Little One Tears the Villain’s Script

For the entire class, Jiang Xiaoman was absent-minded.

This is rare.

She is a good student. She does not eat snacks or doze in class. She actively answers questions. The teacher raises her hand first.

But today, she really didn't have the law to listen to what the teacher said.

Jiang Xiaoman was not the only one who was restless, but Yu Qingshi was also restless.

He wrote and painted on paper, drew and drew, somehow, drew a stickman family of three.

Two are taller and the other is shorter.

He was startled, and then quickly crossed it out, blacking out the three stickmen, without seeing anything.

Perceiving his movements, Jiang Xiaoman asked him: "What are you doing?"

Yu Qingshi shook his head.

He lowered his head and kept thinking about the baby.

Is he... really going to be a father?

But he is still a baby himself, how can he be a father?Can he protect the baby?He will not coax the baby when he cries, nor will he give it to grandma.He doesn't know how to braid or change clothes.

Can a baby eat canned food like Miaomiao, can he eat by himself?

Ahhhhh!

Yu Qingshi thought about it, his head was about to explode.

The interest class was finished near the end of the term.After school, Jiang Xiaoman and Yu Qingshi went home together.

When they arrived at the door of the house, the two said goodbye to each other, and looked at each other again, differently looking away.

They faintly had the same guess, both of them were hiding their thoughts, but they were embarrassed to say it.

"Goodbye." Yu Qingshi said.

"Bye." Jiang Xiaoman also waved at him, and then went back to each house.

When eating in the evening, Jiang Xiaoman was very hungry. He ate two bowls at once and enjoyed the meal.After eating two bowls, she also ate jelly!

After eating, my belly is bulging.

Jiang Xiaoman burped contentedly, and was about to happily collapse on the sofa. Jiang Xiumei passed by her while cleaning and saw her round belly.He said casually: "You kid, don't eat your stomach, just relax. The pillar and his wife, that is, when there is a baby, they can eat like you."

When Jiang Xiaoman heard this, a sharp spirit bounced from the sofa, looking at Jiang Xiumei with shock.

"Grandma...Is there a baby, I will eat a lot, lazily do not want to do anything, and the belly is still like blowing air, round and swollen? Is everyone like this?"

"Well, pigs are like this!"

...It seems so.

When I was in the country, Huahua used to sleep and eat all day long. When I had a baby, I became a bit fatter, and could eat and sleep better.

It really is like this!

Jiang Xiaoman returned to his room stiffly with a pale face, sleepwalking.

Does she really have a baby?

Jiang Xiaoman lifted up his clothes and stood in front of the mirror to take photos.

Then she discovered that her belly was really round and bulging!

Jiang Xiaoman was dumbfounded.

She touched her belly with a thoughtful look on her face.

Is there a baby inside?

Although her belly is also round and bulging, it is not very round or bulging compared to Zhuzi's wife.

However, she is not as tall as a pillar wife. It is understandable that she has a smaller belly and a smaller baby?

So, from today, will she be a mother?

Jiang Xiaoman was stupid.

When taking a bath, she was shy of her belly and lay in the bathtub with tears streaming down her face.

Ah, ah, no, so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable, are you going to have a baby?Is it so fast?

Ye Jiajia said it all night, anyway, she hasn't passed yet!

Jiang Xiaoman was too uncomfortable. On the one hand, he felt uncomfortable, and on the other hand, his stomach was really uncomfortable.Then she couldn't help but cry, buried her face in her knees, crying very miserably.

Although she likes babies very much, she only likes the ones that she picked up.She is still so small and her belly is so small. The baby must be uncomfortable and sad to stay in her belly. If she is born, she will only be the size of a hand, right?

How can you survive this way?

When I was in the town, my grandmother next door had a cat, and the cat gave birth to a kitten, which was only the size of a slap.

The kittens are very small, their hairs are not full, and the meows are very small. The grandma next door said that these two kittens will not survive.

Jiang Xiaoman originally wanted to ask about one of them, but later, those two kittens really failed to survive.

The grandma next door wanted to throw them away. Jiang Xiaoman felt sorry for them and dug a hole for them and buried them.

If her baby is only the size of a palm, it will definitely not survive.

Jiang Xiaoman cried particularly desolately.

The system couldn’t stand it anymore, so he said: “Host, you don’t have a baby anymore, you just have to support it and feel uncomfortable, and it will be better tomorrow.

"But my kid Yu Qingshi and I slept." Jiang Xiaoman wiped tears and his eyes were red. "Children Ye Jiajia said that if you sleep for one piece, you will have a baby. That's what it says on TV."

"...It's okay to have a baby if you sleep on one block, but you just fell asleep and didn't...no other operations."

"What else do you need?"

"It's just some, you can have babies... Not suitable for children... Anyway, you just can't have babies!!"

