Marvel Sun God

"Look, I am that we are able to communicate with each other. You know my name before I tell you. Oh, little Wade is really happy and very touched. I decided, let's burn the yellow paper to be brothers. . So I can give you a 5% discount or something!"

"You can only get a 5% off if you burn yellow paper to worship the handle. How cheap is your brother?"

At this time, the little spider couldn't help but vomit.Of course, his subordinates brutally attacked the other heads of Leech without mercy.In fact, with his efforts, this nine-headed and nine-tailed monster has already entered less air, but out more.

"Would you like a 930% discount? Man, you have to know that this is a big amount. It's a good deal to give you such a discount. Look at my knife. The good workmanship requires a manual fee just for the sheath. That said. Hey, you, it's you, a congenital malformed bird, where are you going?"

Seeing that Leech's life was hard to save, another big bird assisting by the side immediately prepared to run away.But although Wade has no beginnings and ends, he is not at all sloppy when it comes to making money.

With a bang, his figure immediately disappeared behind the little spider.And the next moment, he appeared behind the big bird again, and at the same time two steel knives were directly pierced into its neck.

The Edman alloy steel knife was flushed red by the flame in the big bird's throat, and even the palm of little Wade was burnt.But this is nothing to this mercenary, he has long been accustomed to this level of pain.And looking at this big bird having rolled his eyes, his heart almost stopped beating.Wade withdrew the steel knife and flashed back to the little spider again.

"After finishing work. My dear, the total is 500,000 yuan. Are you going to pay in cash or bank transfer? Of course, as we said before, installment payments are also acceptable, and the interest is 5% off. no problem."

"Did I say that I have to pay?" Seeing the crisis was resolved, Little Spider also relaxed.But as soon as he relaxed, he immediately took out his previous spirit of mouth-cannoning, and confronted Wade.

"Don't pay? Are you planning to pay for luxury goods? No problem, Wade accepts all luxury goods transactions. Are you paying for a brand-name watch, or are you dealing with diamonds and gold? Wade has a professional luxury evaluation standard As long as you take out things, Little Wade has enough channels to digest it!"

Wade slapped his chest with a swagger.As for this, the little spider just snapped his nose that was impossible for him to have a booger, and then said disdainfully.

"Cut? Didn't you understand me? I said, I didn't intend to pay, there was no money. Have we signed the contract? Have any verbal transactions been concluded? No! I didn't nod, you They both took care of themselves and got rid of those two guys. Just like that, you still ask me for money. It would be nice if I didn’t ask you for money! Do you know how much that thing is worth? Find a cage and lock me up. In the second half of my life, I can make money by selling tickets. You guy, I'm planning to ask you for mental damage!"

"What? You didn't make a mistake, right." Wade got a little blown up when he heard that someone was asking for money."You are joking with me, or you are serious. Damn, I'm going to sue you, where's the lawyer? Where's my lawyer's phone number?"

Little Wade, who didn't know where he got out of a cell phone, said in a flustered manner, and looking at his appearance, the little spider immediately smirked.

"Lawyer? Wade Wilson. I want to remind you that you are now an internationally wanted criminal, a guy on the Skyhammer's wanted list. If you want to be a lawyer, you have to see if any law firm dares to pick up your list. !"

Chapter 965: An Incredible Joke of Life

"You are joking with me, you must be joking with me!" Little Wade laughed and immediately began to defend himself."How can I be a wanted criminal? Don't be kidding me. I'm a serious person. I've always done legal business. I haven't even done any tax evasion, let alone being wanted. You must be mistaken!"

"Wrong? Impossible." With a smile, the little spider pinched his chin and said to Wade like this."In the very serious world security accident in Egypt, according to the news, there were a total of five prisoners. Except for the apocalypse that has been wiped out, the imprisoned Victor, electric cable and laser eye only have one code name. Deadpool's mercenaries have not been captured yet. According to the description of the prisoners, this guy called Deadpool looks very similar to yours."

"Does it look like? Maybe it's just really like it. You have to know that a guy like me who is awakened by himself every day must have a lot of admirers and imitators, maybe it's just who worships his idol too much The guy who puts on my outfit makes trouble everywhere. You know, this kind of thing cannot be eliminated."

Pulling the mask on his face, little Wade said in an innocent tone.And suddenly, as if thinking of something, he immediately said to the little spider.

"Otherwise, this time it's my friendship to help you, so it's not money. And for the goodness of our relationship, you don't think you have seen me, how about we see you next time?

"Not very good!" Shaking his head, the little spider immediately showed a sly smile."You have to know, as long as I report you to you at this time, and then I'll put you in charge, don't think about it for the rest of your life. In this era of full-scale intellectualized management, you are even upright. It’s impossible for the earth to appear in human society. So, if you want a better life in the future, then you can only choose to listen to me!"

"Listen to you? You let Uncle Wade listen to you?"

Deadpool stretched his tone, apparently very opinionated about this request.Seeing his reaction, Little Spider immediately spoke to him as he pleased.

"Yes, listen to me. As long as you can help me send these people to a safe place. I can ask the above to give you a lenient treatment and temporarily remove your wanted order. Even if If you like, I can ask my superiors to give you a job with good salary and benefits. How about, do you want to think about it?"

"I always feel that there is a conspiracy in it. You guy doesn't look like a good person to say!"

