Lonely Attack on the Different World
Part 182 If you are a beautiful woman assassin, you might be allowed to melt it all and even tentacles.
Day 54 Evening Castle in front of False Labyrinth
If I tried to show you back to the room for the lookout, would someone near you stop me? Wouldn't that be the end of your job if I repelled you? Nobody's coming out anymore, not even a naked old man in anticipation, is he? Are you expecting me? Only the people nearby would have been the worst if they thought they were decent people like me! Let's run, danger is at stake!
"Her Royal Highness Princess Sharicelles. They say this one will be in between glances. Because it's a different place! It's a fine looking room with no complaints whatsoever. Thank you, it's great! There's no such thing as complaining during the sight you made, is there? Right?"
"No, because I'm not angry. If you're unhappy, I just thought I'd fix it. Why can the Count and the Princess threaten you? I'll fix it if you have a request or something, okay? Want to put a trap or something?
It could have been careless indeed. If any of our enemies get through, we'll be here. We need to take care of the assassins. We must also need a trap for the Beauty Assassin. And I'm sure if you were a beautiful woman assassin, melting it all would not piss you off, and tentacles might be forgiven. Pitfalls are enough for the old man, you don't have to come out.
"Are you going to trap me! Will it melt again! Forgive me. I'm sorry. Please don't do anything terrible. Please don't melt it. I'm sorry. Please don't do anything terrible. Forgive me. I'm sorry. Please don't even do anything horny. Forgive me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry..."
Angry?
(Poyo poyo!)
Scolded?
Is that it? When you ask for a rework request, the princess, the daughter, threatens you and you get angry? I wonder if you don't like remodeling, or if you're a neo-builder's hand! But this is a new building, right? Yeah, I just built it. What? It's a freshly-built new building, I don't know what I shouldn't have done, but I wouldn't be bad. There's nothing wrong with that?
"As I asked you earlier, this stunning castle fortress is Omui-sama's castle, why are you asking… distant people? And the way you talk is shattered and scattered, right? Are you the great one who is said to be Yao on this side? I'm sorry if I'm being horny. Please don't do anything horny. Forgive me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry..."
They say, "You look like you're being apologized for, but you're being horny." I found it with Luo Jin's eyes and let Mr. Armor Committee Chairman deliver his clothes immediately, and Mr. Slime walled me so no one would have to see me, right? I let you go instantly, so you can't care if your dress is horny, can you? Well, sure, it's a secret that I was planning on having a horny evening in that dress all night. Like Phew Bu?
"I knew I was going to be dressed in this horny dress all night doing horny things in this dress this evening, right? Who's the secret? I'm sorry. Please don't do anything horny. Please forgive me for being horny in my dress all night. I'm sorry. I can't do anything horny. Please forgive me. Huh? You're gonna get buggered? Sorry. Sorry......"
The chairman of the armored committee is looking at me with his jito eyes as he poms his princess and daughter. No, I didn't say anything wrong, did I? You've been following me, haven't you? And Meri, why don't you do something about it without your father sighing? If they see this, they're gonna be pissed off, aren't they? You're guilty of a crime and you're treated like a sinner.
"No name, no name, no castle because I don't need it. Meli, do you want me to give it to your father or push him? Is it convenient to have one? It would be more convenient to have a name, wouldn't it? You want me to leave Mr. Merrimeri to Castle Merrimeri or something? But if it's Castle Merrimeri, it's gonna break with Merrimeri, and you're not getting along well and you're greasy, are you? Then leave it to your mother, Meri. Castle Murimuri. Whoa, you look strong! I can't seem to take it down, even a couple can't take it down anymore!
"Stop. Couple fights always lose, but won't you give them to the castle? If they stood up in this castle, every border army that came to apologize would perish, right? Stop, okay? Remember, you only remember two words: Meri and Muri, even though you said all that, right? You don't have my name on it, do you? You have a name, right?
Meli, your father - your daughter just called you an undefeated knight or something, but you always lose in a couple fights. I wonder if undefeated knights are not for knights, maybe they are undefeated knights in eight wins because they get angry in a couple fights. Yeah, I know how it feels.
"When you think about it, it's good to have a look at your father, but we don't have a place to sit, do we? There's a conference room next door, so you can sit there and talk. I don't know why I can't go home, but if I can't, I'm cooking dinner, so talk to me. I'm sure Mr. Slime's scolding me because I don't cook rice. Over here, over here."
