Mary Sue: A Faithful Adaptation

Ye Xi stood stiffly on the spot, and the brain cells that had not been well-reserved were lost in the process of thinking about how to get rid of the current embarrassment.

After thinking for a long time, Ye Xi weakly emphasized: "I am a straight man."

Shen Xiulin stared at the colorful liquid on his trousers, nodded, and emphasized: "I can see it."

At this time, Shen Xiulin was afraid that Ye Xi might not collapse enough. He scraped the liquid on his pants with his index finger, squeezed it in the middle of his thumb, and put it in front of his nose. The wings of his nose moved slightly, he sniffed hard, calmly. Said: "Scent of flowers."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Ye Xi was so ashamed that his brain was boiling, and he rushed over, and slapped Mr. Shen's hand with a rebellious slap.

The smile on Shen Xiulin's lips became more and more obvious, and he couldn't help it. He patted the sofa seat and said in the usual tone of telling Ye Xi to enter the office: "Sit, let's talk."

"Talk about a fart!" Ye Xi was so ashamed that he lost his senses, he sat down on the sofa fiercely, and shouted with a cry of curly hair, "You bully me! Do you think it's fun to make me funny!? "

Mr. Shen, who accidentally played off, defended in a low voice: "I'm sorry, no."

Ye Xi curled her mouth aggrievedly, gritted her teeth and tried to hold her back: "I'm going to cry, please coax me quickly and apologize."

"I'm sorry." Shen Xiulin's face showed a flustered look of helplessness. He quickly got up from the sofa and turned to kneel in front of Ye Xi. He stretched out his hands in a hurry, and paused in the air with his fingers nervously. Straightened.Like a naughty bag accidentally irritating the little crying bag loved by the teacher in the class, Shen Xiulin begged for mercy awkwardly: "I was wrong, don't cry, please."

Ye Xi glared at Shen Xiulin fiercely, watching the usually dignified and cold boss kneeling before him in panic, suddenly wanting to laugh!

Shen Xiulin said eagerly: "I'll tell you a joke, don't cry."

Judging from the common point of "trying to use a joke to attack the target", the two are really a match made in heaven...

However, after saying the above sentence, Shen Xiulin was silent: "..."

How could an overbearing president tell a joke!joke!

The corners of Ye Xi's mouth rose slightly uncontrollably, "You speak."

Shen Xiulin pursed his lips, frowned slightly, and wrote directly on the spot: "There used to be a child named Xiao Ming."

Ye Xi: "...and then?"

Shen Xiulin's handsome face was full of embarrassment, and his voice became quieter and gradually turned into an embarrassing silence: "Xiao Ming, one day..."

Looking at the embarrassment that Shen Xiulin had encountered in a century, Ye Haha, with a very low smile, finally couldn't stand it. The brewing tears retreated across the board: "Hahahahaha!"

We, Mr. Shen, actually have such embarrassing moments!

There is a feeling of revenge!

"Don't want to cry?" Shen Xiulin carefully observed Ye Xi's expression.

"Stop crying." Ye Xi smiled enough and calmed down. In order to conceal his embarrassment on the president's pants, he asked on the principle of starting first, "Why didn't you do the task well just now?"

"Because I can't help it anymore." Shen Xiulin held Ye Xi's right hand with both hands, clenched tightly, his tone was anxious and gentle, "I wanted to say this a long time ago..."

Ye Xi faintly felt that something big was about to happen, so he quickly interrupted: "Do you want to promote me a raise?"

"Yeah." Shen Xiulin nodded solemnly, and said majesticly, "You think about the position of Mrs. President."

Ye Xi's eyes widened in disbelief, her heart beating, her face flushed, as if she was choking in her throat, but in the end she stammered: "Farewell, goodbye, this... this position Leave it to more capable comrades."

As if imitating the electronic sound of the system, Shen Xiulin announced mechanically in a flat tone: "Refusal is invalid. The overbearing president has forcibly promoted you."

"President Shen, please be sober." Ye Xi stretched out his hand and shook in front of Shen Xiulin, "We are all gay by the system, but it will be okay when we return to the real world, and you didn't say you were before our last meal Is there someone who has always liked? Continue to like it, don't half-hearted."

