Let Me Be Reborn
373. Defragmentation11
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“Welcome!!! ”
Eleven o'clock at night.
Drunks jump into the night like fireflies.
Boys with girlfriends, girlfriends, sympathetic men who have been divorced for 30 years, and dolphins who have divorced two years ago gather one by one with high expectations.
Women in short miniskirts who wouldn't normally be able to wear, and men who filled their wallets with wax, filled their heads with cash, were taking pictures long before entering.
“Wow, there are so many people. ”
Night has been phosphoric acid since before. Members of Dawn's pieces arrived at the entrance and were surprised by the long march of crowds that had been pushed out to India.
“Shouldn't we wait an hour? ”
“You'll just get in at 10: 00. I forgot the money. ”
Then the Abbot said.
“Please come in slowly. Be sure to call me when you get in. ”
“Huh?"
“What are you talking about? ”
Club Manya shrugs.
“I don't wait in line for room service. ”
“Ahh · · ·. ”
“Not all of us? ”
“I'll go in and check on my team first. Time is of the essence. ”
Still, Tim was pushed out of the field and became even more depressed at the warden's words. He agreed to let the master team into the room in the first place, but he didn't expect to have his tail cut off like this.
“Hey, over here. ”
“Yes, I'm going. ”
A man in a clean suit ran out on the Abbot's call. I feel like I've just returned from convincing on the street.
“Three people in the room. Can I come in?”
“Yes, of course. We shouldn't keep them waiting for room guests. I'll take you right away.”
Then he whispered to the radio on his collar.
Three male guests entering the room now.
“Do you have a waiter for me? ”
Pinky, who was led by a line of stairs to the room-specific elevator, asked the manager.
“Do you have a male offender? ”
“Oh, Jongbae is my brother's number today · · ·. ”
“Oh my, today · · · ·. ”
“Or do you want me to stick it to your brother who's trying so hard to shoot him?" ”
“Shoot him?”
“Yes, he's a really hard working brother. I promise to book indefinitely until squeezed. ”
“Really? Can I trust you? ”
“Yes, of course. ”
The Abbot smiled and took out a ten-dollar bill from his wallet and put it in the waiter's shirt pocket.
“Thank you for introducing me to a great waiter. ”
“Oh, thank you! ”
Peep bows at a 90-degree angle.
“I'll take good care of it. ”
“Yes, of course. Follow me this way. ”
The moment the elevator door opens, a thumping sound echoes through your heart. The superpowered woofer resonates and excites people. The stage lights go wild in the dark background without relying on Peepee's lantern light. Hormones
A true field unfolds before you, where men and women often wander about in search of their opponents overnight.
“This way.”
The waiter signs to open the door to the room, but the Abbot who saw the inside of the room pulls the plug.
“No, not this room. Outside the bathroom. ”
“Ah! You're looking for a room like that, wait a minute. ”
Peep quickly hit the radio and led him to the other room. When I entered the new room, the Abbot was satisfied and sent back a grudge.
“I'll set the spirits and shoot this guy right away. ”
“Yes.”
As Peepee left the room, the Abbot took his place in the center of a spacious table placed as a dancer.
“What are you standing around for? Sit down.”
The Abbot seated him and the Shah student on either side of the wings.
‘Tight bastard. ’
Yes?
‘Look at me. Sitting at the center first. You're like the host of this room. Like he's the one who's shooting. ’
[That's right.]
‘He's selfish in every position. You must have walked away from the money beforehand. Those of you out on the field must be falling ducks now. ’
[Do I really have to do that?]
‘Of course they'll pretend to take care of you. But I've already forgotten all the sweets, so I'm sure it'll suck. From the moment I left the team, he wouldn't have cared. ’
“Then why did you tip Peep? He's not even a bookkeeper. ”
“He only studied well. He knows nothing. ”
The Abbot gave Pinzan to the shaman (impersonation). The shrugged Shah student scratched his head.
“Haha, is this the same as studying? ”
“You're right, though. I don't usually stick my money in Peepee's seat guide. But did you see what I did when I gave you the money? ”
“Yes?”
