Level 99 Villainous Daughter

Since I started to live as a lord, the mansion has always had visitors. Neighboring lords and influential people, or even dubious merchants, want me to meet you.

We try to meet in person as much as possible, but the latter is often a waste of time. That's why I sometimes get dismissed appropriately.

It is still a good idea to sell expensive furnishings and paintings, and many people bring a sloppy story like a profitable story that will definitely succeed.

"Do those suspicious people come everywhere?"

"It seems that these people will increase as a substitute. I'm looking for a noble who can easily deceive."

Patrick told me why they were coming.

It's hard to imagine anyone around me thinking I could easily trick him. In addition, I don't buy luxury items, so I think it's the worst kind of customer.

"Is it so easy to be fooled? I'm going to be solid."

"... Is it solid?"

"You don't buy expensive things."

"Stand"

I couldn't say anything back. It helped fill the big hole, but it was myself that created the cause hole.

Such a merchant is coming today. I'm sure you've brought the things I like, but everyone says the same. In the past, he said that he was offered perfume.

There is no point in paying for the smell of water. Some friends send their favorite perfumes.

I sometimes smell good because I wasted something. It's not because he notices or because it's something she sent me.

When he tells him to go to the merchant, Patrick looks a little sullen.

"I'm going to turn back quickly? Yumiera never bothers me."

"It's okay ... oh yeah! Patrick is looking next door, I'll refuse."

They are trying to buy something they don't need anyway. You only have to listen to the story a little and then refuse it.

One suspicious man enters the room waiting for the merchant. He has a characteristic beard and stands up with a grin and laughs.

"Thank you all the time. I'm from Alley Shokai."

He looked into Patrick's eyes and said so.

There are quite a lot of these people. The noblewoman of the Countess in the country rarely asks. Therefore, if there is a noble man and woman in a pair, he will try to raise the man who will be the head.

Whenever I try to sell apparel, there are people who speak to me, but try to make only the first greetings and political talks Patrick. My head is me.

I stab and nail.

"Hello, I'm Yumiela, the head of the Earl of Dorknes. Isn't it always nice to thank you?"

"Patrick just recently came to the royal business. Thank you for that verse."

He answered me without hesitation and bowed to Patrick.

Oh, did this guy really tell Patrick? I'm so embarrassing to take off the words with paranoia.

Most recently, we were staying in the capital city. Patrick, I was wondering where I was wandering, and there was an errand at a company with such a suspicious person. I wanted it to be taken because it looked interesting.

Anyway, apologize for getting into a little fight.

"I'm sorry, did you have anything to do with Patrick?"

"No, I think both people will love what you have today, because our company deals with rare items from dungeons."

The heartstrings of my heart are strumming. Until now, such attractive merchants have never been visited. It's bad timing to declare a purchase in such a case.

However, I was wondering what Patrick had bought at such a store for me.

"Hey Patrick, what did you buy?"

"... I didn't buy anything after all, right?"

"Yes, unfortunately, we did not make a deal with Patrick."

When Patrick asked for consent in a barbed voice, the man obediently acknowledged.

I'm lying, I'm supposed to buy secret dungeon magic from me. Evidence that the merchant is grinning ... No, he had that kind of laugh from the beginning.

The man smiles and shouts.

"Did you not give it yet?"

He would mutter to be inaudible, but my hearing enhanced with the level up is responding.

hand over? Maybe a surprise present for me? I want a merikensack.

No, wait, wait. My speculation is far off, so it's dangerous to rejoice in vain. There was no celebration, and no plans.

But I just pretend I don't notice the muttering.

The man started arranging the items on the table between us and explaining them.

A bottle with white powder at the beginning. It's definitely a fun guy.

"This is sugar that is not absorbed by the body."

"Sugar"

"Sweetness is as good as normal sugar, but no nutrition"

"... what does that mean?"

The quick benefits of glucose are the benefits of glucose, but zero calories is meaningless. Certainly no one wants it, but I don't need it.

Patrick bites on such sugar for some reason.

"Hoo, it's going to sell."

"Because the price is much better ... I use it for a noble lady and a wife. Of course, I'll keep secrets what I sold."

Why can you sell zero calorie sugar? Is it popular to starve while eating sweets?

He says he doesn't want to be in such a perverted fashion, so he doesn't need it.

"I don't need it"

"I don't need Yumiera"

Patrick says, looking at my body, which has a small hit judgment.

Oh, okay, sugar for diet? There must have been products that were sweetened with amino acids in the world of the past.

No need for lean sugar. Light weight is my weakness, so I want to be rather heavy. If your weight is reduced to about one ton with your current body shape, the power of physical attacks will increase and you will not be blown away, so you can do everything good.

The man immediately gives up selling sugar and moves on to the next product.

"This is a rejuvenating potion."

You can see the bottle with the green liquid. It's definitely a fun guy.

Age and immortality, two things the power of time did not stop seeking. It's no wonder that struggles over this happen around the world.

