Learn Martial Arts

“Phew...! Phuh-huh!”

When Valencia can't spit out a boiling curse in her eyebrows as if she were convulsing. Next to her, the secretary twists her mouth with both hands and grumbles with laughter. Sarah was staring at Baek Hyun with her absurd eyes.

“You... you... crazy...”

I wanted to curse even more because I felt like it, but Valencia stopped spitting that much. Baek Hyun felt resentful for his gaze.

“What's so weird? ”

I know because I've tried Sarin Black. How comfortable it is to have clothes that don't have to be changed or washed. The clothes on top are as comfortable as this, but how good would it be if you could do this, especially sensitive and caring underwear? This type of artifact was most greedy as a white man with no greed for weapons or armor.

“Wash it!”

Valencia screams.

“You just have to wash and change! What are you doing in your underwear? If I said I'd make an artifact, hunters from all over the world would be lining up...! ”

“You came all the way here because you wanted to give me an artifact. ”

“That's right. ”

The secretary smiled and received a horse.

“Master, underwear is also an artifact. You have to listen to the client. ”

“You want me to make underwear...? ”

“What's the problem? I'm not just making underwear. I need you to add this. ”

“Yeah, what do you want me to add? Can you make it look bigger when you're wearing pants? Or boost your vitality? ”

Valencia snorts and spits. Sarah shrugs between her legs without even knowing, and she arms with a fat face.

“I don't need that. ”

“Hey, what kind of confidence do you have? ”

“You can have enough of me. ”

It wasn't a bluff. It came. The secretary gathers his lips, Valencia picks them up and laughs.

“I can't believe you did that. Underwear, underwear... yes, underwear. Seriously... underwear? ”

“What else can you make? ”

“I asked you that. ”

It was a polite question, and Valencia was bitten and stretched. She stabbed her hand in the coat pocket over the chair. It was a big revolver that got out of there.

“The possession of firearms in Korea is illegal. ”

“It's a world where hunters with bare hands blow people's heads off. ”

“I saw this in a movie. It's a six-shooter. ”

“This isn't it. It's just the master's taste in the form of revolvers. ”

“That's cool.”

Baek Hyun looks at the Revolver. The black glittering surface was engraved with unknown patterns and letters, and something similar to "giraffe" was twisting inside. There was a huge difference in the amount and density, but there was something similar in the secretary.

“I can't shoot this. ”

“Shoot me. ”

“Are you crazy?”

“It's okay, so shoot. We should check the power. ”

Valencia aims her revolver's rifle at Baek Hyun. Baek Hyun focused his mind and set up a sensation day. He was expecting a big shot.

There was no gunfire. Magical bullets were fired without sound. Baek Hyun immediately stretched out his hand and raised his head. Finally! The chair he was sitting on scratched the floor and pushed back.

‘Stop him on this street? ’

Put your hands in the air! Valencia was appalled by the speed of Baek Hyun's reaction. The same surprised Baek Hyun. No speed, no power. It was too much to say it was just a bullet fired from Artifact.

“... power is fundamental. ”

“Basic?" "Power does not, of course, change according to the competence of the person who writes. You can change the type of bullets. ”

When I said that, I had no interest.

“Master, you must have wanted it. ”

The secretary is distracted. Valencia also feels motivated when she sees the look on the white man's face. Though he seemed to be a visiting magistrate, his pride has only been an obstacle since he came here. Valencia dresses like she wants to see a coat hanging from a chair.

“And this coat! ”

“That?”

“I put the Hunter's inventory functionality in my pocket. But what does that mean? There's only Abyss' stuff in your inventory! ”

“Yes.”

“But not this coat! Only I can make this coat pouch without covering up Abyss and the real thing! ”

“Oh.”

Baek Hyun burst into short elasticity, and Valencia poured a dish full of tableware into her pocket as she could see. The coat pockets did not swell at all, despite the large amount of soup and chopsticks.

“Ohh.”

