Losing Money to Be a Tycoon

The audience at the scene was obviously puzzled.

"What is this? It takes up such a big place?"

"Vertical air conditioner? Oversized refrigerator? No, it doesn't seem to take up such a large space!"

"This is two meters long, is it a wardrobe?"

"Total weight 200KG! What is so heavy?"

"It's all so heavy, can it be called a'smart new product'? Can it still be associated with'smart'?"

Chang You smiled slightly, it seemed that the suspense was almost created.

"Okay, then it's time to reveal the mystery of this new product. Please watch a promotional video carefully prepared for this smart new product."

After Chang You finished speaking, he went down, the lights dimmed, and the promotional video began to be played on the big screen.

All of them watched with breathlessness.

Everyone wants to know what such a behemoth is!

"Strong chest muscles."

"Strong latissimus dorsi..."

On the big screen, the promotional video that Meng Chang looked for before Lin Jiaqiang appeared.

In the picture, Lin Jiaqiang is wearing a loose sports vest, sweating on the smart fitness clothes rack.

However, in the next second, he gave up his persistence and began to hang clothes on the smart fitness clothes rack.

"Such a smart fitness drying rack with so many functions, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and order!"

At the end of the promo, Lin Jiaqiang stood next to the smart fitness clothes rack, gave a thumbs up at the camera, and made a "like" action.

With the face of a comedian, coupled with this uniquely shaped machine, the final scene has a hilarious program effect.

Chang You came to the stage again: "This is the ingenious work of our Outu Technology, a new smart product: smart fitness clothes rack!"

"It solves the biggest pain point of home fitness equipment in one fell swoop: it is not convenient to dry clothes!"

"This equipment can not only exercise, but also can dry up to a dozen pieces of clothing. The attached automatic drying function and smart reminder function make your home fitness equipment no longer a display!"

Chang You's serious introduction made the audience laugh again.

"Hahahahaha what the hell, I said why is it so heavy, it turned out to be fitness equipment!"

"Artificial intelligence is combined with fitness? Which ghost product is ideal!"

"I was wrong. I shouldn't treat this press conference as a serious press conference from the beginning. Although I reminded myself countless times that this press conference will probably be organized, I never expected The existence of the entire press conference is just to make things happen!"

"Indeed, I suggest Mr. Chang to collect the ticket next time. You did the work, talked about cross talk, entertained the audience, but launched a product that you didn't intend to sell at all. You didn't make our money and you waived the tickets. , This really makes us feel so sorry!"

"Indeed, I suggest that you still collect the ticket money in the future. After all, I designed such a funny product seriously and couldn't sell it. This cost is quite high, and everyone can understand how to collect some ticket money to return the blood."

The audience at the scene were amused by this wonderful product and the appearance of a serious introduction by Changyou.

Originally, I was only looking forward to Changyou's whole life in language art, and the product is still a serious product, just like the previous E1.

In the end, I didn't expect Changyou to give everyone a surprise, and even the product was put to life!

Does this "smart fitness drying rack" have any meaning?

It seems...I didn't see it.

The only meaning is to make everyone laugh, right?

I have to say that this kind of conscientious manufacturer that spends a lot of money on research and development, samples, and finally opens a press conference to entertain the public for free.

Go ahead and cherish it!

As for the product itself...

To be honest, if it is another product, such as a mobile phone, or a robot sweeping, after the release, the price is too high or the product function is flawed, everyone will definitely complain.

Because everyone knows in their hearts that the manufacturer still intends to sell it, but it has done something wrong.

But this smart fitness drying rack is different.

The manufacturer made this urinary sex, it seems that they have no intention of selling it at all!

The manufacturer’s product has a little bit of small grooves, and everyone will think that this is because the manufacturer’s ability is insufficient; but if the product has too many grooves up and down to vomit, everyone will think that this is the manufacturer’s work and joking with everyone. Did not intend to sell it at all.

Since the manufacturer did not intend to sell, and everyone did not intend to buy it at all, then naturally everyone would not care about the possible flaws or price issues of this product, and they were all looking at the excitement. Mentality, onlookers throughout.

It's like setting up a stall outside. Anything you say is good or bad. Most likely, you don't plan to buy it at all; only those who have been picking and picking things over and over again are really planning to pay.

Seeing the reaction of the audience, Chang You couldn't help but feel a little helpless.

"Why everyone is laughing."

"I am introducing this product very seriously. This is the same level project as the G1 mobile phone in Outu Technology, and it is very important!"

