Marquis' Express Butler

The static that comes at a moment.

The nobles, not to mention the guards behind them, opened their eyes.

“What are you doing? ”

Confucius Hamel opened his eyes, and I held his hand tighter.

“That was in your hand, wasn't it drugs? ”

“Drugs? Hahaha! That's an interesting thing to say. What makes you think it's drugs? ”

The Confucius grinned, his hands clasped. But such shallow numbers do not work for me. I'm a higher-educated puppet.

“If this is a new product from the Dark Side, what else is there besides drugs? ”

“It could just be booze. ”

“A drink would have smelled something. But there's no smell in that bottle. ”

I have injected Mana into my nose. I smelled it before I dried it, just in case. That's not liquor, so it must be water or other medicine.

“A gag? I don't know how you smelled it. ”

“Sometimes I hear a son of a bitch at work, so I guess it's a dog. He's a puppy.”

“Hahahaha!”

Confucius Hamel slaps his knee and laughs. However, the reaction of the other nobles was exhausting. Once I took the bottle of Borat light from Prince Hamel's hand, I leaned it to the ground.

Chor.

Liquid spilled.

Of course, I didn't touch the other nobles' diseases. That's what each Guardian Knight would do. I threw the bottle clean, throwing it to one side.

Heinell, who was looking at me with her ridiculous eyes, asked arrogantly.

“Do you have any idea how much you just spilled on the floor? You spilled money on the floor that you couldn't make with your whole life. Do you know what you're doing? ”

“That's none of my business. All I know is that you're doing something against the laws of the realm. ”

The Guardians put their hands on the sword. Some threaten me with drawn sword.

“This rascal is speechless! ”

Heinel gets up on his feet with a single strike. Luckily, Congressman Hamel reaches out and dries him off.

“Enough. That's it. ”

Of course, it's Heinell, not me. One kick like that and I'm out of here.

I ignored him and tightened my head at him.

“Duke, it's late. Let's get back to you.I won't report anything to the owner about today. ”

“…… Are you threatening me? ”

“I'm not threatening you, I'm respectfully suggesting it. Duke, please get up. ”

Phew, Confucius Hamel sighed at me. Then he got up and drew his sword.

Grrr!

It was a good sword with a sharp blade. Confucius Hamel opened his eyes and pointed his sword at me.

“How dare you defy your master? I really need to see some blood today. You're the one who rushed me, so don't blame me if you go to the afterlife. ”

“As a butler, I was loyal to my duty. It's natural to protect the comfort of your guests. ”

“Asshole. Where's the butler at with the apprenticeship? ”

“Everything has a beginning. Just like a tadpole is a frog, a butler has an apprentice period. If you can't keep the basics, how can you be an official butler? ”

I shot at him without saying a word. I am well aware of what he looks like. I like people who reveal their teeth more than those who obey them.

Instead of feeling joyful in obedience, Daed feels joyful in tapping on the opponent.

Above all, I was so confident because of the state window I checked when I grabbed his arm.

○ Hamel de Adeline

Rank:

Level: 31

Characteristics: Smoke A, Slash A, Tactical A, Scheme A, Intuition B, Bold B,???

Status: Test Tube on Iron Wall

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……

Test Tube on Iron Wall.

That doesn't mean you're a test subject all of a sudden. That means you're a supervisor.

What if his acting A rank and scheme A rank were here?

Now he's taking an interview test for a locker room party. I'll scratch to the bottom of my personality and examine the inside, just like that.

Simply put, I would like to see whether I work for a real family, whether I just reject myself selfishly.

I did my best, but I picked the wrong guy. I'm not the greatest person to fall for it.

So it is better to show loyalty to the family even if it is a little too much.

“Damn you. ”

The Confessor, who was looking to kill me, lowered his sword.

Tak!

He crashes his sword into the sword, nervously turning around.

“I have to go back today. Next meeting's adjourned. The scary Chamberlain here told me to drink what he had in his hand. ”

“Tsk! I can't help it! ”

“This was a great opportunity. That cheeky apprentice ruined everything. ”

It was a tidy atmosphere.

In Hamer's words, the nobles placed the bottle of Borat in their hands on the table. The test seemed to be over. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't have put it down.

I pointed my hand out and politely said.

“I'll escort you outside. Confucius.”

“Lead on.”

I stood in front of Confucius Hamel and led the way. The rest of the nobles continue to defend their seats, drink and brawl.

The dawn was deep, but it was still warm outside. An embroidered star was flashing across the sky.

At that time, Lord Paramella, who was looking at the wagon, came running this way.

