not to mention it any more.

"Hey Kama, don't decide on your own.... Well, there's no other toko that can treat Sister Haku properly, okay?"

"Whoa, I can count on Mr. Haku's hospitality. I left it to Rokuko."

"... I'll leave you to it. So, Sister Haku is staying in my room. I'm just gonna clean up the room."

"Oh, I'm fine with Rokuko's room as it usually is?

I'm embarrassed because you're messing with me.

"... would you like that? Whatever, I can help you clean up."

"No more! Don't be mean!

That said, Rokuko sits in the middle with a slightly red face and goes to clean up his room. Mr. Haku dropped him off satisfactorily.

"... Oh, by the way, Rokuko's safety is guaranteed because he has all sorts of secrets when it comes to studying abroad. I will also send Misha to the Adventurer Alliance in this village for the duration of her studies, so I can guarantee the safety of the dungeon."

"... Misha is the guild master of the Empire, right? Can I come here?"

"I'm just asleep anyway."

If it's Mr. Huck's assurance, it's like he's safe. It's like he's not... well, okay. I don't even think Mr. Haku would harm Rokuko, and I'll leave it to you.

Come on, Master Haku. You said "Locco's safety is (...)" now, but I'm not covered, am I? Wouldn't you? I'll just have to stick to Rokuko perfectly and make sure he doesn't leave and get coverage as a result.

"In the meantime, this time, I'm expected to be able to stay for two days. 666, if you want to go home, put me in touch via the Adventurer Guild, okay?

"Yes, I understand, Master Haku.... Nevertheless, I am intrigued by the fact that a lodging for fifty pieces of gold a night. If you're not convinced, I don't know what to do."

"Oh, it's okay. You think you can't trust my guarantee?

"No, Master Haku, I trust you. That's enough for me to decide that if I'm not convinced, the Rokuko Inn when I'm studying abroad should be a 'village'... oh, of course I won't let you do that? I can't guarantee Rokuko's master."

A dusty and challengingly smiling Idee. 'Village' would of course mean a human ranch that is not at all good for Rokuko's education. Are you kidding me? Let's do this. And you're not gonna let me get my hands on you either. Please.

"Well, Mr. Kama is fine."

"No, promise me about me too..."

"Yeah, I'm fine. 'Cause I also believe that Mr. Kama can treat you well enough to convince Idie."

Um, I'm putting some pressure on you. That's Mr. Huck.

"By the way, our inn is by human standards, but is it okay to feel the same way that we humanized the Demon Sword type core?

"... I'm sure Mr. Kama can do that?

"Yeah...... what do you think, Idi?

"It's all right, Rocco's master. I'll give you a decision based on the Ningen criteria, not to mention the cleanliness with which I honestly offered the nightly rate first. - Of course, if you're comfortable as I am, I'll add you."

"That's good. Also, you can call me the village chief in this village, the master of Locco, if you say so in public, it's unnatural."

"All right, village chief. So you can call me Master Idee, too? He's a national guest, so he's got a pretty good attitude."

"Yes, I did, Master Idee. I will treat you with all my heart in this inn, the" Dancing Doll Pavilion "as I cross the border. Please relax."

When I say that, Idee, you're gonna look like a fool. Hmm? What's wrong?

"... I'll show you around. Fine, treat me the same way you've always been."

"Oh well. It's a pain in the ass, so it helps."

"Instead, we're gonna get some hospitality from the inn, right?

"Oh, I'll take care of that. It's a human standard."

... Then I don't know if it's really worth fifty gold coins myself, but let's fully indulge in the hospitality of this inn!