"Even from the establishment and design of this project, Mr. Pei is planning and following up the whole process."

"This time we also prepared up to 10,000 sets of smart fitness clothes racks, and our warehouses in Jingzhou are all full!"

You know, the first batch of E1 mobile phones was only 1,000 units, so that it was robbed before the conference was over.

The smart fitness drying rack is a fitness equipment that occupies a large area and few people buy it. The stock of 10,000 units is already a backlog of tens of millions of goods, which is enough to show the importance.

However, it is okay for Chang You not to explain. With his explanation, the audience even believes that he is working.

"Hahaha how often do you always hold back a laugh?"

"Nonsense, have you ever seen cross talk actors laughing on stage? This is basic skills, and they are always professional."

"A project at the same level as G1? President Pei participated in the whole process? Hahahahaha, well I believe it!"

"Without a decade of cerebral hemorrhage, this kind of thing can be designed?"

"It is also possible that what is said is true. Isn't the automatic bar lifting machine designed according to President Pei's idea? It also contains President Pei's philosophy."

"It's true that the bar lifter contains philosophical ideas, but what philosophical ideas are contained in this drying rack? Does it remind us that clothes will dry when they are dried?"

"Good guy, do you have pictures for this stock? It should be P? This thing has more than 1,000 stocks and it will have to be sold for a whole year. If it is really stocked with 10,000 units, I highly doubt that when the OTTOE8 phone is released Can it be sold out..."

The scene is already overflowing with a sea of ​​joy, and Changyou has no choice but to continue to the next link.

He introduced the basic functions of the smart fitness drying rack, including the training modes it can perform, and how easy it is to use when drying clothes.

In addition, it is also introduced that it is equipped with AEEIS, which will be ridiculed by AEEIS when it is not working out; it is mentioned that Upwind Logistics will provide door-to-door service, warranty service and annual package moving service.

But this seems to be more solid. This is a "holistic product". The richer the content, the more fake it feels.

Finally, Chang You introduced: "In addition, Zangyang Games has also tailored a mobile game for smart fitness clothes racks. This game is still in the final stage of development. meet!"

PPT turns to the last page.

"Next Tuesday, May 15th, we will usher in Tenda's '515 Game Festival'. Massive discounts and benefits are waiting for you! The detailed rules will be announced at midnight on May 15th, so stay tuned! "

"Okay, the above is all the content of this conference, once again express my heartfelt thanks to everyone for coming!"

"Please leave the venue in an orderly manner, and you can receive a free gift at the entrance."

"If you are interested in smart fitness drying racks, you can log on to the official website of Outu Technology or Tenda's official mall, and the staff of Upwind Logistics will deliver it to your door as soon as possible!"

Chang You looked at his watch and found that the time was just under one hour, which was perfect.

Although the conference has ended, everyone's discussion has not ended.

Most people's discussions focused on the wonderful product "smart fitness clothes rack", while some others focused on the two points mentioned by Chang You at the end of the press conference.

"Mr. Chang said that Wangyang Games has also developed a game specifically for this equipment? Really? Is this a spoof or is it true?"

"I think it's mostly a joke. This thing has already suffered a loss when it was designed, and how much it has been produced. If you develop a game for it, it will not add to the loss? Who would do such a stupid thing?"

"But today is not April Fools' Day, and I think Chang Zong is not like a deceiver of the audience."

"I said that I was doing it, maybe I just created a new folder? Some manufacturers will use this as a gimmick. The news at the press conference is good, but it only happens after a few months. Such things are not uncommon."

"It may also be a very simple little game, not even worthy of the one mentioned at the press conference. If it is a large game, it will definitely take a lot of space to introduce it. Now I don’t mention a word or even a picture. Isn’t it enough to explain the problem?"

"This '515 Game Festival' is quite interesting. Does it have anything to do with the '1024 Digital Festival"?"

"I just want to change the computer recently, can I have another ROF upshifting activity?"

"I don't know, let's pay attention to it in the early morning of that day. According to my experience, the general discounts are very strong for those who are called'XX Festival' by President Pei, so I can look forward to it!"

...

At the same time, Pei Qian also watched the press conference on the TV at home, and is a little nervously watching the sales data on the product details page of the smart fitness drying rack.

Ten minutes passed.

Half an hour passed.

One hour passed!

Pei Qian looked at it every other time, and it took an entire hour before the sales figure on this page "reluctantly" exceeded 10, becoming a double digit.

Pei Qian couldn't help being overjoyed and let out a sigh of relief.

It's done!