When I lean out and look at the bottle, he explains quickly.

"It's actually a detoxifying potion, but if you apply it to your skin, it will rejuvenate your skin. All wrinkles and sagging will disappear. Ah, the effect varies depending on the individual."

It seemed to be suspicious cosmetics, and the tension dropped at once.

I expected it because there is a valuable dungeon product, but I can't help it. Sugar is not from dungeons, and detoxifying potions are not uncommon.

"I don't want to, I'm not interested in that kind of thing.

"Please wait, I have some weapons too."

"I will buy a dark attribute sword and a cane for all attributes, if it is that much."

The merchant gently returned the dagger to the load. Of course, no self-defense dagger is needed. It is stronger to hit with bare hands.

It's a disappointment because I'm making a declaration that I'm not going to come up with an attractive product.

"It's different from what I thought. I imagined accessories with a beneficial effect on battle."

"Oh, there are certain things about ornaments."

The man says, worried about Patrick.

I don't know why the ornaments aren't selling, but I hope you'll be back soon.

However, an interesting thing comes into my eyes. Protruding from the case full of his merchandise is the shape and size of a conch shell.

"What is this?"

"Sorry, this was the one you brought by mistake. Did you know the whistle of the demon call?"

"Once upon a time, I was really taken care of."

The demon call whistle is a magic tool that calls on the surrounding monsters like a character. I used it frequently when I was raising my level.

No way, he just took it out ...

"Thank you for taking care? ... Rude, this is a big whistle of a monster call. I bought it because it is rare, but there is no use. I need a huge magic stone for operation, so try blowing it out I can't do it. "

"Buy at the asking price!"

This is destiny, just fortune, you should buy it even if you forsell and sell all your assets.

A side spear can be put in the determination of the inevitable.

"Yumiera, no good"

"Because! The bigger the size, the bigger the sound is!"

"... What is it? I can affirm, absolutely not necessary."

I don't want to go wrong with what I declared. I promised I wouldn't buy anything today ...? Is it okay tomorrow?

The strategy is like this, keeping my attitude of not buying today, going to the firm at a later date and purchasing it. Perfect.

"... I see. I don't need the whistle, come home today."

"If you have a good weapon, we'll call you first.

Unfortunately, the merchant leaves the room after making the next promise.

Immediately after the door closes, Patrick says.

"You can't go shopping later."

What a perfect plan.

There is no point in hiding and sneaking around. You must fight him from the front and convince him.

How would Patrick allow me to buy a big whistle?

Liu, who gazes at the sparkling jewelry, does not leave the place. Liu, who doesn't ask if she says it's unnecessary, stares at me with his eyes moist and ... I'll buy it.

Okay, is the upper guard being the key to victory? As I endured my blink and became slightly crying, I watched Patrick with all my heart.

"Is it really wrong?"

"I can't stare."

It was useless. Besides, I don't stare and I'm a cute guy.

Liu couldn't help because she was a really good boy. But with Liu's analogy, the situation is more clear. It is a composition of a child who wants to buy sweets completely and a parent who does not allow it.

Then do the same thing as a selfish child.

I stand up and bring the facing sofa and table to the corner of the room.

"Hey, what do you want to start right away?"

Patrick says sitting down. Good, fit in my surgery in that special seat.

In the middle of the room, where the furniture was reclaimed and space was created, I lay down on the floor, of course. I turned my back and moved my hands and feet apart.

"Yada Yada Yada! Buy and buy and buy!"

Patrick's expression was frozen when he asked him to keep his hands and feet fluttering. The eyes are not animated, they are just pulling.

"you……"

"no no, no!"

That's okay, I understand this is an abuse.

Maybe I can buy a whistle if my partner keeps exposing such a bad condition. If I could make me think Patrick, I would win.

The fierce battle lasted several minutes. Patrick, who is silent, utters words after a long absence. Has it finally broken?

"... Yumiera, should I be seen?"

"Buy, buy, buy!"

"Isn't there everyone already?"

Good to see, but who is everyone?

He was pointing in the direction of the door. The servants of the mansion look into the room from the doors and corridors that are open. There are sisters of Rita and Sarah, there are officials of Damon, and there is an uncle who is a cook.

He must have heard the sound of my rampage and come to see what happened. I don't know the adjectives that express their unspeakable faces.

Stop your swinging limbs and stand up as if nothing had happened.

"Thank you for your work, leave this to me and everyone returns to their post."

One-sidedly, close the door.

"... I want to die"

"Oh, why not buy it this time? You buy it with your own money ..."

"I don't need a whistle"

Patrick comforts her by placing her hand on my shoulder.

There is no need for an oversized fiddle of the demon call. I want a time machine instead, a device to erase the memory is also possible.

From that day on, the attitudes of the servants who were somehow changed.

The days when I keep looking at it, like seeing poor things or seeing disappointing things. The day of struggling to return to the past may be just around the corner.