Baek Hyun opened his mouth and clapped. When I saw Revolver, I was completely inclined to look at the coat. A coat like that doesn't have to be Abyss, but it can also be useful in reality.

“This coat can also be worn inside Abyss. ”

“What about the stuff in your pocket? ”

“Of course I can take it. ”

“And your phone?”

“I can take it, but what do you do with it? Abyss has no radio. ”

Yet it was a greedy coat. As Baek Hyun shines his eyes, his secretary roars at Valencia.

“It's all over. ”

I needed a big room to make sure I got over it.

“Stand up. ”

Valencia clashes her hands. Baek Hyun stood up at his head and did as he was told. Sarah turns her head whenever her feet come through the porch. Valencia stretches her coat, and she punches her chest.

“Hit one. ”

“You?”

“Then who are you going to hit instead of me? ”

“Really?”

“Do it quickly! ”

Even so, Baek Hyun grabbed his fist. I didn't know how much power to give, so I threw a moderate fist. Oops! I stare at my chest and reach for the invisible barrier.

“Wow.”

Sarah claps and Valencia smiles.

“One more time. ”

Valencia scratches her fingers. Recently, a man called Battle Desire, who was as gentle as a dead rat, lifted his head. Baek Hyun held his fist again.

“Mas...”

It was also before the secretary warned me. Fall out! I crushed the shield of Baek Hyun's fist coat, and I'm stuck in Valencia's boat. He kills the power just before, but at a completely unexpected moment, he punches into Valencia's prestige.

“Ugh!”

Kim Chi-won poured out on the floor of the living room.

*

“I'm sorry.”

Baek Hyun bowed his head and apologized. The secretary was rubbing the floor of the living room with a mop of water, and Valencia was covered on the couch with a pale dull face. On the TV movie channel, of course, there was a movie going on, and Sarah enjoyed her feet and tramples watching it.

“No, not to do this. Just because you told me to hit you...”

“Shut up...”

Valencia still felt like her stomach was turning upside down. It was pretty much better, too. When I put my fist in the first place, I knew my gut was really cut off. Because she was a preliminary apostle, if she were a normal hunter, her gut would be completely cut off and if she were just a human, it would be instantaneous.

“You should have done as much. ”

“She was fine at first. ”

“How much does that make you think you're going to kill people? ”

“I didn't try to kill him. ”

“I would have died if I didn't have a shot! ”

A grumpy Valencia stands up and shoots like that. Then, with his plastic gloved hand, he grabbed his paw leg and twisted his face as he saw Sarah tearing it apart.

“Delicious?”

“Yes.”

Valencia murmurs as she touches her sick stomach. I wanted to try it because it's Haksen in Korea, but I couldn't eat it in the mood right now.

“... so. What about Artifact?”

“First of all, with your underwear. ”

“His underwear is real...! ”

“I liked your coat, too. ”

I was struck by the pouch that I could put the item in as much as I could, rather than the defensive function.

“How about a coat? ”

“I hate to brag. Not trousers? ”

“There's nothing wrong with that, but what about defense magic? ”

“I don't need that. ”

“... the weapon? ”

Baek Hyun raised both hands. Valencia's cheeks are shaking. She came all the way here with the desire to see how the best weapons she had ever made could be used by the best skilled human beings. I didn't come all this way to give you panties and trousers.

“... no. Pick a weapon. ”

“Both hands are more comfortable. ”

“There's nothing bad about it! ”

“You're the first person to see a master vomit. I'm sorry if I humiliated you, but would you accept a weapon? ”

The secretary said as if flirting. Baek Hyun ponders for a moment and nods his head.

“If you say so. There's no harm in having a weapon. ”

“Thank you.”

“Why should the giver be grateful...? ”

Valencia murmurs, shaking her shoulders in disgrace.

“What is your preferred weapon? ”

“Not bare hands?” Of course. "”

“You can use it all if you get dizzy. ”

“Don't be vague, be clear. ”

With a frustrating expression, Baek Hyun is locked in his thoughts. It doesn't have to be, but what's not so bad about having a weapon.

