Let Me Be Reborn

I had the help of a Marathon warrior sock, but three times a day was definitely too much. Given the time when the horse was in such a state for three times, a third of the time when he was awake would have been erected.

As soon as I lay on the floor, I fell asleep because of the fatigue coming.

How long was I asleep?

Someone wakes up with a whisper.

· · · Get up, Dorhoon. ”

It's still dawn. I can't see my face because my opponent flashes me on his cell phone.

“Who's there?”

“It's me, Holy water. ”

“· · Water molding? ”

“Yeah. Let's go to the sauna. ”

Time says 6: 00 a.m.

It's usually a little early for me to sleep until 8: 00.

“What's with the sauna all of a sudden? ”

“I got some coupons for the resort. We're trying to get away from each other, but there's only one spot left to put you in. ”

“Us?”

When I lifted my head, two boys who had already prepared were waiting by the door.

One was a 17th-grader named Kim Tae-young, and the other was a second-grade overrated priority. The same guy who did 100 pushups as an example because of Kang Chan-hyuk.

“Brother, get up quickly. ”

“Sunbae, if she doesn't wake up, why don't you just take Chan-hyuk? I'd be up all day getting my ass kicked last night. ”

“No, he's awake. ”

As I was taken to the holy water while I was asleep, I headed to Sauna. I was busy enough to wear two slippers as a pair, but I was somewhat awake by the time I got to the sauna.

“Why did you leave so early yesterday? ”

“Me?”

“I was looking for the kids to go to senior class with them, and they're already gone? ”

“I'm a little tired. It's been a long time, and I haven't followed my body as I thought. ”

“Yeah? Well, it's been two more years since I boarded with you during my freshman winter break. You deserve to lose your senses. ”

While Tae Young and I first went into the pool, Sang-soo and I smoked cigarettes in the smoking room.

Cigarettes are the best morning meal right after waking up.

“But who is this member? ”

“First of all, I'm sorry I froze you yesterday. And Tae-young is scarier than she looks. You haven't told her, have you?”

“Yes.”

“Khh. He's a big hit. ”

“You hit a goal? ”

“Yeah. I bumped into him yesterday teaching boards, but I don't think he picked the right one. He's just a natural comedian. ”

“Is that so?"

Honestly, the first-grader doesn't even know who Chan Hyuk is. Why do you care about boys when all the women don't remember?

“Anyway, be careful. They don't know you're a student. First of all, I'm not a bad kid, but it's a lot of brotherly stuff. ” '

“Sophomore? ”

“Yeah. He didn't even go to the army. After all, when you go back to school, we'll take classes together, so get to know each other a little better. ”

“Yes, brother, but I'm going to stop by the bathroom. Suddenly doubling. ”

“Yes. I'll go in first. ”

I ran to the bathroom and sat in the left toilet.

Morning poop after morning. It's supposed to taste good together.

[You're up early. How are you feeling?]

‘Fair enough. ’

[Target Turf Girl. Mission has two days left. Please disperse.]

‘Ew! Yesterday was a great compliment, but it was ruined by the late Mamumi. ’

[But I'm glad I nailed the relationship.]

‘Don't worry. He knows how to open it, but he doesn't know how to open it. ’

[That's not true. I can hear your voice and think of all the things you can do with an item. Collect 4500 points to buy it. By the way, I have a coupon for half off, so that's 2500 points.]

Then why is it half price 2,500, not 2250? ’

[Max discount width up to 2000 points.]

‘That's very detailed. You're a sociopath, aren't you? ’

[Have you forgotten? We are aid.]

‘Yes, I did. Well, personality doesn't change that easily after 40 years. You even told me not to harvest black-haired beasts. I'll never let my guard down. Mayumi.’

[Given your meticulous personality, I don't think you'll be left behind.]

"Tell me"? I hit you, you don't get hit. You're waterproof, aren't you? ’

[Yes, you can soak it in the Mariana Trench.]

‘Don't overdo it. I know that because I'm going in the tub. ’

After I finished pooping, I went into the sauna, and three men were sitting in the tub side by side talking to each other.