Looks like we're all finally going to hang ourselves in a chair and start discussing it, thank goodness we can't move on in different worlds. Maybe there's something wrong with grammar in different world languages, 'cause everybody's trying to get the chairman of the committee to interpret what I'm saying, right?
"... Huh?
"... What's this?
After all, intimidation should be made amicable and open in adjacent meeting rooms. Words are weapons in the negotiating arena, so shut them up and pressure them all at once. A round table that lines columns and their centers precisely on high ceilings. You'll be under the illusion of being surrounded, an oppressive interview by design. It's good, isn't it? No one praises me, so I'm trying to portray it myself, okay? 'Cause nobody praises me.
"Well, welcome to a far away place? Please come and relax - like? So don't just stand there and sit down, okay? I made it so hard, didn't I? Maybe? I've never seen it before, either?
That's how it finally started, whether it was a meeting or a discussion or asking for information or getting angry at me for apologizing.
In the end, it seems that the kingdom, or central nobility, is still breathing in an attempt to threaten the periphery, and the military seemed willing to follow orders and do its best to destroy it, knowing that it was in vain. You're an idiot, there was more of an idiot than Moga. I wonder if there are only fools and old men in the other world anymore, why do you understand you can't win and listen to orders? If you say the battle is inevitable in order to protect it, I understand. But there's no point in attacking to lose, at least not worth risking your life. There were more fools than Mogadishu. Even our Mogadishu don't do such stupid things. No fool would die without even finding a point in dying.
"Yaojun. Don't stare because Princess Sharicelles is about to cry, because she's actually crying, okay? Don't stare at me because I'm scared too, okay? The princess... Her Royal Highness Princess Sharicelles tried to stop the kingdom and protect the border by destroying it with the most elite army, and she tried to stop the war with her own life. So please, will you forgive me? Please, Yao-jun."
"Master Omui!
Meli, your father bows his head on his knees. To the angry me and the crying princess.
The most elite army, led by the princess of the kingdom, tried to destroy it and show it to remind us that we can't beat the idiot aristocracy, both idiots. If you are going to fight and destroy anyway, your opponent is an idiot nobleman. There is only the loss of the kingdom where it self-destructed on the periphery. Mogada would, and that's right. Mocha, though.
"You don't have to ask me, you don't have to apologize, you're not gonna do anything, are you? Don't worry, I'm just mad at you for making a fool of yourself and scorning you, okay? I'm not willing to do anything, so it's not worth it? There's nothing worth doing to a dying human being, is there? I'm trying to live, so I can help you, I can help you, I can give you sweets, but there's nothing I can do about people dying, so it's good, okay? So I don't care, so can I go home now?
"Even if it's stupid, it's the only way! This is all I had! If you contend with the nobility, the country will be broken and even the royalty will be broken, this is all the kingdom had. What else do you want me to do? Doesn't that help! Where do you think you want to die?
Different, I hear? Then I'll give you a treat. Because if you live, you can eat delicious treats because you live.
"There's nothing you can do about it, is there? What am I supposed to do? There's nothing you can do about it. There's nothing you can do about the kingdom being broken. It doesn't matter about the royalty being broken, does it? 'Cause it's not wrapped up, so there's nothing I can do about it. What if it's cracked now? If you're broken and you don't like to break and scatter, you have to crack and you don't have to do anything to get smashed, okay? What are you gonna do, protect it from cracking? So what's all this futility? If you're gonna die, it's better to kill him, right?' Cause when you die, you're not dead, are you? You can't even eat sweets anymore, can you? Yes, sweets. This is a sweet potato, and my daughter says it's sweet, right? My tail went, and my daughter went to die, but she didn't, so she eats sweets and laughs every day. If I was dead, I wouldn't have eaten. That's why you're dead. It doesn't matter if you throw yourself away or risk your life for the kingdom, because if you die, it's over. Sounds like he'll come back from time to time?
Yes. Normally when I die, it's over and there's nothing I can do about it, but the guy who's un-umping on the side was Mr. Skeleton because he's dead, but he's still alive and well and eating sweets every day. I want you to apprentice because you didn't die when you died. Totally everyone said they didn't want to die. I hope you don't die easily to say that there are people at the bottom of this peripheral land who continue to fight without giving up even if they die.