No. His body alone could do everything a weapon could. Hand blackening is sharper than a blade, and a strong weapon is faster than a bullet and more powerful than a bomb. You can punch the blunt airway with your fist and shoot it with your foot.

‘Auxiliary means.’

What Baek Hyun needed was not a weapon that could be used in combat by itself, but a weapon that would allow him to fight better. I was saddened to think so. Baek Hyun recalled the fights he had fought so far.

Those happy memories. Fight, fight. The moments when the opponent tries to kill me, and I try to kill him. When you feel annoyed at a moment like that? Or when it bothers me. Not just before defeat. It is not a third party entry. That's a...

‘I want to hit you more when I can't hit you. ’

When the opponent is faster than me. I hit him, but when the opponent couldn't stand it and flew back. When you sit down or fall. When you have to stop hitting and chase the opponent.

If you had a weapon you needed, it was a weapon you could use. But where is the weapon that could be used?

“Why is he wearing chewing gum? ”

Sarah grumbles as she sucks the tray water with her left foot leg in her hand. At that moment, Baek Hyun turned his head. Sarah Frost, who was blushing without even trying ten days ago, became Kim Sarah, who sat with her legs twisted and filled her soju cup.

“What?”

“Him. Why is it chewy?”

“Originally, superheroes wear chewing gum.” Ironman "doesn't wear chewing gum. ”

“He's not a superhero, he's just a hero. Look, superhero Captain America is chewy, right? ”

“What the fuck are you talking about? Why is Iron Man just a hero, Captain America a superhero? Obviously not the opposite? ”

Sarah turned on the binoculars in her eyes and refuted. Although Civil War was about to happen between the two, Baek Hyun was not interested in which one of them would fit in as a superhero. I just don't know why the cheek popped out. I wonder if that's what I saw on TV.

“Ah.”

Spider-Man was on TV. Baek Hyun stares at Spider-Man, who shoots a web at his wrist for a while.

“That.”

Baek Hyun raised his hand and pointed to the TV.

“That's it. ”

“... you're still wearing chewing gum. ”

Valencia said with a trembling expression.

“Or what, you want me to make a suit like that? There's an AI voice in your head, you know? And the sky?”

“No, the sky can fly without a suit. ”

“So what?”

“Let me shoot a web from your wrist. ”

“... wait. ”

Valencia sighs with her sleepy head.

“Please, can I tell you something that I can easily understand? ”

Baek Hyun explained the form of the 'weapon’ he drew into his head, borrowing Spider-Man's webshooter. At first it was Valencia, which was called bullshit, but the more I heard the story of Baek Hyun, the more serious my expression became. Sarah and her secretary opened their ears and listened to Baek Hyun.

“Yes!”

At the end of the story, Valencia shouts with her fist.

“How good would it be to say that?! I got it, I got it! ”

Valencia now has the brightest face since she entered Korea. She recalls the story of Baek Hyun and conceives the form of the artifact, and unfolds her imagination about how Baek Hyun uses it. Valencia raises her body, feeling her hands tremble.

“Once you've made your test work, I'll contact you when it's done. ”

After exchanging contacts, Valencia smiles brightly. Even though Sarah wanted to make an artifact, she wanted to end it first.

“Underwear and pants. ”

“Got it.”

“If you're a king, make me an underwear instead of a weapon. ”

“I knew it!”

When Valencia and her assistant left the house, the living room was empty. Sarah has yet to tear her paw and pour soju.

“I like Iron Man better. ”

“Yes.”

“What about you?”

“Thanos.”

“You're a bad guy. ”

“I had no choice but to balance the universe. ”

Baek Hyun sat across from Sarah as she said so.

“Someone had to do it. ”

Baek Hyun turned the TV channel to thank the inspiring Spider-Man. Sarah screamed from behind, but since this was Baek Hyun's house, the channel rights also existed for Baek Hyun.

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