Love Dependency Disease

"Why is the big breast not suitable for practice? Who stipulates?"

Zhang Meixin asked fiercely.

The first time I heard someone say that he had a bad chest, it was too unreasonable. There must be something wrong with this man's psychology!

"It's normal, you think."

Liu Yi reached out and put on a fighting posture, and then said, "Look at those who practice martial arts, they all need to balance their bodies. They can't overeating, just to keep in shape. You see, if a woman has a big chest When a lot of moves are played, it will naturally be affected. Girl, it’s not that I don’t want to teach you, it’s because your center of gravity is unstable!”

"Go to your sister, you are not stable enough!"

Zhang Meixin directly split his legs with his fork, and his two thighs stood on the ground in a straight line.

"Old lady, I have been studying yoga for several years. Is my body very flexible? Is it easy to balance or something?"

"Huh? Girl, you're doing a good job of cheating!"

Liu Yi pretended to look at her in surprise and said.

"You're only cheating, your family is cheating!"

Zhang Meixin gritted his teeth, why does this guy hate it!Just so powerful!

"Lao Niang is not concerned about the problem of splitting her legs, but her big breasts...No, it's the problem of repairing immortals?"

"Actually, it's not that I don't teach you to cultivate immortals. It's really a girl. You are too old."

"what did you say!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Meixin burst into tears immediately and directly fell on Liu Yi's body, then pressed him against the sofa and pinched his hands on his neck.

Zhang Meixin forgot such a sensitive issue that he was riding on Liu Yi's waist.

Liu Yi, while feeling the softness and power of Zhang Meixin's thighs, pretended to be afraid, cooperating with the satisfaction of Zhang Meixin's kind of "abuse" in his heart.

"There is a species, please try again!"

The most sensitive topic in Zhang Meixin's life is age!

She is indeed not young now. At the age of twenty-seven or eighty, it is reasonable to say that a beauty like hers should have fallen in love long ago and should even get married.

It is a pity that she should never find her boyfriend because of Zhang Meixin's character.

It should be said that no man has been able to bear her terrible character!

Therefore, when Liu Yi mentioned this matter, he undoubtedly poked her sensitive area and let Zhang Meixin blow up.

"This...I'm not saying that you are an old bachelor..."

"Liu Yi, the old lady fights with you!"

Zhang Meixin suddenly ran away, biting directly on Liu Yi's neck.

"I depend, you are a vampire!"

Although it is a happy thing to be bitten by a beauty, if you are too excited...what kind of beast will you do?

So Liu Yi reached out and hurriedly pushed Zhang Meixin away.

"Humph, the old lady will not bite you today, she will never rest!"

Zhang Meixin said, and opened his mouth again, biting at Liu Yi's hand.

"Lying trough!"

Fortunately, it is not human physique. Although this bit of pain is a little bit, it is still within Liu Yi's tolerance.At least, there was no bleeding.

"Damn, why is your skin so thick!"

Without being able to bite the bleeding, Zhang Meixin was obviously unhappy.

"You think you're a dog, you still see blood!"

Liu Yi couldn't help crying or laughing.

"Huh, who made you provoke the old lady!"

Zhang Meixin didn't care that she was almost sticking to Liu Yi now. She rode Liu Yi while continuing to vent her dissatisfaction.

"You should have a deep understanding of your mistakes! You know it's wrong to talk about a girl!"

Zhang Meixin said angrily, "especially when this age is the girl's pain!"

"Is it?"

Liu Yi blinked and asked, "Teacher Zhang will be 20 years old this year, is it so terrible?"

"In the early twenties?"

Zhang Meixin's eyes seemed to be somewhat happy, "Do I look like I am in my early twenties?"

"Ah? Isn't it?"

Liu Yi was even more surprised, "I'm still wondering, Teacher Zhang is so young, he shouldn't have graduated from university... Why did he become a teacher, I thought you have a good brain, and I finished my Ph.D. Something like that!"

"This... the old lady's mind is really easy to use."

Zhang Meixin coughed a few times, and then said, "But this is not the point! The point is... the point is that mine is not in its early twenties...you are almost three, you know?"

"Ahle...not at all!"

Liu Yi expressed that he didn't believe Zhang Meixin's words, "Teacher Zhang, how can you be so deceiving!"

"I haven't lied to you...I'm all twenty-seven...can you understand the psychological state of a woman who goes to the third? When I think of myself, I will no longer be a sister of twenty. I’m so upset! Ahhhh!"

"So Teacher Zhang wants to cultivate and learn the technique of longevity?"

"Of course, which woman does not want to stay young forever?"

Zhang Meixin said, "All women are like this. When they learn that they will grow old when they are young, they will be afraid of it. You men will not understand it. Men are older and more popular. And women, The older, the less taste..."