* * *

“It was before admission, and I once left Kibe in my community. ”

“Kibe?”

“A keyboard battle. Like Agari Fighting. ”

“Aha!”

Taeyoung was a natural moonlighter.

He had a knack for expressing predictable stories and was proud to laugh at people with them.

He was still sitting around the bathtub with his classmates, unraveling his recent experience.

“Why do you say Megal these days? A totally extreme feminist organization. ”

“Uh, I've heard of it. ”

“Maybe he was a member there. So Sochuny averages 6.9 centimeters, which is a big headache in my comments. ”

“But what's a Hanam Cow? ”

“Korean man, small pepper giveaway. ”

“Huh? There's all kinds of bullshit. ”

“Anyway, I'll show you with my own eyes that Korean men are never small." ”

“So you met him in person? ”

“Yes, because the community is a little off. Anyway, I met him at night and entered the motel after I got sick with Soju Ned on the first train. ”

Gulp

The two men fell in love like black holes because Taeyoung's speech skills were so good. An unfamiliar internet off especially for ordinary people, or a stimulating one-night story, aroused the curiosity of men.

Taeyoung hesitates and raises curiosity, and the impatient Holy Water has urged him.

“I entered the motel, and what, so I did, and I didn't? ”

“Of course I did. ”

“Awesome! So you ate the first girl you met that day? ”

“Yes.”

“· · · Was she pretty? ”

I interrupted even the silent first.

Since the man who was energized enough to be called an angle was about to open his mouth, it was a part that I could guess how impressive Taepyeong's acceptance was.

“The conclusion is that the intermediate process is even more amusing. My nickname was" Remnants. "”

“Remaining?”

“What does that mean? ”

“Yes, she asked the same question. What the hell does a nickname mean? So he told me to let you know if I broke my heart. ”

“So what? ”

“He must have been drunk. He was so nervous, he took off. ”

“Ha, you're good at this. And then?"

“So I'm asking you to tell me what you mean again. So I'll let you know when I open my panties, and I did. ”

“Crazy! Hehehe. ”

“You're really taking it off? ”

“The moment a woman comes to a motel with a man for a drink, she'll arrest me. ”

“That's right. ”

“I'll see what I can do. ”

“I took off my pants like that, and then I took them off. So, hook up and my stuff pops out. ”

“Hehehehe.”

“Honestly, I've never been anywhere near as big as a dick. That Megal was also Hannam Sochuny, an average size 6.9, and she looked at mine and was stunned. He looked at me with a big, fat face, and he said, [Does it all fit? And I said," So what's left?] ”

“Puhahaha! Is that what's left of him? ”

“You crazy son of a bitch. Khh.”

“Hehe, that day was amazing. She's a sophomore at the university, and I told her I'm from the same school. ”

“Weren't you a civilian back then? ”

“No, I'm over 20. Anyway, I think that's three times the day. ”

“Yay! You've done your justice. ”

“Anyway, she won't be able to talk like Hanam Sochu again. You've tasted my greatness. ”

It was when Taeyoung stretched her legs wide.

He soaked his feet in the bathtub.

* * *

“Anyway, he's not going to talk about Hanam Sochu again. You've tasted my greatness. ”

Who else is like me? ’

I peered through three people while soaking my feet in the bathtub. While focusing on the story, the saint who found me late said.

“Have you learned your lesson? Tae-young has just solved the problem, but she's such a big deal. ”

“The object?”

I looked down at Taeyoung who was sitting in the tub.

In the past 5 centimeters, I always covered it with a towel and used a public bath, but now I don't have to, so I opened it wide.

Taeyoung stared at my things unconsciously and couldn't hide his surprised face. Then I said with a bloody smile.

“Are you that big? ”

Taeyoung shrugged his legs and immediately lowered his tail.

“Huff-puff! You had a real one, I was careless! ”

“Hehehe. Why are you suddenly so shy? When is the last time you did anything? ”

The holy water who was familiar with the size of my goods made fun of Taeyoung who had lost her confidence suddenly. Sitting next to the holy water, I put my tongue on the size of my stuff.

