Love Scenery

Sun Binyu waited for two minutes and didn't see Liang Chen replying to him, so he asked.

Taro, you pop ice: Have you added it?

[Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification, and you are not her friend yet, send a friend verification request, and the other party can only chat after they pass the friend verification.

Sun Binyu:???

A call was made.

"Auntie, why did you black me out?"

Liang Chen: "Also?"

Sun Binyu felt that this was too embarrassing, so he walked around in a haha, "Hahaha, stop making trouble, have you added my friends?"

Liang Chen got up and moved his muscles and bones, then turned on the treadmill on the balcony and walked on it at a very low speed.

"No, who knows what you found for me?"

Sun Binyu: "Auntie, what do you say?"

Liang Chen: "Love the male guests on the Internet, don't you be an extremely hungry man?"

Sun Binyu: "?"

He didn't hang up the phone and opened WeChat directly.

Lu Jing has always had remarks in his WeChat, so he would not know if Lu Jing changed his name.

In this way, it really is.

Cherish the male guest Lu Jing.

Sun Binyu said embarrassingly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding... This is really a normal person, you know young people like to spoof these..."

Liang Chen smiled and said: "I know, I just want to get angry with you, can I still believe that you found someone?"

Sun Binyu: "?"

After hanging up the phone, Sun Binyu asked Lu Jing immediately.

Taro, you popsicle: What's the matter with your WeChat nickname?

Herman:...

Taro, you popsicle:?

Lu Jing put down the phone, and when he kicked his foot, the chair turned one hundred and eighty degrees, facing the desk behind him.

"Liu Er, I'm hungry, go buy me fried chicken."

The man with glasses behind him who was immersed in reading did not look up, "I'll give you some takeaway."

Lu Jing: "I don't. Go and buy it for me."

Liu Er looked out the dark window and said, "Now?"

Lu Jing: "Now, immediately, immediately."

Liu Er turned around and was about to frighten Lu Jing away with his fierce facial features. He didn't expect him to hold the phone with two fingers and shook it calmly.

Liu Erman collapsed and was defeated.

He was sorry for Lu Jing.

Two days ago, four people in bedroom 420 turned off the lights and lay down.

Zhou Zhou, the captain of the school basketball team, routinely talked about the girl.

"It's not that I said, the girls from the School of Foreign Languages ​​are really not comparable to our School of Computer Science. There is one stop in the row. I can buckle ten blues without a break!"

He Ye immediately rolled, turned from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and poked Zhou Zhou in the foot.

"Wow! Did you see that garden flower in the outer courtyard?"

Zhou Zhou asked: "Qi Qi?"

He Ye: "Yes, it's him."

Zhou Zhou smiled triumphantly: "I see, she is looking for me today."

He Ye and Song Er exclaimed at the same time: "Wow! Son, you have a good life!"

Zhou Zhou coquettishly cast a wink at the air in the darkness, "That's not it."

He Ye asked: "Then what? What did she tell you?"

Zhou Zhou sat up, the quilt slipped, revealing his strong muscles.

"She came over shyly and told me senior, you played basketball really well..."

Zhou Zhou imitated extremely disgustingly. With his rough voice, He Ye and Song Er immediately sat laughing together, and even Lu Jing couldn't help but scold him: "There is still a whole winter before spring, what are you in love with? ?"

He Ye finished laughing and said, "What about then?"

Zhou Zhou immediately entered the play, squeezing his throat and said: "Senior, you were really handsome just now...so..."

Zhou Zhou paused, He Ye and Song Er both hung their hearts with their ears erected.

Zhou Zhou's expression changed, and his voice was restored: "Senior, can you give me Lu Jing's WeChat?"

...

...

Suddenly, the little dormitory burst into loud laughter.

Liu Er smoked and said, "I knew, how could you encounter such a good thing? Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Lu Jing smiled and asked, "You didn't give it, did you?"

Zhou Zhou said: "Of course I didn't give it, but seriously, don't you think about it? Qi Qi is really beautiful!"

Lu Jing pulled the quilt over and said lazily: "I am addicted to studying and cannot help myself."

Zhou Zhou climbed to the end of the bed and was just able to touch Lu Jing's head, "No, Qi Qi has been looking for me for the second time. It seems that I will have to look for me next time. I am embarrassed to refuse them.