“Are you done already? You dug in early today. ”

“Some son of a bitch freaked me out. ”

Lord Paramella was tired of looking down at me. I shrugged and smiled.

With Confucius Hamel, I got on the wagon. The knights and soldiers begin escorting the wagon with a large canopy. After a short while, the wagon departs with a rattling sound.

Also, Prince Hamel's silent mouth was opened.

“Did you know? ”

“I'm sorry, Confucius. I didn't hear very well. ”

“Did you know? This whole thing is a show. ”

That's easier than I thought. I laughed, but I held my breath.

“Shaw, what are you talking about? ”

Confucius Hamel has a forehead. Your head looks itchy. Well, you can't hit him, so he'll be frustrated.

“It wasn't drugs in the bottle, it was a well. I took the liberty of testing your loyalty. I specifically asked my friends. Well, it was a regular meeting today anyway. ”

“Strange meeting. It seems like water and oil are mixed together forcefully. ”

“That's what a gathering of nobles is all about. It's a meeting created by necessity. It's a gathering that can be broken at any time if the need is gone. ”

I don't want to know that much. TMI these days. That's what relationships are like where I live.

By the way, since it turns out that you tried to test me, I need to open up a little bit. That's a bummer.

“Thank God for that. I have one less thing to report to the viceroy. ”

“Ha! Did you really mean it? ”

“You have to be disciplined to be a formal butler. Even you, Confucius, can't help it if something like that happens. ”

Confucius Hamel grumbled as if it were ridiculous. He closes his eyes. It was only after the wagon repeated its rattling dozens of times that its eyes opened.

The newly opened eyes were clear and clear because the spirit was gone.

“Let's cut to the chase. You, be my man. ”

“I told you that would be a challenge. ”

“I need a bookkeeper. I need a man with a straight head. You'd better be good with a knife there. It's just you, right?”

“I don't know why, but you're still smart enough. ”

“I can't do this alone. ”

To be honest, I was curious why. I kept my mouth shut.

“The first and second older siblings have similar abilities to me. Maybe I'll get ahead of myself. But the difference is, there's a lot of good men around. ”

Of course. The higher you go, the more likely you are to inherit your family. After all, in this kingdom, it's usually firstborn in principle.

Probably the first one who's the best workforce. Wherever the successor goes, it is always difficult.

“Lord Paramella will be sad to hear that. ”

“Paramello isn't enough, to be honest. We don't have a chance to criticize dozens of people like that. ”

“If anyone's listening, I think they're conspiring against me. ”

“Tell them to listen! ”

It has a pleasant tone. Well, you must have this ambition to overcome the first and second and climb the tower.

“I'm sorry, my answer is the same as before. ”

“Ha……. ”

Confucius Hamel sighs as he shakes his head. Now I feel sorry for him.

“There's nothing I can do. ”

I want to read the Three Kingdoms when I have the chance. The raptor volunteered three times to go a long way to get his fill. But this bastard wants to eat for the day.

“Apprentice, why do you think there's so little talent around me? ”

“It's a difficult question to answer with my lack of insight. ”

“Isn't it the butler's duty to do what he asks? When have you ever been so bossy as a butler and come out now? Recite it.”

“…… the reason is simple. ”

“You're not going to get the obvious answer because I'm third, are you? ”

I tightened my head with a smile.

“I have a problem with your personality. ”

“What problem? ”

“There's a crucial problem that you're dirty and fucked up. I don't know when my throat will fly, but who will surrender to me? It's fundamental.”

Unexpectedly, Confucius Hamel was not angry. Rather, I got stuck in my mind with my chin. What a new psycho.

“…… Nevertheless, isn't the person next to me really authentic? ”

“Maybe. but only compared to the second Confucius, who is famous for his good character. It's a good thing to say what you're going to say. ”

“It's a mask! Second brother is famous for his temper! What a psycho!”

I don't think it's time to talk, but I just listened to him without any reaction. Maybe I'll lose my neck when I nod my head.

“It's good to be honest, but sometimes you need a mask. I think it's also necessary to be polite. ”

“Now I don't know what to do. ”

“Why don't you step away from the balcony on the third floor? Thanks to this, I have a sober apprentice. ”

Confucius Hamel laughed at my jokes. The wagon is still rattling around, but we feel a little closer to talking nonchalantly.

So the wagon arrived at the mansion.

The third princess who got out of the wagon said a word with a meaningful expression.

“You're wearing a damn thick mask. ”

I bowed my head with a smile.

By the way, "mask" reminds me of Simon. Are you making my noodles well?