Life in Another World as a Maid Mage
48 The Diary of the Four Masters Peru
■ November △
I arrived in King's Landing. Lots of big, beautiful buildings! There are many shops that smell delicious! It's amazing, it's big, it's big.
I was excited to know if my new friend Olivier's house was big, but it was a huge house. The village near the pale forest is large enough to fit in. It was bigger than the biggest house I ever saw in Tris. It seems to be the largest house in the country and called a castle.
It's amazing. It's amazing how many people live there.
There are a lot of black insects. It seems worthy of hunting and I look forward to it.
■ November △
I signed a magic contract with Olivier.
"To be honest, I'd like to be a normal friend like Miss Theori and Ruli. If someone else takes you so cute, I want you to let me sign a magic contract. Let's see."
Very well! Edvard says something like, "Oh, I don't think that's a good idea."
■ November △
I'm a little used to the life of the castle. Everyone who saw themselves for the first time was surprised, but more and more people were getting along. There are still a lot of people who are scared and don't get close.
They say Olivier is the king. He's the greatest man in the country and he works for the country. I seem very busy every day. I'm a fun and interesting friend in front of me, but Olivier is very neat and cool at work. The castle people seem to like it. The queen of Olivier's turn loved Olivier. Olivier seems to love her, too. Getting along is a good thing.
Speaking of which, Louis contacted me via my peach compatriots. Looks like Ruli's friends Theori and Alec are on their way. He seems to get along very well every day. That's great! Looks like a lot of kids will be here soon! Olivier has four children, so I wish I could do the same. I thought so, but I don't think there are any farts. Is that so?
■ November △
It seems better to be polite to live in a castle. That's why I decided to say hello to Lori. Say hello with a tentacle.
Try it and say, "Cute! I was told. People who had been scared until now came a little closer. Hmm, I'd like to get along with as many people as possible. Let's practice greetings.
■ November △
Olivier's friend Edvard visited. Edvard seems to be a great knight. But a little while later, the knights would stop and work with Olivier at the castle.
I was surprised when I tried to say hello to Louis.
"You're awesome. Can you say hello?"
Until now, it seemed like it was sexy, but when I said hello, I felt a little friendly. Hmm, it's great to say hello. Greetings are very important to humans.
"Ah, but if you're going to be with someone close, you should remember the court ceremony."
It seems better to use a different way of greeting depending on the place and the other person. Is that so? There are a lot of things in the greeting.
I was taught the courtroom greeting. Put your hands on your chest and keep your head down. Hmm, I wonder if Slime can do it herself. It seems a little difficult, so let's practice.
■ December ○
What a royal greeting!
After practicing the courtyard greetings, the women told me. She's so cute! I'm glad! Men told me they were cute. There were more people getting along. It was worth the effort.
Olivier also praised me very much. I got a magic treat as a reward. Oh, my God! It's delicious!
■ December ○
Edvard's father visited Olivier. It's a guy named Fredrik. He was a friend of Olivier's father. Sometimes they come to advise you on your work.
While stroking their bodies together during the break, they talked with a face that seemed very difficult.
"Hmm... I think this feels like a girl's (stomach) butt. What an exquisite curve this circle..."
I see. I still think it's like a lady's breasts are full. This moisturizing feeling... "
Both of you are very serious. I'm talking about buttocks and breasts, so I'm sure we're discussing the cattle we keep on the castle farm. Even in the village near the pale forest, the villagers stroked the buttocks and breasts of the cows, saying, "The flesh is..." and "The milk is..."
"My ass...."
"My breasts....."
Hmm, we're both enthusiastic. A cow raised with such enthusiasm will definitely taste good. I'm looking forward to it.
■ December ○
Olivier said, "I can go play today." I enjoyed being with Olivier the most, but that's why I decided to go to Madame's condolences in the sewer. An improved slime for purifying the sewers running underneath the castle, a purple demonic madam.
When I was asked if you'd get tired of working here for a long time, I was told that life was the best that you could think about the beauty and mystery of life in a raised meal. I thought that the way of thinking was each slime.
■ December ○
I played with Bernhard today. Bernhardt is Olivier's first child and will grow up in a few years. He said he will be king in the future.
He looked very serious and said, "Peru, I need a favor. Will you listen to me?" He wants me to touch him. If that's the case, feel free to do it!
