Lazy Dungeon Master
Footprints of Chaos
"Excuse me! Your Majesty..."
A soldier walks into the room and hears the king.
"Hmm, okay.... later, minister."
"Ha, I'll take care of it"
And then he left us... and the Kingsguards who followed him, and the wizard in the robe. There will be no people at once.
All that's left is me, Locco, the minister and the maid.
"So, what the hell do you want us to do?
"Yeah, let's start with the brave bracelet. This will also be your ID, so please put it on."
When the minister slapped his hand, the maid put two bracelets on the tray and carried Kyou.
I'll take it, but it's suspicious. I mean, isn't this definitely some kind of slave collar ID? That's why I looked at Locco.
"Locco."
"I know."
More importantly, Rokuko doesn't seem willing to wear it either.
And just accept the bracelet, and the minister shows difficulty in seeing that we are unwilling to wear it.
It's my turn here.
"Oh, can't you get there?
"What, isn't this something you use in your hand?... Oh, you had a different culture. But you don't want to wear something like this bracelet. There's a lot of psychological resistance."
"Well, does that mean you're not in the habit of wearing a bracelet in the kingdom of the brave?
"At least around me, no one put ornaments on my arms"
I decided that. It's not weird to have a guy with a magic caged gaze from the side, so you're not throwing up?
The bracelet is what you wear and use on your arms after you hold it in your hand, and it's natural that you have a different culture, and you really don't want to wear any of this suspicious stuff at least.
Well, I haven't always had the habit of wearing a bracelet around me. You weren't even stylish like a silver wrap around your arm, me.
"... when it comes to ID cards, you can just show them in your hand, right? Or is it inconvenient if you don't put on your bracelet?
"No, but the antitheft magic is hanging, so I was wondering if you could put it on."
"Then string it through so you don't lose it and keep it down from your neck. So, what's the problem?
……
"No way... this country has clothes but no strings...? This doesn't even look like a reward to me. Let me think about the request for a moment. Oh, for now, I'll show you how to make strings. Look, strings are elongated -"
"There it is! There's about a string! Hey, maid! Bring the strings! For two!
"Oh good. Isn't there, don't threaten me? Totally bad for the heart."
Avoid wearing the bracelet in this way wrapped around the smoke. The brave man's bracelet was to be worn with leather strings and kept down from his neck.
And here I noticed a magic formation written at the foot of the room.
... I just saw a string called "Not Hey," "Masuda Kwaima" and "Involvement Type".
Yeah, okay. Confirmed. This is Leona's fault. Only me and Leona who used an appraisal on me know my name correctly in this world as "Katsuma Masuda".
At least the guy who developed this magic formation is Leona. I don't know if I drew it myself or if I let people draw it.
"So… save the crisis in the country, was it? What do you want us to do?
"The work of the brave is more determined than in ancient times to crusade the demon king and market... marry the princess of our country -"
"Not required. Look, don't you see?
That's what I said. I smiled good and held Locco's shoulder. Rokuko trembles and leaves his weight with me afterwards. Nice reaction.
Or you said you'd be home after work, and you're conflicted about marriage or something, right? It's an absolute trap, isn't it?
"My country is polygamous. All you have to do is leave seeds behind."
"I refuse. Because my home country is not allowed to have a monogamous wife or multiple wives."
"This is a Dyde country, so there's no problem."
"I'll be honest with you because you don't seem to understand it in distant rhetoric, but being recommended to do so in front of her is offensive in itself. You won't be motivated to do your job unless you get paid well."
"... excuse me for this"
"Well, this time it was a joke, let's just say. There are cultural differences between us."
"Thank you, brave man."
and the minister bows his head and shows. Sounds deliberate.
"So, may I think about the response for a moment? Suddenly they tell you to crusade the Demon King, but you're not ready for your heart. Write down what you do and what you get paid for it because you want to consider it."
"... OK, brave man. Okay, let's take you to your room for now. Can you wait while I prepare for all of this?
So the maid guides me out of the room. They will deliver the work conditions and other documents after dinner.
"Go ahead, this way."
"Oh, you can have one room."
"Yes, I did."
Hmm? No, well, that's fine. The minister hatched me. That fits right in front of me, and if I leave poorly, I don't want to taste bad and leave.
That's why Rokuko and I were left alone in the maid's room.
Guests have one bed. There are windows, but I'm not going to be able to get out of here on the third floor. Unless you can fly in the sky.
It's simple, but it seems like a proper room, not a cabin or something. For once, would you handle a common person level customer? Well, the bed looks a little narrow for the two of us to sleep in.
So, Rokuko seemed tired and gave momentum to the bed and lowered his back, seemed stiffer than he thought, and groaned "loosely".
"Ahhh...... but cama, what does this mean? This is Dyde country, isn't it?
"At least Leona did it."
"I wonder what the hell you did..."
"I don't know. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure Leona did it..."
At least it doesn't seem to go beyond the walls of the world. I didn't even meet God in particular, and I wonder if he's some kind of metastatic system that uses ritual magic through multi-person cooperation using magic formations.
"In the meantime... shall I leave you standing still or some sort of reconnaissance out? DP Summoning, Rats, Birds"
"Right. I've never had a lot of information in this situation."
Rokuko put out a rat and a yellow bird that wasn't weird anywhere and sent them to reconnaissance. DP is convenient after all.
"... Ah, there's also an email in the menu feature. Let's text Mr. Huck."
"Well, Sister Haku might be able to help us. - Oh?
And, Rokuko sees the menu function, but the email function was no longer available.
"... in maintenance?
"I don't think that's for my father."
Then I hate to think about it, but this too, I guess Leona is his fault...