Living in this World with Cut & Paste

"Damn, you think a hungry ghost is going to be an adventurer? Don't be silly."

Yeah, something terrible is going to happen.

"Mr. Hijord, no rubbing in the guild."

Your sister pays attention to the adventurer screaming behind you.

But it doesn't seem to work at all.

"Aisha, this isn't rubbing, I don't know who I am. I'm teaching reality to hungry ghosts. Shut up and watch."

Well, if you've been dealing with this from time to time, you'd be surprised at my greetings and words.

I was convinced in a strange place.

Oh, this sister says Aisha, let's remember.

Name: Hijord

Race: Hume

Gender: Male

Age: 29

Occupation: Adventurer (Class D)

[Skills]

One-handed axe

Auxiliary Magic/Gradual Healing Small (Health)

You're a Rank D adventurer, you have good skills inside.

I guess I'll just keep looking and take up my skills if I sound like a bad guy.

"Hey, damn hungry! Thanks to this teachings of Master Hijord, my life was saved, leave all the money behind as a thank you."

Did I tell you something? I have no idea what you're talking about.

"Uh... was it Mr. Hijord? Did I tell you anything? I don't know..."

To my inquiry, the adventurers who were in the guild watching this exchange laughed.

"Come on, Hijord, aren't you being dealt with? He's a freshly grown hungry bastard."

One of the adventurers raises his voice, pointing to Hijord and laughing.

And I heard that voice, and the other adventurers laughed even louder.

Hijord, the laughed Teng himself, turned his face bright red and yelled.

"Don't play witch mountain, there's a fucking hungry ghost! If you don't understand, I'll tell your body!!

That's what I said, trying to slap the fist I shook up at me.

I can avoid it, but if I avoid it, I might hit the receptionist Aisha.

There's no way I can forgive that.

I have no choice, let's get beat up.

I've made lots of potions, and you won't die.

Prepared for shock all the time and ate his teeth.

"Doggo."

Hijord's fist hit my right cheek, rolled straight off the chair he was sitting in on impact, and his back hit the reception counter violently.

"Ouch."

I fall on my back on the floor. [M]

Aisha reveals her angry expression, and some of the adventurers whistle and stand.

I snatch both of these motherfuckers' skills, desperate to see my consciousness fly with pain. [M]

With the successful completion of the cut and paste, there was a grin in my mouth.

But you thought Hijord was laughing at me, stepping on my belly even more furiously and falling.

"Gu."

He looked at me stuffing with pain and crushed me with grit and strength as I stomped on him.

This doesn't taste good on boulders......

My consciousness was interrupted there.

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"What's up? That's a little noisy down there, you idiots messing with something again?

Exit the office and head to the first floor.

As the stairs approach, the noise becomes clearly heard in my ears.

"Come on, Hijord, aren't you being dealt with? He's a freshly grown hungry bastard."

Hmm, is it Hijord's guy who's making a scene? How many times is this? Shall we prepare the boulders for severe punishment this time?

"Don't play witch mountain, there's a fucking hungry ghost! If you don't understand, I'll tell your body!!

The sight jumped into my eyes when I reached the dance floor of the stairs.

Hijord's guy was looking up at the boy sitting in the reception and waving his fist up.

Mm, that boy... he ate his teeth even though he could avoid it.

Because avoiding it poorly involves Aisha?

Unage-appropriate behavior, and you're ready. It's not something you can do inside.

This is a young man with sights.

And naturally the boy is beaten as is and falls to the ground.

"How about that?"

You Hijord bastard, are you going to kill him!?

You can't just stretch the belly of a boy who fell to the ground and watch him crush it and watch it like this on a boulder.

"Don't, you idiot!

He shouted at Hijord loudly enough to echo all over the guild.

My gaze gathers at me all at once.

"" "" Gi, guild leader...... ""

"Hey, what's all this fuss? It's Hijord."

My voice echoes inside the floor where Singh and I are quiet.

With a sense of killing in mind, looking at Hijord, he shudders and begins to elucidate.

"This is me, this is education, I coached a fucking hungry ghost who wouldn't listen to me as a senior in the guild!

"You let me quit my guild, to name a few that got tangled up in a rookie who was a promising stock, after skipping something similar before, didn't you? Oh?"

I find it frustrating to be an idiot who makes the same excuse over and over again.

"You said that to me the other day, didn't you? I'm reflecting, I won't do it again... is that a lie?

"No! I'm not lying, I'm reflecting, I didn't do anything wrong, the bad is this fucking hungry ghost"

Just insist that you're right, okay?

Let's check it out.

"Well, Aisha. This idiot says this, is it true?

All of a sudden, Aisha, who was told the story, gave me the answer I wanted, even as she panicked.

"No, you don't. I was asking for money because I was not an adventurer, but an adult boy."

Hearing Aisha's answer, Hijord's guy dyes his face bright red again and calls and scatters angrily.

"Bullshit, you're kidding! I didn't do that.

"Besides, when the boy turns down his demands, he's suddenly being beaten."

"Very well, Aisha. Don't you dare, you take the boy right to the infirmary. I'll take care of it later."

Nodding to my instructions, Aisha took the boy to the treatment room with her colleague's receptionist.

I know you're seriously wounded, but this won't kill you. I'll have to apologize to that boy later from the guild.

Make sure Aisha and the others disappear from sight, and I'll quietly go down the stairs.

"Hey, Hijord... can you tell me? Since when does an adventurer... and an adventurer of Class D make it better to raise his hand toward an average child?

Ask Hijord as he wields his killing spirit.

"Oh, I'm not bad, am I? Hey, forgive me... I won't do it anymore, because I won't, huh? That's good."

"How many times? What makes you say that to me?

"This time, because. It's not a lie, it's true! Believe me."

"No, I don't believe in boulders anymore, you... you're licking my guild, right?

I repeat the same mistake over and over again, and this time I am raising my hand to the average person.

There's no way you can get acquitted, if you really think you can forgive me, then you're seriously an unsaveable fool.

"I'll give you two choices. One pays 10 white gold coins as penalty for this one, removes the guild"

"No kidding, you can swallow like that! Don't play witch mountain!!!

"The other thing is, after you get rid of the guild, you're gonna cut off your arms and drop them on me here and now. Pick whoever you want."

An act that significantly discredits the trust of the Alliance by raising hands and killing adventurers recognized by the Alliance to the general public, but also those of considerable rank D

Even if we do this, the public might still tell us it's a raw mess.

"... Damn you, I refuse both. Aaahhh!!!!

You idiot, you made the worst choice.

You're pointing a weapon at me.

But something's wrong. It was an attack with no beauty, as I shouted out loud and waved the axe down as hard as I could.

It's a very unlikely attack to be a Class D adventurer.

... It doesn't look like I'm out of hand, but okay. Whatever you're up to, it kicks me.

I pulled out the two-handed sword on my back at once and cut both Hijord's arms off my shoulders as they were.

I thought we were going over the plan, but it's over a lot lightly... okay.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my arm"

I can't live as an adventurer anymore than I've lost my arm.

You're going to live carefully from now on.

With that in mind, I unraveled a high-quality potion on Hijord's shoulder.

This is just a drop, and I don't want to kill you.

And raise your voice towards within the guild.

"Look, I'm not telling you adventurers whether you're behaving or not. But follow the rules set by the Adventurers Guild."

All of a sudden, my voice echoed as the adventurers continued to wreak havoc within the Alliance.

"Those who can't follow the rules, those who are unwilling to follow them, and those who denigrate the dignity of the guild, I don't want that kind of crap in the guild. Get out of here right now."

That's all I said, and I started walking to the treatment room.