Jiang Xiaoman's heart relaxed a little, she let out a sigh of relief, and continued to ask: "That's not the only way to have a baby with one sleep. How did the baby come? How did I come? How did Yu Qingshi's children come What?"

She has to know this.

There will definitely be other children who will be confused in the future. If she knows, she can tell them.

The system was silent for a while, "Need to sleep together."

"..." Jiang Xiaoman stayed for a while, then started crying again.

The system is broken!!It is clearly said that there will be no babies in sleep, but it is also said that the baby comes to sleep. Will there be babies or no babies?!

The system says: "sleeping is only a prerequisite, not...not a necessary condition."

The system is going crazy.

It looked at the entry and didn't know how to explain it.

Jiang Xiaoman asked, "Then what are the necessary conditions?"

"...It's something that children shouldn't know, they will know when they grow up! Ask me now, what should I say!"

Jiang Xiaoman paused for a while, thinking for a while, "Don't be so fierce, if you don't know, you can just say that you don't know, and I won't laugh at you."

"..." The system was really angry.

The IQ of the system can be questioned, but the knowledge reserve cannot be questioned.

"Why don't I know? I know everything! I have images, pictures and texts here, but what do you want me to say? Can I post it? Can you see it? Don’t think of strange things in your mind every day thing!"

"Why can't it be posted?" Jiang Xiaoman suspected it was a lie.

"Because I will be blocked if I send it out! Just type it!"

"Oh."

Jiang Xiaoman buried his head on his knees again and cried bitterly.

Obviously, the systematic popularization of science and comfort has not reached the point.

After a while, the system said: "Host, you are not yet the age to have a baby. You will know when you grow up in the future."

Jiang Xiaoman held his face, washed his face again, calmed down a lot, and asked the system: "You mean, the baby is in my stomach now. When I grow up, he will grow up. Can it be born?"

"...Well, almost, anyway, not now. Don't worry about it."

Jiang Xiaoman was relieved, and confirmed with the system: "How old do you grow up?"

"Just... seventeen, eight, twenty, four, six... time."

Jiang Xiaoman finally let out a sigh of relief, relieved.

She changed her pajamas and went to bed obediently.

I slept well, but suddenly shivered in the middle of the night, then turned over and sat up.

After sitting in a daze for a while, he burst into tears.

She didn't dare to let her grandma know, so she could only bite the quilt in a grievance, and the voice of "uuuuu" was very sobbing.

The system stayed for a while, guessing that she might have a nightmare.

Just like dreaming of Jiang Xing when he was three years old.

But recently, it seems that there is no main line to push. What sad thing does the host dream about and cry so badly?

"Host, what did you dream of?" the system asked.

"I, I dreamed that I...I had a baby."

"..." The system was speechless for a while, and said: "I said, you won't be born now, don't worry about it."

Jiang Xiaoman shook his head and said, "What I dreamed of was not born now, but born later."

"...Then what are you crying for?"

"I dreamt that I gave birth to a litter of baby pigs!!!"

The system stayed, stayed completely.

Jiang Xiaoman is still whispering and accusing: "There are so many baby pigs, they look like a fragrant fragrance, and then come to me every day and say that I want to drink grandma... I don’t want me, I don’t want, I don’t want baby pigs. ."

"...Why do you have such a dream?"

"Because I slept with Xiangxiang before."

"..."

The system thought about it calmly and said, "Host, you and Xiangxiang are reproductively isolated."

Sure enough, the one hundred thousand why the host asked again.

"What is reproductive isolation?"

"That is, between different species, there is no way to give birth to babies. Pigs can only give birth to pigs, and humans can only give birth to humans. So you can't give birth to pigs, understand?"

"really?"

"Really."

Jiang Xiaoman's crying gradually stopped, and he was relieved a lot.

She wanted to sleep, but the dream was so terrible, she didn't dare to sleep, so she could only get up, write a diary in front of the desk, and calm down.

She can't teach this diary to the teacher, she has to keep it as a record of the baby's birthday.

Otherwise, I don’t know when I am born later.

"Today is the first day that the baby is in my stomach. The system says that it will be born when I grow up. , The baby must be very healthy too."

After writing, Jiang Xiaoman, who was exhausted, went to bed and went to bed.

When she woke up the next day, she had been tossing all night, her eye sockets were red and swollen, and her eyelids were a little bit blue and black, and she looked weak and haggard.

Then when I went out, I saw Yu Qingshi's kid.

The faces of Yu Qingshi's children are similar to hers.

The eyes are also red and swollen, and they are also black and blue under them, looking very haggard.

The two children looked at each other and looked at each other's eyes with a touch of clarity.

Jiang Xiaoman asked: "Did you have a nightmare last night?"

Yu Qingshi asked: "Have you had nightmares too?"