“He's not kidding.”

“Originally, she · · · · ·. ”

I think he was trying to say that holy water was always big. But I immediately realized the mistake and changed my words.

“· · The tall ones, like Learner, are good there, too. ”

“You're not all that tall, are you? ”

“No, there's a good chance, I mean. ”

“But why are you · · · · ·. ”

“What? I used to be big, but I was buried in flesh! Who are you kidding? You want me to plant an original bomb on the bottom of the bathtub? ”

“No, I was joking. ”

Holy water and second-grade hysteria seemed very friendly. Even a four-year-old Taeyoung did not squeeze together among the seniors, but immediately assisted.

Since the four men were sitting in the bathtub side by side, the topic naturally moved on to women's stories.

The Holy Water steered the atmosphere like the leading man.

“Aren't we and the newborns pretty? There are people who are interested. Tell me the truth. ”

“Nothing.”

“How do you know that after a day? ”

“Tell me, then, who is this beautiful gel? ”

“That's also a tune. ”

“A sixth note.”

First, Taeyoung and Taeyoung shouted.

Obviously, the tone of his face is admissible to anyone.

You don't have to decorate it properly on short cuts, but it's a very popular type if you decide to wear makeup.

“What about you? ”

Both of them mentioned Jung Yin, so I called someone else for no reason.

“I think the president is pretty. ”

“Mayumi? Yumi's pretty, though. But Yumi's not new. Who's the prettiest girl in your class? ”

First, Taeyoung and Taeyoung looked at my lips. I surrounded the name somehow because I felt restrained.

“Um, Seo Hyun. ”

“Seo Hyun?”

“The one who got first in his class? ”

In fact, I don't even remember my face, but I nodded.

“Seo Hyun is pretty, too. ”

“Yes, because it's quiet. Is it a charming type? ”

After hearing my answer, Tae-young looked relieved.

I can feel something. Do you think he's conscious of me as a rival?

By the way, Taeyoung showed his true intentions.

“Honestly, I'm interested in the sixth grade. ”

“Really?"

“You said there was no one here. ”

“I wondered if he was close to the tune of his brother. ”

“How about you first? Did you get that, too? ”

First, I shook my head.

“No, I just thought she was pretty. ”

“First of all, are you okay with me working on the tune? ”

“ · · · · · ·. ”

“Oh, he can't answer. Khh.”

The three continued to talk with a deep heartbeat on the topic.

“When I was practicing my strength, my silver boobs were big. ”

“The old-school athletic girls are definitely in good shape. ”

“If I had just a little attention to detail, it would have been popular. ”

I thought to myself, listening to their stories.

If I look pretty in my eyes, it's pretty for everyone else. and.

“Well, I'm glad you're not a rival. I didn't think he could handle anyone else. He's tall and handsome · · And there. Hmm."

“But it's not just one or two people who want to be in the mood. It's very popular among sophomores too. ”

“I can cover all the dizzy ones. Even if I grind my face like this, one tooth is unbelievably hairy. ”

Taeyoung bends his hand like Pac-Man, taking it to his mouth and making a splash. It's a satirical gesture, but a gesture that makes you go into a trance.

[My Lord, the enemy is finally here.]

Taeyoung?

[It doesn't seem that even the first person doesn't care.]

‘I expected flies to be attracted to delicious food. ’

Well, so far it's been a relatively OK flow.

With the exception of puberty, there was no one to call a rival, and to be honest, puberty was a prop that stood out more than a foe, but in most cases, if I worked hard, I wouldn't be bothered to get rid of women.

But the moment I saw the two men in front of me, I realized that there were more hunters than just me in the jungle of university.

‘· · · But I have no intention of feeding you. ’

If they're old-fashioned hunters who know how to rock and roll, I'm an advanced hunter with the latest sniper rifle. I am blessed with the overwhelming physical inheritance of the original owner and the blessings of the heavenly world.

‘Whatever it is, I need to get it off my chest as soon as possible. ’

In the bathtub, my big thing twitched.

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