"Thank you!... this is... the lady's..."
Hmm, does Bernhardt care how the cow grows? But does it make sense to think while touching your body?
"S, I'm sorry... but can you make it look like you've stuck two mountains together..."
That's good! When I did, I kind of blushed my body with my face bright red. Do you like cow's milk? That's delicious! Since I came to the castle, I have become a big fan of stew made from fresh cow milk.
Touching it for a while seemed satisfying. "Thank you, I'm healed." I'm glad I could help. But my face is still red, but I wonder if it is okay.
■ December ○
After work this evening, Olivier was like, "How was your day? I was asked. It was a nice walk! Madame taught me all kinds of things, I got sweets from the castles, and I was very pleased when I got rid of the black bugs in the kitchen.
Olivier listened to me with pleasure, but she seemed a little tired. Looks like your job was tough. So I decided to let you touch your body. Bernhardt said he was healed, and I hoped it would heal a little. That's why I was laughed at when I put two mountains together like Bernhardt.
"Hee, that's interesting! It's like a lady's breast."
While laughing, Olivier stroked her body. I'm glad you kinda liked it. I hope this heals you!
On the way, the queen Cecilia entered the room. Cecilia suddenly looked scared when she said something, "Well, Your Majesty, I came here..." It's kind of killing me.
"... what are you doing, Olivier? Looks like you have quite a noble hobby playing dirty with your peru opponent, doesn't it?
The language has also changed a little. It's Knight mode to listen to rumors. Cecilia in Knight Mode looks cool and seems to be very popular with the women in the castle. He used to be a knight.
But Olivier turned pale even though he was in awesome knight mode.
"Recently there will be a lot of paperwork and your body will be dull. Let's meet once in a while."
"Eh, ah, no, this is..."
"Don't be shy. Peru, let me borrow this. I hope you're taking your time."
Olivier was dragged to Cecilia.
Welcome! Good luck with sword practice! Feel better!
■ December ○
Edvard came to me for a job meeting. During the serious discussion with Olivier, a black and glossy insect appeared, so when she took it and swallowed it, Edvard turned pale and fell down. Are you okay!? Are you tired?!
■ December ○
When I asked Louis about yesterday's Edvard through his peach compatriots, he told me that the black bug had a lot of people who hated it enough to scream, so if I wanted to do it, I should do it where no one else saw it.
Is that so? Let's be careful next time.
■ December ○
Today is the day to sleep with Bernhardt.
Olivier and Cecilia are always sleeping on the same bunk, but they say they're doing a good thing together tonight. He said it would be embarrassing to be seen, but the people we met in the woods a long time ago didn't seem to be embarrassed. I've been watched by all kinds of beasts.
Well, I was surprised to hear that the two of us would sleep on the beds because we thought humans would do it in the woods. Shouldn't I be in the woods?
■ December ○
The sewer madam taught me that people who meet in the woods are quite special. They usually sneak around in the room. Is that so? Madame knows something. I'll call everybody later.
■ December ○
It seems that today is the day to find out who did something very bad. Olivier was very surprised when she felt nasty and turned bright red.
"Heh... this is the warning color of the story. Well, that means Count Isfeld is harmful to me."
It seems that the bad man is Count Isfeld. He said he was one of those people who did terrible things to the snow wolf in the blue forest. That's a really bad person! Don't worry, Olivier won't touch a finger!
While I was looking into it, he was about to attack Olivier, so I swallowed him up. I could eat it like this, but Olivier and the others told me not to kill it, so I put up with it.
Instead of enduring it, I melted his clothes because he tried to escape in a terrible rage. I heard humans couldn't move without clothes, but it was true. The naked man kind of squatted in front of him. Mmm, that's amazing. This is the way to catch Olivier.
Even so, "In addition to the crime of contraband importation and assassination attempts, the crime of lewd objects..." was murmured by the Kintetsu Knight, but what does that mean? There are a lot of human words that are difficult to understand.
Count Isfeld was taken away crying. I wish I hadn't done anything bad enough to cry.
■ December ○
Everyday is very fun. It's good to be friends with Olivier.
It seems that he will draw his own portrait next time. I'm looking forward to it. We will brag to our compatriots later.