Shen Xiulin grabbed Ye Xi's dishonest hand, pressed it to her lips and kissed him, and said, "I would like to ask you to wake up. I have always been gay."

Ye Xi's expression was struck by the Nine Heavens Profound Thunder: "..."

Shen Xiulin said straightforwardly: "And the person I like is you."

Facing the single-celled creature in front of him, President Shen finally gave up the method of side-knock!

"Fuck." Ye Xi rolled his eyes and collapsed on the back of the sofa.

Shen Xiulin smiled bitterly: "Get up, your acting skills are really bad."

Unable to pretend to be dizzy, Ye Xi had to sit up straight: "In terms of acting skills, I definitely can't compare with you. You can get an Oscar."

As if thinking of the unpleasant experience, Shen Xiulin's tone became colder: "I don't have any acting skills either, I'm all in my true colors."

Ye Xi: "..."

Ye Xi shrank on the sofa like a quail, very embarrassed, and the cherry blossoms on her head fell like rain: "Shen, I'm sorry, but I really never thought about developing other relationships with you other than the superior and superior. And I'm like this..." Ye Xi glanced at the dried-up colorful marks on Shen Xiulin's pants, and swallowed the straight characters that had reached his mouth.

But at least I am very straight in three dimensions!

"It's okay." Shen Xiulin sat down next to him, supporting the cabin wall with one hand, encircling the quail-like shy Ye Xixu in his arms, and said gently, "You can start thinking slowly from now on, I don't Asking you to give me the answer right away, I just don’t want to hide it anymore, I’m tired."

Ye Xi nodded sullily, "Yeah."

Heaven and earth, we have a crush on me, Mr. Shen!

"How do you feel about me?" Shen Xiulin asked Ye Xi a little closer.

Ye Xi's face was stern, and he said solemnly: "Awe."

Shen Xiulin: "..."

"Now?" Shen Xiulin asked unwillingly, "Are there any new ideas?"

Ye Xi pondered for a moment, and said uncertainly: "Now I feel that you are a bit bad, and you seem to be a little... rascal?"

Shen Xiulin smiled lowly: "From now on calling me "you", or my name, don't use honorifics, don't call Mr. Shen, it seems that we are very strange."

We are very strange at first, okay, Mr. Shen, wake up!Ye Xi stubbornly resisted silently: "..."

Shen Xiulin abused his authority shamelessly: "Do you still want the year-end bonus?"

Ye Xi nodded hurriedly and quickly changed her words to show her sincerity: "I want, you, Shen Xiulin."

Shen Xiulin nodded with satisfaction: "Very good."

Although the progress was small, there was finally progress. Mr. Shen secretly made up his mind to hit the straight ball throughout.

"What do you like about me..." Ye Xi asked confusedly after the two were silent for a while, "I'm just an ordinary person."

In addition to being more handsome!

The corner of Shen Xiulin's mouth raised: "Am I not an ordinary person?"

Ye Xi shook his head: "You are not, you are a domineering president, so perfect, like a person in a novel."

"I'm not perfect, I just have the identity of a president." Shen Xiulin said calmly, "Like you just said, I'm bad, rogue..."

Ye Xi waved his hand hurriedly: "Don't don't, I'm talking nonsense, don't go to your heart."

However, Shen Xiulin forcefully continued to say to the underworld: "I am very weak and dare not confess my feelings. I only dare to take advantage of the opportunity after entering this world. If it weren't for those'perfect' male partners who made me jealous, I might continue to be cowardly. ...I love lying in bed like you."

Ye Xi curled her lips: "But you arrive at the company so early every day. When you have a meeting, you tell us that Kobe knows what Los Angeles looks like at four o'clock every morning, and you also know what city X looks like at five o'clock every morning. You never get lazy, say To succeed, you must have perseverance."

Shen Xiulin said straightforwardly: "Actually, I bought a house next to the company. I walked for three minutes. The alarm clock was set at 7:30. I lied. I have a thick skin."

Ye Xi: "..."

Your uncle Shen Xiulin!Half an hour later than me!