“I have all the money we walked before. ”
“That's right.”
“Here's $1 million in cash. I just showed you a well-stocked wallet for $50,000. ”
“Why · · · · · ·. ”
“That way, Peepee will tell the waiter. People in this room seem to have a lot of money. So eat well. ”
“Ah!”
This was the master's intention.
It is not to give ten thousand won, but to raise the expectations of the waiter who will pay by showing off that he is a rich customer.
“Remember, the waiter only looks at the money and moves. I don't need anything else. ”
“You're doing well, too. But it's too bad there's no one who's a fence like you mentioned before. ”
“Who? I don't know. ”
“What? I'm sure you know the waiter." ”
“Ah, that's it. Of course it shouldn't look like a novice, so I stabbed everyone. I've never been to this night before. ”
“Oh, but how did you know? ”
The Abbot smiled and replied.
“The waiter, the pumpkin or the waiter named the gagman, has one for every night. Rare night without it. ”
“Wow! Awesome. Is there a reason you switched rooms? ”
“Of course. The first room has an inner bathroom. Then you have to look outside when you're working in the bathroom. But the bathroom's hanging by the outside door, so you don't have to. Women will be relieved to see that. ”
Every one of the Abbot's actions had a hidden reason. The Shah student who learned about it lifted up the Abbot like a god.
“I'm so glad you're on the same team. If you were on the opposition team, you'd still be standing in line. ”
“That's why I signed for it. My team will do just fine. ”
The Abbot looked at the Chapel student and said, with lessons.
A figure drawn from six people in pieces.
The Shah student was good at attracting attention to academic bees, and the lesson of looking big and warm was a good type of gratitude to physically challenged children.
‘Then I'll forget all about egg blindness and you'll eat the Congolese products and fall · ·. Huhu.’
The Abbot was confident.
The Shah student has nothing to offer except punishment.
It's not ugly, but it doesn't mean it looks like it. Rather, when I first saw him, I was most wary of Lee, too.
The vibrant height of Balance's tight muscular body is over 180. Moreover, his face was quite handsome. However, when I mixed up my words a little in the first place, it was a silent type.
‘Physical is great, but that's it. In other words, ornamental? Women like people who actively look likeable and provoke them.At first, they tend to cool down even when they're interested in a quiet type like that. ’
The Abbot judged him as a novice.
That type is popular in everyday face-to-face situations, but it's not a nourishing style at night.
Then he said.
“How much would you like to tip? ”
“Well? How much would you give me? ”
Conversely, the master asked.
Questions to test your internal skills.
“About 50,000 won? ”
“What about the pillars?”
“Hundred thousand won hot. Didn't you say you use that as a tip? ”
“It's all wrong. I won't give you the right answer.”
“Yes?”
“No tips? ”
‘These bastards are novices. ’
The Abbot kicked his tongue.
“I gave $10 to Peekee without a worry, but I'm not giving $10 to the waiters who book for him. ”
“If I don't give it to you, won't you book me? Shouldn't you be nice to the waiter? You already know that we have a lot of money. ”
“That's why I don't give. ”
“I don't understand. ”
“Learn well. Tipping is the art of timing. The waiter's gonna be so excited when he realizes he got paid to come in. They're very wealthy customers, so they'll spread it like favors. I shouldn't have given it to you then. But you have to give them a clue. ”
“How?”
“I'll take good care of you if you get me a good booking. ”
“Ah!”
“Never satisfy the waiter. A hungry lion can't even look at its prey. Rookies make mistakes all the time, stabbing the waiter in the face from the start to make a good impression. Well, the waiter's a bit of a stickler, and he's not going anywhere next time. All the money I'm getting from here.
The waiter doesn't make money on booze, does he? They're a tip for a living. ”
“Wow! What a master! How did you know that? ”
The Abbot smoked a lot of fertilizer.
“I told you so. I'm gonna make you guys homeless today. Just trust me. True, and · · · ·. ”
The Abbot pulls something out of the leather Todd bag he's wearing around his side.
It was liquor in a fancy bottle.