"Actually, it's not that I don't want to teach Teacher Zhang."

Liu Yi said very seriously, "It really can't be done. Didn't I say that Mr. Zhang's age is not suitable, it's not that you're running for three? This kind of thing, Xiuxian must start from the baby and start from a young age Building the foundation and cultivating the physique of cultivation of immortals. This is the same as practicing martial arts. It must start from a young age. Once you are over ten years old, it is difficult to practice again unless there are some magical opportunities."

"Then how old were you when you practiced?"

Zhang Meixin couldn't help asking.

"Well...16 or 7 years old."

Liu Yi remembers that when he started to cultivate immortals, it should be the sophomore year.

"Fuck, didn't you say you were less than ten years old? You see it was sixteen or seven when you practiced!"

Zhang Meixin pointed out the loophole in Liu Yi's words.

"Hey, Teacher Zhang, didn't I just say that, if you want to start to cultivate immortals when you are ten years old, unless there are adventures. I just encountered adventures, so I practiced to today's level."

"Then what do you say, the old lady doesn't want to grow old!"

"Birth, sickness, death, this is something that cannot be done."

Liu Yi tried to enlighten Zhang Meixin, "You see, apart from those who cultivate immortals, normal people don't have to experience birth, death, illness and death? Besides, Teacher Zhang, you have injected the genes of the beasts into your body. Three hundred years old is definitely no problem. You can still maintain this youth for many years!"

"Fuck, you are Wang Ba!"

Zhang Meixin gritted his teeth, "No matter how old you are, you have been ridden by your old lady, you must be responsible!"

Zhang Meixin ran wildly, "If you don't teach the old lady to fix the immortals, you just want to let the old lady get up from you!"

"I'm going, you are a female gangster!"

Liu Yi and his friends were stunned, and they were ridden by Zhang Meixin for a while...his friends may really be rising!

Ya Chong butterfly... without such fun.

Liu Yi did not know whether he should struggle or not.

"Quick teach! Quick teach!"

Zhang Meixin is like a cowgirl in the west, riding on Liu Yi's body, shaking in various ways.

"I rely on, I really can't teach you how to cultivate immortals! But, can I refine a kind of resident Yan Dan to help you stay youthful forever?"

"Um... that's fine."

Zhang Meixin nodded, "There is such a good thing, don't hurry to give it to the old lady!"

"I rely on it, you think it's a jelly bean, you say I can take it out! I have to find someone to help me refine it, and I will give it to you as soon as possible."

Liu Yixin said that you take me too old

"Well, it's better to hurry up, tell you, the old lady's patience is not much!"

Zhang Meixin's various queen fans are terribly deadly.

Liu Yi also had no way to take her, so she had to use the deferral strategy to agree first.

However, this kind of resident Yan Dan is not impossible. Huang Jie of Yaowang Valley has already discussed this matter with Liu Yi. In addition to Liu Yi's healthy supplements, they also want to put a resident Yan Yan Elixir is used to expand the market.

A resident Yan Yan is enough to ensure that a woman will never age!

But if it is diluted, it can be used to make tens of thousands of cosmetics. Although the woman who has used it can't keep her youth forever, it is completely okay to use it once and keep her youth for a month.

If you want to keep it forever, you must insist on using this cosmetic.

This idea is very good, Liu Yi and Huang Jie also reached an agreement, both feel feasible.

It doesn't matter if I take out one to make Zhang Meixin happy.

"A station in Yandan, to ensure that you will remain young forever, you can rest assured."

Liu Yi relieved Zhang Meixin.

"Well, as long as you are not lying to me! My mother has said that the ghosts of hell and the mouths of men are all things that cannot be believed in this world!"

"That's wrong! Who said the man's mouth can't believe it?"

Liu Yi looked at Zhang Meixin and said, "Teacher Zhang, you are not ugly at all, do you say I am credible?"

"This...this..."

Zhang Meixin coughed twice and didn't know how to answer Liu Yi.

It seems that no matter how you answer, this is a language trap!

To say that Liu Yi is right, that is what he said was wrong.

But if what Liu Yi said is wrong...then he is ugly...

Nima... This is really a tangled question!

"Teacher Zhang, answer me?"

Liu Yi's smile made him want to kill Zhang Meixin.

It's a pity that this guy has a thick skin... It's too hard to kill him!

"In short, if you dare to lie to me in Yandan, you will be dead!"

Zhang Meixin warned Liu Yi that he had to get up from Liu Yi.

But it seems that because of riding on Liu Yi for too long, Zhang Meixin's legs suddenly became sour. Instead of standing up, the whole person exclaimed and lay on Liu Yi directly.

Now the two people are almost sticking together, even sticking their mouths together.