Shen Xiulin took a deep breath, and continued in a hurry: "I caught you late to see you more. You always walk around me in the company. Maybe you are so afraid of me because I am an unsuccessful manager... So, stripping off this coat, I am just an ordinary person with many shortcomings. Why can't ordinary people like an ordinary person? Besides..." The smile in Shen Xiulin's eyes spread out like water waves." You are so cute, maybe you didn't find it yourself."

Ye Xi stared at the self-defeating president whose male god's halo was completely shattered, and couldn't help but laugh.

And that smile is really cute.

"That's right." Shen Xiulin said, "The mission just failed, we need to redo it."

"Uh...I don't really want to do that task." Ye Xi clutched her butt and shrank awkwardly, her face was red from the base of her ears to the collarbone, and even from the collarbone to the trouser legs, red to the floor. momentum!

Shen Xiulin knowingly asked: "Why?"

"When you spanked me...what did you think?" Ye Xi asked in a low voice.

Shen Xiulin said frankly: "I'm thinking, I'm so happy, I hope I can hit 50 more."

Ye Xi: "..."

Isn't that just another fifty hits?

Shen Xiulin shattered the can, cheeky and said: "I'm still thinking, it's so soft, so slippery, and I like to touch it."

Ye Xi blushed and shouted: "Shen Xiulin, you have enough for you!"

Our company's perfect male god, Mr. Shen, today not only completely shattered the illusion of perfection, but also turned into a skinless and faceless rascal!

However, it is very tragic that the main task is indispensable.

After all, if you don’t do the task, you can’t return to reality, you can’t eat delicious food, you can’t shed tears, and you have to be trapped forever in this logically offline world...

So, ten minutes later, Ye Xi, who had done enough psychological development, lay on Shen Xiulin's thigh again in shame, and was forced to show two round and white buttocks.

Snap, Shen Xiulin slapped down gently.

Ye Xi asked vigilantly: "What are you thinking about now?"

There is a crush on me who is spanking my butt and he is still yelling at me in his heart!

Shen Xiulin smiled softly: "What do you mean?"

Ye Xi blushed and roared: "You must not think! Your mind is purer!"

Shen Xiulin: "Okay."

Ye Xi was struggling to death and ordered Mr. Shen to say: "You silently recite the core values ​​of socialism in your heart!"

Shen Xiulin agreed: "Okay."

After ten hits.

Ye Xi whizzed his head and said alertly: "I don't think you are memorizing it at all!"

Shen Xiulin laughed: "Why?"

Ye Xi burst into tears: "Because I feel the atmosphere around me is very erotic! There is no socialist righteousness at all!"

"Have you actually learned to feel the atmosphere?" Shen Xiulin raised his eyebrows lightly and said happily, "By the way, the mission failed, and we are about to start the fight again."

Huh!Ye Xi collapsed back on Shen Xiulin's lap, feeling that the future was dark!

This time, the main mission failed because Ye Xi couldn't help but die, and failed again and again. After Ye Xi deeply felt that if he continued like this, his butt would be calloused, he finally resisted the death and asked Shen Xiulin about his psychological activities. Impulsively and bearing the humiliation, he cooperated with Shen Xiulin to complete the task.

The main task 15 of the two people was completed at the same time. As soon as he heard the system prompt, Ye Xi jumped up and swished up his pants. The action was so swift that he strangled it!

"The egg hurts!" Ye Xi fell on the sofa in pain.

Shen Xiulin: "...Slow down, I won't bite."

But I feel like you just want to take a bite on my ass!Ye Xi thought sadly and opened the interface to check the next task.

Main mission 16: The wedding scene was accidentally messed up. Before the wedding was re-organized, Huangfu X decided to take this little thing that always escapes to a place he absolutely can’t live without... Heh, man, you don’t like to run away What?This time I will let you go and let you run happily on my site!

He was taken by Huangfu X to his isolated private island, and through false obedience, he obtained the right to move freely on the island.(0/1)

Fortunately, there was no requirement for close contact in the new mission, and Ye Xi was relieved.

Because he deeply felt that if he had something to do with Shen Xiulin today, he might be out of luck!

The author has something to say: Mr. Shen: I also think mobile phones are fun.