Let Me Be Reborn

Per King Salla's command, the bystander lifts the pouch onto the scale.

At that brief moment, my senses crossed.

In retrospect, it doesn't seem like a very good life.

It was always my role, and my family came first. I never warmly reached out to the cold or the poor, and I had no memory of volunteering to anyone sacrificing me.

But I didn't do anything particularly mean or commit a crime. I was a mediocre person, neither good nor bad, in moderation.

What are the results?

“Oops ·”

“Why? Is something wrong? ”

I got up out of the chair without being curious.

Surprisingly, the seconds of the scale pointed to the center.

The sack of good and evil is perfectly level.

“That's odd. Your good deeds and your evil deeds are exactly the same. ”

“What happened to this slope? Half a hellhole? ”

It's not half fried.

In my humorous jokes, King Hera frowned slightly and muttered as if trying to communicate. Does he have bluetooth in his ear?

“· · Yes. I'll take care of it. Hmm. The executive ruled. ”

“Supreme Leader? Is there anyone else above you? ”

“Of course I'm asking. I'm just a lowly god who rules the underworld. ”

Well, there's a lot higher than a king.

Is there such a thing as an emperor · · · or a rooftop emperor?

“By the way, Great Sage, how did the verdict come to pass? ”

“You will now be lubricated. ”

“If Yoon Geum · · · · is reborn? ”

“Yes, you will live a new life with the memory of your past life in the Three Thousands. We must build karma in our life and be judged again. ”

“Yes? Another verdict? ”

“Yes.”

“So you want me to live this boring life again? I don't want to.”

“What?"

My reaction suddenly opened the eyes of the great king.

Is that the first person I've ever hated to send it back?

“I haven't seen much of you wandering the Ninth Heaven since the unjust death. I thought it was finally over. One more time? No, I don't want to stay. Just take the verdict from here. Even if you go to hell, I will follow you without a word. because my life was hell anyway. ”

“Huh! That's not fair. This is a place of judgment, not of your choice. ”

“Oh, come on! Just let me go! ”

I screamed like a child. In response to my violent reaction, both the spectator and the Great King of Sallah blurted.

Yeah, well, what more do you have to die for?

But I'm already dead.

When I shouted, I threw my face and pride and began to mourn.

“Honestly, I've never been happier in my life than being born smarter. I've been studying at my desk for over 20 years, and then I was stabbed to death by my cheating wife's boyfriend. By the way, do you know why I died? It's a small dick! Oh, I'm sorry. All of a sudden, I'm excited. ”

“ · · · · · · ”

“I found out later that my wife was a very unclean woman. When I was being investigated by the police, I noticed that political relationships aren't really two-legged, they're octopus. No, I'd rather ask for a divorce if my nights are not cold. I make good money, so I guess I wanted to keep that. ”

“ · · · · · · ”

“How is being reborn any different? You said it was fate. I don't know if you've ever lived, but I've seen that destiny suck. ”

The reason I left Nine Heavens behind was because I had a grudge left.

When I became an original, I followed his mother around in my soul.

She denied the charges to the very end in the prosecution investigation.

It's wrong to cheat, but you didn't tell the boss to kill me.

However, CCTV investigations revealed details of what happened that day.

After I fell down with my knife, her mother tried to bury the cancer with her boss instead of calling the police on 119. It was designed to look like a local business trip and went missing.

Eventually, she was arrested for murder teachers and cadaveric organs.

Afterwards, the torrential fire that came out of the reservoir near Gyeonggi-do looked down at my body, and tears poured out. Please don't let my parents see all this misery.

The daughter left alone was trampled on by the snow, but it was cleaned up without a clue. When my parents found out about my wife's unfaithfulness, they did a genetic test to confirm her identity.

“· · · Even my horribly caring daughter was not my child. I'm an idiot. There's no resemblance at all, but I never doubted it. ”

“ · · · · · · ”

My complaint grew longer, and King Hwang Ra and the spectator were listening to my story without shouting a word. Was it compassion?

“· · · No more foolishness. Life left me with nothing but misery. And now you want me to live again? How could you be so irresponsible? I can't. No, I can't. God wouldn't do that if he had a conscience. ”

[Haha. I heard he's a real jerk. Send him up, my lord.]

Suddenly, you hear a loud rumbling sound from the air.

Who is it?

“We've got trouble. God is angry!”

“Shi, what god? ”

“God is watching all judgment. He's nowhere. He's everywhere. You just blasphemed. ”

“Oh, no, I don't know about that."

It was blasphemy that brought him his conscience.

Damn it, I'll warn you if you do!

“Well, then what happens to me? ”

“I don't know. Now we do what he wants. I've already left my hand. ”

Don't be so irresponsible!

Then the background turned dark, and a spotlight lit up somewhere. Suddenly, I felt like I was moving space on the stage.

“This is a power struggle. ”

“Well, well, well. Where am I? ”

“God's space. ”

“What's a power struggle? ”

“God.”

“Who are you?”

The answer seemed to have been answered at the same time as the question, but the subtle answer was faster.

Does this make any sense? What answer do you have before you even ask?

By the way, I thought it might be possible to call him God.

“You don't have to say it. It's enough to think about."

“ · · · · · · ”

“From what I hear, you've got a lot on your plate. So, I don't have a conscience? ”

“ · · · · · · ”

“Listen carefully. I must have rolled the same dice on all the humans. As a result, someone was born with more talent and a good look, and someone had to endure less talent and misfortune. But how can you not accept that this is also your natural destiny? ”

“ · · · · · · ”

“Unfair? You had a better brain, too, didn't you? Wasn't it enough for you to study for three hours that no one else had to study for 10 hours? That was the talent you were given. ”

“ · · · · · · ”

“What? It would have been so much better to be tall and · · · big? Haha. Poor Humans. You're not satisfied with what you have, you're obsessed with what you don't have. ”

“ · · · · · · ”

“If you're hungry, fine. If you end up unfair, I give you one privilege in the next life. I'll let you distribute your intelligence, your height, and the size of your penis without touching anything else. 300. ”

“How much is all that? ”

A question popped out of my mouth.

God still answered before the question was finished.

God told me again.

“It's entirely up to you how to distribute the number 300. However, the consequences of that are also your responsibility. Do you understand?”

That's how my second life began.

* * *

I opened my eyes.

I don't know the ceiling. It looks like a studio from the sight of the room.

Mirror. Where's the mirror?

A cramped room with a cheap wardrobe and a computer.

When I entered the bathroom, I saw a mirror installed in the sink.

“· · · Damn! It wasn't a dream, right?”

Unknowingly, a profane insult appeared.

When I just opened my eyes, I thought I had a long dream.

I fell asleep on the train on my way to the conference · ·

But it was all real.

I died once, and was reborn. I've never seen him before in my life.

The Grim Reaper who was tasked with escorting me to this end said:

“The principle is to erase all memories and be reborn. But in your case, with God's special consideration, you entered another person's body with all of your former memories. ”

“Are you saying that your soul has changed? What about the one who changes? ”

“Never mind that. I'm going to pick one out of every one of them anyway. ”

“Aha! I'm relieved to hear that. By the way, God told me to distribute the number 300 however I want · ·”

“Well, how do you plan on sharing that? ”