“Huh? Isn't that spirits? ”
“I did. I took it to the lunchbox. ”
“Wouldn't it be great if I caught this? And the protective cap will keep you sober. ”
The Abbot grins.
“I have tools to put it all in. That's over 20 a bottle. Why would you pay for that? You just need to fill it up a little bit while looking for the right waiter around the time of booking break. ”
At that moment, he realized the master's intentions.
‘I thought you said you added liquor to your room when you quoted him, but this is how you make money? You're such a fucking pussy, aren't you? ’
He read the Abbot's tricks, but he didn't show them.
The Abbot said as if he was conscious of his suspicions.
“Of course, the money you leave behind like this will only be fair later. It's good to care. Right?"
“Yes, of course. ”
‘Course you do, asshole. You're not going to spend a dime after all, are you? ’
Then I heard someone knocking on the room.
“Hey, here comes the waiter. I'll tell you everything. Just watch them both. ”
“Yep.”
A few moments later, the waiter picks up a full tray of spirits. There were two of them, and they were both full of hands, whether there was so much to set up.
“I'll take care of you, sir! ”
The waiter with the name 'Shoot’ greeted him at 90 degrees.
The Abbot nods and greets roughly.
“Spirits as Imperial. Put a lot of underlock glasses on, please. ”
“Yep!"
The two waiters started to set up on the table, moving busy. He thought, looking at the waiter's face.
‘He's really ugly like that singer. The waiter's name is simple enough to follow his face. ’
“You like the water today? ”
“Of course. Tell me what you like and I'll make it right away." ”
“Just put it where it works. There's still plenty of time. ”
“Yep.”
The Abbot never opened his wallet until the setup was complete.
The waiter said a few words to see if he was feeling anxious.
“With all due respect, sir, Can I get you a drink? ”
“No, we'll pour you a drink. ”
“Ahh · · ·. Yes.”
“Oh, and Tip. ”
“If you give me something · · · ·. ”
“I'll give it to you as I see it. ”
“Yes?”
“Watching the booking come in. ”
“Ahh · · ·. Nep. You don't have to give it to me. He's just a serving buddy, so I'd appreciate it if you could take a little care of him. ”
“I'll thicken it for you later. Him, too. ”
“· · · Okay. I'll take you ladies right away. ”
The waiter left the room with an unfit expression.
The Abbot said something as soon as they disappeared.
“That's fucking blatant. You stick it up your tail. ”
“What's the tail? ”
“The assistant waiter next to you. He's just here for a tip. I can do it myself, but I'm trying to get a kid to play for no reason. ”
“Wow, these are really... But you don't look so good. ”
“Of course. Peepee must have heard we had a lot of money, but he didn't open his wallet. ”
“So you're not a good booker? ”
“No. They're going to be burning up their feet for tips. We'll see. I'll bring her back in five minutes. By the way, let's get an autograph. ”
The Abbot said with a beer bottle.
It was a bottle, but it was a small 300ml bottle.
“It's a drink that women follow when they don't like it. And · · ·. ”
The Abbot picked up the bottle this time.
“This will be given to women if they like it. ”
“You cut a woman with a drink?
“Yes, women are people. If you take it off publicly, it'll show you no manners. I tell the waiters everything. So pour me a drink, but if you give me a beer, I'll let you go, and if you give me a drink, I'll play with you. Do you understand?”
“Yes.”
“Let's fill up the Undercock first. ”
The Abbot pours the ice into an underlock glass and pours it into a green tea.
“Why don't you follow the spirits? ”
“Can we get drunk first? Spirits are for women. And some girls forget to drink at will. To keep it from happening. If you're in the room, you should have a drink or something. ”
‘Ha. You're a real man, aren't you? ’
[I'm not kidding just by looking at it. First in line, player.]
"Go kill a nightingale. ’
[Isn't the female prowess more powerful than you? I don't think that's 50% chance of success.]
"Huh, what's with 50%? I'm over 100% if I want to. ’
[That's what you can do with a skill. This time, you'll have to do it alone. Confident?]
What can't you do? That little bastard does it, too. ’
Knock, knock.
The waiter really knocked again before five minutes had passed.
“Sir, I'm going in. ”
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