Masho no Otoko wo Mezashimasu

"Well... Amber, as you've been feeling, the rare love boom of recent years is boiling."

... when I thought I was surrounded by boys in the morning, Shino-san and Yuka said strange things during lunch break. What the hell is going on today....

Shino-san is sitting in front of me, putting her elbows up at her desk and hands around her mouth, while Yuka stands behind Shino-san diagonally.

"... I didn't see any sign of a boom until I got into this class."

In my simple question, Shino-san shook his fingers to the left and right with a click.

"It's sweet, Amber. The world is an information society, and new booms appear in seconds."

"Hah, hah..."

At that rate, the boom ends in seconds... Well, let's dare to listen to Shino-san. Maybe it's not that important!

Yuka, who was standing behind her, handed over some paper to Shino-san, who had coughed one up with Kohon.... it doesn't matter, but shouldn't Yuuka-san sit down too?

"Well, Amber, can you look at this data?

Eh, ah, yes.

The title on the form placed on the desk is inscribed as the romantic situation of the adolescent boy. And the results of the questions are shown in numbers and graphs.

"Take a look at this first question! I know how the boys feel right now!

Hmm, which one?

Q1. What do you think about girls?

A, like 1.8%

Well, I like 9.4%.

Somewhat preferred 15.7%

I don't think so 71.4%

Destroy the world you hate 1.7%

... isn't this a funny answer? Why do you want me to destroy the world just because I hate it...? The answer will obviously be guided.

"The thing to note here is that there's more than 25% of the total I like. It would have been good up to about 10%. Hooray! You can see the love boom coming from these numbers!

Shino-san smiles nicely, but all I know is that this survey is not a tomato.

"Amber, I understand your question."

Did you feel my strange expression? Yuuka-san will fill you in.

"Why did the favorable number suddenly increase?

It's not there. I have questions about this choice.

"Yes, as Amber thinks, this number is the result of Amber's actions in the Boy Kings game."

... unexpected words have appeared!

"Amber was already flirting with a hostile girl in that battle, touching her body, pushing her down to bed again."

... is that weird? A wonder that doesn't sound like a battle when you hear only words. But we must deny it here because it is a clear means of winning.

"That's right, I'm not flirting with you...."

"I was."

"Yes, I did."

Ah, yes.

She denied it without expression and returned it.

"Well, it seems that the boys who saw the flirtatious sight on TV thought,"

……

"It sounds kind of fun. The result is shown in this number."

I see? I don't know if I should think about it, but it's good. But the last thing I know is, what do you want me to do with this?

In response to such a question, Shino pointed to one question with a serious expression.

Q9, How to have fun with girls

Anyway, 1.1% body touch.

Let the opponent handle it 52.6%

10.1% to learn in magazines

32.8% imitate a male king

Don't know 3.5%

... strange, for some reason there is a letter of the Boy King.

"Amber Kushino, the Boy King, is now a role model for the boys."

"It's too annoying!

"But don't you think you can't go like this? I think!

Huh?

"Leave it to the person with the most!

Shino-san pointing to that part with a powerful vibe.

"I don't know what happens when you get caught by a bad girl!

"Poetry is right, Amber. Even if I think lightly, I can have a child at a young age. Sex trafficking, forced prostitution, and drug addiction.... how horrible."

Yuuka-san trembles in fear. But you're talking too much at once, aren't you? However, Shino-san nodded unexpectedly at Yuka's words.

"So, it's Amber. Unless you want it or not, Amber is now a role model for everyone as a boy king. That's why I'll teach you how to socialize with men!

What?

"It's okay. Even if I told you, I ate something on a date. I'll just give you a blog or a social media account about where you went. I won't step into deep privacy."

What?

"Yes, of course, as a point of order, me and Yuzuka will work with the chicken."

"Yes, Ya-san is going on a date, right? It's just the right thing to do, so let Ya-san help you too."

What?

"Please, Amber, for the boys of this world!

"Please. Amber, for world peace!

"Too magnificent!

I nodded without much enthusiasm. That's the Four Nobles. We have a global perspective on what we do when we think about the world. I was impressed.