Lu Jing said in a daze, "Then you just say I don't agree."

Zhou Zhou: "This is too cruel, right?"

Lu Jing mumbled in a daze, "Before he was too kind and gave others WeChat. Now I am sending messages every day, which is annoying."

Liu Er suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said: Lu Jing, I have a method that can solve your troubles!"

At this time, Lu Jing was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes. He didn't know what Liu Er said, so he hummed perfunctorily.

Liu Er thought he agreed, and whispered to Zhou Zhou, "Quick! Give me his cell phone!"

Zhou Zhou picked up the phone from Lu Jing's pillow and handed it to Liu Er.

Liu Er got out of bed and took it, entered the password, and successfully unlocked.

After a minute of tinkering, he returned the phone to Zhou Zhou.

When Zhou Zhou saw it, the bed was shaking with a smile.

The next morning, the sun was full of sunshine and spilled into the dormitory, waking up the students of Nantah University.

And Liu Er was awakened by a gust of wind.

He opened his eyes and saw that Lu Jing was standing in front of him, his height advantage allowed him to look directly at Liu Er on the upper bunk.

His face was so black that he could rival Guan Gong.

"Fuck!" Liu Er said, "What are you doing in the early morning?"

Lu Jing didn't speak, holding the phone with his well-proportioned hands, he slammed in front of Liu Er.

Liu Er took a sigh of relief and rubbed his eyes, "Oh...you can just change it back if you don't like it."

Lu Jing still didn't speak, shooting arrows in his eyes.

Liu Er was a little confused, and quietly winked his eyes at He Ye and Zhou Zhou.

But the two brothers blushed with suffocated smiles and they didn't want to say anything.

"You—" Lu Jing pointed to Liu Er, "This month, be a cow and a horse for me."

"why"

"To build a harmonious society and realize the Chinese dream."

"What the hell?"

"You cannot change your WeChat nickname this month during the 19th National Congress of the Communist Party of China!"

Thus, Liu Er's life of slavery this month began.

Liu Er put on his coat and looked at death as if at home to buy fried chicken underground.Lu Jingan turned back comfortably and replied to Sun Binyu:

Roommates prank.

As soon as the message was sent, a request to add a friend was received here.

Lu Jing opened it and saw that his nickname was an iOS emoji orange, and his avatar was also an orange.

After Lu Jing applied, the other party immediately sent a message.

Orange: Hello, I am a friend of Taro, please take me with you when you have time, thank you.

Lu Jing thought, kind of polite.

Lu Jing: You are welcome, what is your steam account?I'll add you.

Liang Chen: lcalive

At this time, Liu Er had just bought chicken chops and Lu Jing took one. The remaining Liu Er and Zhou Zhou shared equally.

He Ye got out of the shower and found that he hadn't left a piece of chicken chops for him.

"Are you still human?"

No one cares about him.

He Ye angrily turned on the computer and said, "Eat chicken!"

Lu Jing also turned on the computer, "Okay, will Liu Er come?"

While washing his hands, Liu Er said, "Come on, although I didn't save chicken chops for my second child, I will definitely let you eat chicken tonight. Can Zhouzi come?"

Zhou Zhou grabbed his mobile phone and climbed onto the bed, and said, "No, let's get some pesticides."

Zhou Zhou is actually the person in this dormitory who is most enthusiastic about PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds except for Lu Jing. Tonight, he was playing King of Glory alone with his mobile phone. The sensitive He Ye immediately smelled a hint of adultery.

"Zhouzi, take sister?"

Zhou Zhou hummed triumphantly, "Otherwise?"

He Ye: "Oh, come and eat chicken!"

"No." Zhou Zhou said, "Sister thinks it's too difficult to eat chicken."

"Oh." He Ye said, "When will a girl ask me to take her to eat chicken..."

Liu Er opened Liu computer, turned on the accelerator, and said: "Dream you, there are our cherished net male guests, take the sister round to get you?"

He Ye: "The problem is that cherish net male guests never bring sisters..."

Lu Jing looked down at WeChat and said, "Forget it, I'm going to the double row."

He Ye asked: "What are you doing?"

Lu Jing put his hands behind his head and stretched out, "Bring sister."

He Ye, Zhou Zhou, Liu Er:????