A guy with a deep sinful soul and a little black and purple would actually say that he is not a good person. This really makes the little spider do not know what to say.If it wasn't for this guy to be a joke, and now he really needs this guy's help.With these sins on his body, the little spider can reward him with a judgment eye.So at the moment, he could only say to Wade ill-tempered.

"I'm just giving you a suggestion. If you don't want to, do whatever you want. But are there consequences?"

This suggestion sounded extremely threatening, and after feeling the threat, Wade grinned, and finally put on the shoulder of the little spider and smiled at him.

"Well, my dear friend. For the sake of the two of us who are so close to each other, isn't it impossible to discuss this kind of thing? But can I ask first? If I promise to work for you, how is the basic salary calculated? Also, how do you calculate the bonus for the task? The weekly salary or the monthly salary? To whom does the task go?

"Talk to the above about this kind of thing yourself, I'm only responsible for the introduction!"

Slap Wade's hand away, the little spider greeted the captain who was too scared to move and asked him to act as soon as possible.At this time, Wade also whistled and shouted at one side of the river bank.

"Xia Kola, hurry up. I found a boat to get out! The ticket is free."

The shout made Little Spider immediately widen his flaming eyes. He looked at the incongruous guy next to him with some disbelief, and asked him in surprise.

"You still have accomplices?"

"Look at what you said, I'm the little Wade who everyone loves. How can there be no two or three reliable friends around."

Wade held up his face shyly, and made an expression of an unbearable coquettish bitch.At this time, the sight of the little spider was not on him at all, he had already placed his sight on the companion who was summoned by a whistle by Wade.

First of all, this is a woman.It sounds unbelievable. A bullshit and silly guy like Wade actually has a woman willing to stay by his side. It really makes people feel that there is something wrong with this world.What is even more unacceptable is that this woman is still very beautiful, far above the level of normal people.

The delicate face that looks extremely glamorous makes people can't help but look away at the first sight.And the almost perfect female figure makes her charm ability directly rise to an exaggerated level.Such a woman, in theory, should give people a sense of debauchery.But Little Spider didn't feel this way. Instead, she could feel a peculiar classic and noble.It is as if this is not an ordinary beauty, but a legendary princess who has come over thousands of years.

I have to say that it was a bit surprising to meet such a woman at this time.And seeing her hug Wade's arm as soon as she floated onto the ship, the accident in the little spider's heart deepened.He knew exactly what Deadpool Wade Wilson was like.

The Tianhammer Bureau has collected a lot of key information from various top-secret organizations in the world.Regarding the information about the X organization that has been forcibly dissolved, they also kept a complete record.Among them, as a fugitive, wanted top-secret criminal, Deadpool Wade Wilson's information is naturally to make anyone who has the ability to arrest him understand.

This is a death mercenary, a top figure who can skillfully use this killing weapon and is proficient in melee combat and swordsmanship.Of course, these can only make him a dangerous human being, not a role that even superheroes must fear.

What's really scary about him is because he accepted the experiment of X organization.Because of the cause of cancer, in order to save himself, he accepted the genetic modification of the X tissue mutant.This experiment is considered a success in a way.He got rid of the fate of death and successfully survived the disease.But he also failed because the cancer cells spread all over his body, turning him into an image that is neither human nor ghost.

How to describe that image?Little Spider is hard to say clearly, he can only say that if someone can look at his face and eat in, they can be regarded as a mentally strong man.

And with such a face that makes people unable to eat even food, there will be such a beautiful woman who is willing to make such an intimate action with him.He really didn't know what to say.

But as if seeing the confusion and perplexity on Little Spider's face, the woman named Shakola raised her mouth, showing a trembling charming smile, and then asked the little spider.

"It can be seen that you seem to be very interested in the relationship between me and Wade!"

"Uh, that's correct. Are you familiar with him?"

Speaking such words euphemistically, the little spider expresses his inner curiosity while showing that he has no intention of offending.Seriously, at his age, curiosity is really heavy.Now that Xia Kola asked so, he naturally hit the snake with the stick.

"Of course!" Xia Kola could understand what little spider said, and she answered him without any secret."I am familiar with every part of Wade. In other words, I can accept any tricks and poses with him. You should understand what I mean."

"Understand, understand!" Faced with such a straightforward answer, Little Spider suddenly felt ashamed.He hasn't really noticed that this is such an open woman.At the same time, he also had to admire the strong taste of this woman.How should he say this feeling?Really love the invincible rush.

At this time, while listening to the secret words of these two men, Wade was a little bit overwhelmed. He first tugged at his arm, before he could not pull his arm out of Xia Ke's arms , He could only transfer the firepower to the little spider, and asked him maliciously.

"I feel something is wrong, how come it looks like you are saying something bad about me!"

"This is your illusion!" Faced with this kind of questioning, Little Spider would definitely not admit it.Of course, he also has his own explanation for his behavior."I'm just telling the truth. Wade, touch your conscience, and tell me, what does your face look like?"

"What do you want to say, a sulphuric acid-splattered egg?"

"Come on, can you not have this kind of yellow tone. Can we change to a more appropriate adjective? For example, fried golf balls?"

"Ah, I like this. This adjective reminds me of when my original face was still white."

He patted the little spider hard on the shoulder, and Deadpool showed his rare kindness to him.

"Do you know? I admire you more and more. There are very few guys like you who are in line with me now. Would you like us to take the time to open a room and talk. Believe me, I am about the hip There is still confidence in shaping or something."

Chapter 966 The only way to be tough